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The​ drought in Brazil could cause a global coffee shortage

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DON'T PANIC, coffee-drinkers. But Brazil is facing an epic drought, having just wrapped up one of the driest months on record — and the bad news could be making its way right into your (empty) coffee cup.

Brazil is the world's largest producer of coffee by far, but this year the drought and hot temperatures have been hitting coffee crops hard. And, it could be a harbinger of bad things to come — sugar production is also being hit by the drought. The Guardian reports:

There are also concerns that climate change could limit supplies, with some pointing to Brazil's drought as evidence of more extreme weather becoming the norm . . . The situation could worsen for those who like sugar with their coffee. The drought in Brazil, the world's biggest producer of sugar, is disrupting plans for harvesting sugar cane. Futures prices for sugar are at nearly the highest level in two months.
Of course, coffee roasters tend to have coffee beans for a few months on hand in advance, so the shortage in supplies may not become a problem right away. Still, the price of coffee beans has surged up, jumping up 50% already this year, and if that drought doesn't end soon, we might be facing a very bad year for coffee-drinkers.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/25/brazil-drought-threatens-coffee-crops

Glad I drink my tea everyday, coffee runs right through me. Although I'll have a Frappuccino every now and then
 
Hilarious monkey steals a GoPro camera and takes a selfie

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This funny little monkey in Bali who nabbed a guy's GoPro camera, tossed it around, pointed it at itself for some hilarious selfies, pried the case open and removed the GoPro's battery to the horror of the camera's owner (and to the enjoyment for the rest of us).

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Who doesn't love a funny monkey?
 
Dancing baby stingrays

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Kinda look like little aliens
 
That's only vaguely terrifying.
 
Hilarious monkey steals a GoPro camera and takes a selfie

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Who doesn't love a funny monkey?

I can't stop laughing at the thought of this. Hopefully this guy can look back at this and be able to laugh about it.
 
Dancing baby stingrays

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Kinda look like little aliens

They look so cute!! I could just eat em up!!!....... Seriously, I wonder what baby stingray tastes like? Baby octopus is on point!
 
The feet weird me the **** out.
 
Eat Mushrooms That Grow Off the Top of This Living Lampshade

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The most I can harvest from my lampshades is a thick layer of dust, so I am simultaneously impressed and completely grossed out by these MYX fixtures made from mycelium. They're grown into form, and edible mushrooms can actually be reaped from the top before they're hung in place.

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Weird as it may seem, mycelium is really having a moment as a next-generation building and design material.

The quick-growing fungus is can be forced to fit pretty much any mold, creating a dense, foam-like substance that has of late made headlines as an architectural tower and bio-plastic.

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Here, the fixtures are cultivated for two weeks in a low-light, medium-heat, and high-moisture environment that encourages healthy fungus development. Apparently the oyster mushrooms that are picked off the top really can be eaten, and what remains is a biodegradable bulb topper that's definitely got a natural look. Would you hang this baby up in your kitchen?

http://gizmodo.com/eat-mushrooms-that-grow-off-the-top-of-this-living-lamp-1530012184

Only mushrooms I eat are described as magical :woot:
 
I thought I would post this one for you, DJ.

Drunk Man Passes Out...Makes Out with Homeless Man!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/drunk-homeless-kiss_n_4859910.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Ah, the ol' walk of shame. Usually, it involves waking up in bed next to someone you don't know, then heading home with your head in your hands while wearing last night's disheveled party outfit. For Yong Mai, it involved waking up on the street, with a "gentle" homeless man cuddled up next to him and kissing him. Unfortunately for Mai, another person who was at last night's party in the city of Nanyang, China, was there to capture all of the glory on camera.

Europics released the photos, which show the homeless man caressing and kissing 28-year-old Mai as he was passed out on the ground. The other partygoer uploaded the photos online, with a description that makes Mai's experience all the more embarrassing.

"[The homeless man] was very gentle, I don't think he wanted the young man to wake up. He was kissing him on the face and stroking him in public and then the young man said something, I think it was a woman's name, but when he opened his eyes and saw the beggars face he started shouting. He then stood up and staggered off still shouting insults."
The perils of drinking to excess...lol. The most awesome thing about the photo though is I think he's also feeling the guy up. Check out where his hand is....LOLOLOLOL
 
I thought I would post this one for you, DJ.

Drunk Man Passes Out...Makes Out with Homeless Man!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/drunk-homeless-kiss_n_4859910.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

The perils of drinking to excess...lol. The most awesome thing about the photo though is I think he's also feeling the guy up. Check out where his hand is....LOLOLOLOL

This is funny now, but his friend is gonna feel like a POS if it turns out that homless man had a communicable disease. What kind of friend lets a homeless man molest their friend?
 
Haha that's good stuff, gotta love drunk people. I'm usually one of them although I have yet to kiss any homeless people
 
Talking Parrot Helps Police Solve Mysterious Murder Case

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First a parrot rats out its owner for a DUI and now this: Last week, a talking parrot helped police solve the mysterious murder of its owner.

On February 20, Neelam Sharma and her pet dog were found murdered in Agra, India. Police were baffled by the case until they got an tip from Sharma's husband, Vijayy Sharma.

After the murder, Sharma noticed that whenever his nephew Ashutosh visited his home or was mentioned, the parrot changed his behavior.

"During discussions too, whenever Ashutosh's name was mentioned, the parrot would start screeching. This raised my suspicion and I informed the police," Sharma told the Times of India.

Police detained Ashutosh, who quickly confessed to murdering his aunt and her dog.

"We checked his call details and took him in custody. He accepted his crime and informed us that he was accompanied by an accomplice. They had entered the house with the intention of taking away cash and other valuables," an Agra police spokesperson told the Times.

Ashutosh said he killed his aunt after she recognized him. The dog got the axe because he wouldn't stop barking. Unfortunately for Ashutosh, he didn't see the parrot, who silently witnessed the entire crime, according to police.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...s?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral

What a way to get caught
 
Who the **** murders a dog...Like the dog was going to file a complaint or something.
 
The story sounds a little too fake to me.
 
Russian Man Uses Horse Treadmill to Power Saw

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You may have seen the video above making the rounds on the old internet box. An anonymous Russian man is using his horse on a treadmill to power a saw. It's a brilliant idea, but far from new. Back in the late 19th century, the horse treadmill (or "endless floor") was considered the latest in high-tech inventions.

Below, we have an illustration from an 1880 issue of Scientific American. The journal explained that the animal treadmill could be put to any number of uses, including powering a water pump, driving a flour mill, and even generating electricity for light! Now there's a bright idea I wouldn't say neigh to!

I said, there a bright idea I wouldn't say neigh to!

Works better than a gerbil I would assume
 
Surgeons Shocked to Find Fully Formed Teeth in Baby's Brain Tumor

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Sometimes, when biology goes squirrely, it really goes squirrely. Case in point, a bizarre medical case in which a 4-month-old infant in Maryland was found to have several fully formed teeth embedded within a brain tumor. The boy was admitted to hospital because his head was growing faster than normal. Subsequent MRI scans showed a "heterogeneous, enhancing suprasellar mass" — but it contained multiple structures along the right side that looked startlingly like teeth that form in the lower jaw.
During the procedure to remove the tumor, the surgeons encountered multiple fully formed teeth. Fully formed! And not just bits of enamel or calcium deposits.





Subsequent analysis of the tumor revealed a craniopharyngioma, a rare brain tumor that can grow to be larger than a golf ball, but does not spread. LiveScience's Rachael Rettner explains more:
Researchers had always suspected that these tumors form from the same cells involved in making teeth, but until now, doctors had never seen actual teeth in these tumors, said Dr. Narlin Beaty, a neurosurgeon at the University of Maryland Medical Center, who performed the boy's surgery along with his colleague, Dr. Edward Ahn, of Johns Hopkins Children's Center.
"It's not every day you see teeth in any type of tumor in the brain. In a craniopharyngioma, it's unheard of," Beaty said.
Craniopharyngiomas commonly contain calcium deposits, "but when we pulled out a full tooth...I think that's something slightly different," Beaty told Live Science.
Teeth have been found in people's brains before, but only in tumors known as teratomas, which are unique among tumors because they contain all three of the tissue types found in an early-stage human embryo, Beaty said. In contrast, craniopharyngiomas have only one layer of tissue.
The boy's case provides more evidence that craniopharyngiomas do indeed develop from the cells that make teeth, Beaty said.
Incredibly, the boy is doing well, but the tumor destroyed his capacity to release certain hormones, so he'll have to undergo hormone treatments for the rest of his life.
Well that sure is bizarre
 
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Donut Shop Opens Inside Gym, Refuses to Sell Donuts

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A donut shop opening inside a YMCA will sell low-fat muffins, salads, sandwiches, and yogurt to gym patrons. But not donuts, because that wouldn't mesh with the Y's health-conscious image.
Rather than change its name to Honey Dew Muffins, Salads, Sandwiches and Yogurt, the Quincy, Massachusetts, Honey Dew Donuts just decided to torture gym-goers with the promise of delicious pastries without actually delivering the goods.
Making matters worse, the donut-free Honey Dew is the company's only location in town.
Oh, and about those low-fat muffins? They reportedly contain more calories and sugar than the forbidden donuts.

Why would they bother opening that location up? It is mind boggling
 
This Pickle Chandelier Has Enough Juice to Power Two Electric Chairs

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Yes, this is a super-charged chandelier constructed with 60 plain old, garden-variety pickles as bulbs. It crackles. It spits. It smells like burnt vinegar—and it uses enough power to illuminate a city block.

The experiment is the latest by Bompas & Parr, the gastronomic geniuses who made fireworks you could taste, vaporized gin, and a million other weird and wonderful culinary explorations.
It turns out that the high water content and natural translucence of pickles—or, as the British say, gherkins—make them the "ultimate food-based bulb." The yellow-tinted glow is a result of the sodium reacting to an electric current—strangely, the same effect as the distinctive high-pressure streetlights being phased out in Los Angeles.
Don't be deceived by the quirky nature of the project, though—this fixture could **** you up. "It's mind-bogglingly dangerous," Bompas told Nowness. "If you're near it when it is turned on you will certainly be electrocuted." Times two, no doubt; it's also sucks enough juice to power a pair of electric chairs.

I love pickles but have never thought to do this with them
 
Doomsday Vault Adds 20k New Crops

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This week marks six years since the Svalbard Seed Vault opened to serve as an agricultural Noah's Ark for humanity. Within its walls, scientists have collected nearly one million seeds from all over the world—just in case. Now, they're adding many more.
According to National Geographic magazine, the vault just accepted 20,000 new types of crops, bringing the final tally up to 820,619 varieties. The idea behind the vault is twofold: Preserve rare species that are going extinct because of climate change and human interference, and offer "insurance" in the case of a catastrophic, agriculture-destroying global event.



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So, what was important enough to add? First and foremost, there are almost 600 new types of barley, many of which are used to make beer. A consortium of Japanese researchers—who were spurred to send along their samples after the 2011 tsunami—contributed the various crops, including one that was grown aboard the ISS to make a special limited edition "space beer" sold by Sapporo.

Then there were the beans—514 in all—deposited by the Brazilian Agricultural Research Corporation. And the 200 species of wild potatoes, many of which are now threatened because of climate change. Types of wheat, maize, and other starches were also inaugurated into the vault, where they'll all be stored at zero degrees inside of thick sealed envelopes.
The issue of who owns these seeds is actually pretty interesting. Since there's a whole network of organizations and countries which have deposited samples, each party must agree to the International Seed Treaty, which was created when the vault was first established. It states that each depositing group can access its own seeds, but no one can access anyone else's library. It's just like a normal bank—each party has access only to its own account.



Why Svalbard? There are a number of reasons. First of all, it's cold, which means it takes less energy to keep the seeds at zero degrees. It's also located in a politically stable and remote part of the world, which means that there are fewer hazards posed by messy humanity. And under international treaty, military activity is forbidden there.
In other words, it's just boring, cold, and remote enough to be safe.

Wonder if we will ever need these :huh:
 
FBI and Secret Service Phone Calls Intercepted by Google Maps Exploit

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Yesterday, when Bryan Seely showed me his various Google Maps exploits, he showed me more than just dick jokes and fake businesses. Using these tricks, Seely was also able to set up a system that could surreptitiously record phone calls to the FBI and Secret Service. And he actually did it.
The premise is simple; instead of creating fake businesses with stupid names, he created fake locations for an FBI office in San Francisco and a Secret Service office in Washington DC, each effectively taking the place of its real life counterpart. These new locations were identical to their real-life counterparts—with one important change. A new phone number.



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I saw this in action. Seely sent me a link to a Google Maps Search query for "federal bureau of investigation near San Francisco, CA." There, I saw two otherwise identical listings, and when I called the one Seely pointed out to me as fake, he was the one who picked up the phone.
At the time of this writing, there are still two FBI offices listed in San Francisco, identical but for two different phone numbers.
Seely told me that the exploit was not actually in action, and that when it was, the Google Maps entry with the wrong phone number would be the one most prominently displayed. From there, Seely explained, it would be trivial to reroute the phone number to the incoming line for the actual FBI office, and either to listen to or even record the calls as they came in. I saw no explicit evidence that Seely had done or could do this part, but Valleywag did.
The effect would basically be a very limited tapped phone. Any scammer with the ability to set this up would be able to intercept calls—but only from people calling in through office's main line, and only people who'd looked up the number to call on Google Maps.
But also the danger of new scams like this is pretty much over. Sources at Google have confirmed that many of the exploits Seely used in the first place have been patched up, so the risk of any new DIY tapping setups by the same method seems slim to none.
However, Seely snuck these last alternate locations—like the FBI office and the Internet Cock Advisory—just before the security holes he was using were closed. And, while Seely has demonstrated that he can still modify that locations he's already made, he can't create new ones with the same tricks. Still, he's been able to prove that this was possible, it's almost impossible to know if any setups like this currently exist, have existed in the past, or have been put to any use. But the danger of new ones through known exploits seems to be over.
Even though the scope of such taps would have been pretty limited and new ones are now impossible, the fact that someone could have effectively tapped a subset of calls to any number government agencies or any other business—through Google Maps, of all places—is pretty scary nonetheless.
Seely has notified the agencies involved and we've reached out to them, as well as to Google, for comment.
Considering that the locations on Google Maps are submitted and verified by users, instead of pulled from official sources, trusting it absolutely for super-secret calls has always been a bad idea. So if you find yourself having to call the FBI to rat out your local mob boss, maybe dig up that number from the official website and then set up a meeting in person. Google Maps is a good reference material, but it never hurts to double check.

So tell the NSA turn about is fair play I guess right?
 
Robotic Garden Lamps Can Follow Your Guest Around the Party

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Backyard lighting is as much about decoration as it is about safety, allowing you to enjoy your artificial oasis at night without the risk of accidentally stepping on a hidden rake. But why run lights to every corner of your yard when you can just mount a decorative Japanese lantern to a quadruped and simply have it follow you around all night?
That's the genius behind Alvaro Cassinelli's latest creation. As guests arrive for a nighttime garden party you could—in theory, at least—assign one of these glowing creepers to follow each person around as they mingle. The lantern bots are also equipped with infrared rangefinders so they won't accidentally bump into someone, or wander into a koi pond.


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Eventually, Cassinelli even hopes the robots will be tracked and controlled using a central nervous system, automatically assembling into rows to illuminate a walkway, or flashing and glowing in unison to turn a party into a rave. But for the time being, they're nothing more than an experiment, which means if you want a few for your garden, you'll have to buy the $1,000 quadruped platforms yourself and get programming.

Pretty cool stuff
 
These'll be the next Disney/Pixar anthropometric creatures following people around wide big eyes.
 
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