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Aussie Energy Drink Banned for Containing Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

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MosKa, an Australian energy drink that claimed to naturally increase sexual performance, was banned in its home country after authorities found it contained vardenafil, a drug you may recognize by its brand name: Levitra.

The "100% natural traditional sex food" with "no drug or chemical in it" that MosKa advertised, it turns out, was too good to be true.

Giving customers an erectile dysfunction drug they aren't prescribed carries health risk beyond erections that last more than four hours. Levitra poses serious side effects for men with preexisting heart conditions, and can cause unsafe drops n blood pressure when taken with certain other drugs.

MosKa apologized in a statement on its website, claiming a third-party manufacturer included the drug without its knowledge:

We are devastated to have found that the overseas OEM supplier for Moska energy for adults had included an undeclared ingredient, Vardenafil (Levitra), within the natural ingredients. Vardenafil (Levitra) is a prescription only substance.

As such, we have terminated the supplier and in the process of producing the product with our own formulation to ensure no hidden ingredients. All our future products will be tested for compliance with all regulatory requirements.
The company says it is still working on new products, and ensuring that they will contain "no hidden ingredients." One can only imagine what's inside MosKa Pink, its forthcoming "all natural herbal health drink for women."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...aining-erectile-dysfunction-drug-9269473.html

I bet they have a huge market in Thailand
 
Woman Suing New Jersey for Rejecting Her Atheist License Plate

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http://www.nj.com/cumberland/index....files_lawsuit_over_atheist_license_plate.html

How is an atheist plate in any way objectionable? Seems like she has herself a pretty good case here
The "war" on Christianity maybe? I'm sure someone will find a person not believing as they do objectionable.

Really though I think if you're going to allow one you must allow the other. So if atheist plates are not allowed, neither are any religious belief plates.
 
Maybe Fox should have a 'war on religion' next. That'll make headlines.
 
Super Mario Played On Wine Glasses Sounds Just Like the Real Thing

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If you listened with your eyes closed, you'd think this was just a video of someone playing Super Mario Bros on a vintage Nintendo. But there's not a controller in sight. Just 48 wine glasses and a frying pan. Dan Newbie of YouTube, you're a maestro of the kitchen.

I love a good Mario Bros. Cover!
 
Powdered Alcohol, Coming to a Liquor Store Near You

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Introducing Palcohol, the world's sneakiest and most efficient way to get drunk. This week, the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau approved the powdered booze product, and its makers hopes to unleash it on an unsuspecting public this fall.

Palcohol's website, which has since been scrubbed, once advertised the powder as the solution to many of the modern drinker's most pressing problems. (A cached version of the original site is still accessible here)

Take, for instance, the overpriced drinks at stadium events.

1. What's worse than going to a concert, sporting event, etc. and having to pay $10, $15, $20 for a mixed drink with tax and tip. Are you kidding me?! Take Palcohol into the venue and enjoy a mixed drink for a fraction of the cost.
Palcohol also makes for an easy way to get hammered over breakfast without anyone noticing: just sprinkle it right onto your pancakes, and voilà.

6. We've been talking about drinks so far. But we have found adding Palcohol to food is so much fun. Sprinkle Palcohol on almost any dish and give it an extra kick. Some of our favorites are the Kamikaze in guacamole, Rum on a BBQ sandwich, Cosmo on a salad and Vodka on eggs in the morning to start your day off right. Experiment. Palcohol is great on so many foods. Remember, you have to add Palcohol AFTER a dish is cooked as the alcohol will burn off if you cook with it...and that defeats the whole purpose.
Those who'd rather mainline booze directly into their bloodstream are also in luck. Palcohol can be snorted!

7. Let's talk about the elephant in the room….snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you'll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.
It's hard to imagine how or why the federal government signed off on Palcohol, a product that, in the wrong hands, could make the darkest days of the Four Loko era look tame. For its part, the company says it was caught off guard by the TTB's announcement, and that the old site copy doesn't accurately reflect its mission.

What we can say now is that we hope the product will be used in a responsible and legal manner. Being in compliance with all Federal and State laws is very important to us. Palcohol will only be sold through establishments that are licensed to sell liquor.

More information will be forthcoming.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014...l-is-a-thing-promises-to-make-game-day-better

Well this is bizarre. I just don't see this ending very well at all and I love booze. Don't see why the government would sign off on this but if there is one thing America loves it's booze in any shape it can get it's hands on it
 
As soon as I saw the title I knew that people would think the same thing as I did. Now kids can get drunk by snorting booze. This will end badly.
 
Surgeons Find 12 Gold Bars Inside Man's Stomach

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A 63-year-old Indian businessman was having stomach trouble. He told his doctors he'd swallowed a water bottle cap out of anger after arguing with his wife—totally normal thing to do, nothing to see here—and had since been vomiting and having difficulty going to the bathroom.

During surgery to remove the nonexistent bottle cap, doctors at Sir Ganga Ram Hospital instead found 12 small bars of gold, weighing nearly a pound and worth about $23,000.

Dr. CS Ramachandran, who performed the surgery, was incredulous. He told the BBC,

This is the first time I have recovered gold from the stomach of a patient. I remember having taken out a bladder stone weighing 1kg from a patient. But finding gold in a patient's stomach was something unbelievable.

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There's no word on why the man swallowed the gold, but it's possible that it had little to do with the state of his marriage. As the BBC points out, illegal gold smuggling is on the rise in India after the country raised the import duty on metals to combat its account deficit. One way to secretively transport the precious metal, it would seem, is by eating it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Did he think he would be able to pass them? I have no idea how he thought they were going to come out
 
He could have meant to try to vomit them up and didn't expect it to be that bad.
 
It was later determined the gold bars were merely chocolate covered in gold wrapping.
 
Skydiver Falls to His Death at Family Easter Egg Hunt

A 49-year-old New York man fell to his death after his parachute failed to open while he was skydiving. He landed in a backyard in Washington Township, N.J. around 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon, right as the family next door was in the middle of an Easter egg hunt.

Arkady Shenker was an experienced skydiver with 350 jumps under his belt. On Sunday, he was with a group of 15, run by Monroe Township, N.J.-based Freefall Adventures. Gloucester County officials and the FAA are investigating what caused his "wing suit"-style parachute to fail—it's unclear whether Shenker made a mistake or the suit itself malfunctioned.

The Dye family, who were shocked to see Shenker drop in during their egg hunt, rushed to help.

"I saw the jumpers. Then I noticed one and he kind of looked like he wasn't conscious, he was just spinning," Annie Marie Dye told ABC 6.

"He put a dent in the ground about [a foot] deep," another neighbor said.

Shenker was taken to Kennedy Hospital, where he was pronounced dead just after 3:30 p.m.

He's not the first skydiver to lose his life during a Freefall Adventures jump. In 2011, Scott Shields, the mayor of Rutledge, Pa., died on a jump with the same company. After Shields failed to pull his chute in time, the automatic backup chute didn't open all the way.

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news...-Open-as-Man-Approaches-Ground-255934631.html

And that is why I don't skydive. The kids are never going to forget that Easter
 
Runaway Teen Survives 5-Hour Flight to Hawaii in Plane's Wheel Well

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A 16-year-old boy somehow survived a five and a half hour flight halfway across the Pacific Ocean—from San Jose to Maui—while stowed away in a passenger jet's wheel well.

"Kid's lucky to be alive," FBI spokesman Tom Simon told the Associated Press.

According to Simon, the teen, whose name was not released, hopped the fence at the San Jose airport after running away from home. He then walked around the airport's tarmac until climbing into one of the plane's wheel wells.

The teenager spent much of the 2,400 mile flight in freezing temperatures—the flight's cruising altitude was 38,000 feet—and with limited oxygen.

"He was unconscious for the lion's share of the flight," Simon said. "Doesn't even remember the flight. It's amazing he survived that."

Authorities in Hawaii detained and questioned the teenager after finding him wandering the Maui airport tarmac without identification. After a medical examination—amazingly, he escaped injury—he was released to child protective services. He won't be charged with a crime.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/16-year-old-survives-wheel-well-maui-flight

How did this kid not die?
 
Fed-Up Kid Exacts Revenge on Arcade Claw Machine

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A little girl finally figured out how to beat the impossible claw machine odds.

The inspired event appears to have occurred this week at a Florida arcade, where a child finally snapped after losing token after token to the claw.

According to a witness, the kid was able to wriggle inside the impossible-to-win arcade game (not an uncommon occurrence).

Once she was safely ensconced inside the claw's plexiglass walls, she began to exact her revenge, passing out the game's prizes for free, apparently taking requests from onlookers.

It's not clear what happened to her after the photo was taken, but given the claw's accuracy (or lack thereof), she might be stuck forever.

http://imgur.com/ebtReE2

Haha these kids getting into these machines is hilarious. That's one way to beat the system
 
Claw machines that actually give out prizes are rare so I'm not surprised she decided to cheat the system.
 
https://www.stanwinstonschool.com/blog/white-house-announces-suspicious-tech-initiative

SKYNET - THIS IS HOW IT BEGINS

THE BEGINNING OF SKYNET?

In the name of “Putting America at the Forefront of 21st Century Manufacturing” the White House casually announced, via the White House blog, the launch of what they’re calling “Manufacturing Innovation Institute Competitions.” The first two institutes—a Lightweight and Modern Metals Manufacturing Institute in Detroit and a Digital Manufacturing and Design Innovation Institute in Chicago—will be followed by four additional “hubs” to be determined through the aforementioned competition.

Read the complete press release HERE.



Pictured above: President Barack Obama in the East Room of the White House speaks to reporters on Feb. 25th, 2014 as threatening robotic arms capable of crushing him like a grape loom menacingly in the foreground.



Pictured above: President Barack Obama photographed in the East Room of the White House on Feb, 25th, 2014 with what could certainly be a weapon derived from technology appropriated from the future.

READING BETWEEN THE LINES

President Obama explained that the proposed and existing institutes would bring private industry and the government together. “That’s what these new hubs are all about” said Obama, “They’re partnerships – they bring together companies and universities to develop cutting-edge technology, train workers to use that technology, and make sure research is turned into real-world products made by American workers.”



Pictured above: Jim Cameron’s concept art for the Skynet complex in the TERMINATOR film series.

THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN HUMANS AND MACHINES

Though the president was careful to couch the announcement in terms of progress and national pride, a careful read of the actual press release stresses the importance of “strengthening our capabilities for defense” and indicates that both institutes are led by the Department of Defense. Okay, maybe that device next to the president isn't a plasma weapon capable of reducing any human structure to rubble. But note the similarities of the structures in the two pictures above. I'm just sayin'.



Pictured above: Joe Morton as Miles Dyson in T2: JUDGMENT DAY, with the original Terminator hand—the start of Cyberdyne systems.

Isn’t one of these "institutes" going to be Cyberdyne? And can Skynet be far behind?



Pictured above: Skynet, with a Terminator in the foreground and a Hunter/Killer (HK) in the background from the T2:3D: BATTLE ACROSS TIME attraction by Universal Studios.

CAN SKYNET WIN?

Last week James Cameron was holding an AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit and received the following question:



Mr. Cameron took the question seriously and answered thoughtfully, "If one believes in a multiverse of an infinite number of parallel universes, or even a large number of them, then there have to be a few where Skynet wins. But you know, I don't know how it's done exactly. And if I did I wouldn't say."

Good thinking, Jim. Don't give away our vulnerabilities. And doesn’t that username seem awfully suspicious? The robots may be sentient already!

Cameron went on to say, "One could argue that the machines have already won. All you have to do is look around at how many people are face-down texting 100% of the time, everywhere they are, and it's hard to imagine the machines haven't won."
 
This is What Americans Will Look like by 2050 – and it’s Stunning
http://themindunleashed.org/2014/04/americans-will-look-like-2050-stunning.html

With the increasing trend of interracial partnerships, it’s much more common for an individual to belong to a variety of ethnic backgrounds. As PolicyMic bluntly summarized, “in a matter of years we’ll have Tindered, OKCupid-ed and otherwise sexed ourselves into one giant amalgamated mega-race.” They’re absolutely right. But what will that look like?

To answer this question, National Geographic built its 125th anniversary issue around this theme… and what they came up with is beautiful.

Renowned photographer and portrait artist, Martin Schoeller, was commissioned to capture the lovely faces of our nation’s multicultural future. This is what the average American will look like by 2050:

Source: National Geographic
And like this:

Source: National Geographic


And this:

Source: National Geographic
What’s most entrancing is that none of these photographs are photo-shopped projections, but real people. That means America’s next generation will be a mix of “Blackanese,” “Filatino,” “Chicanese,” and “Korgentinian”.

The numbers of these mixes will only grow. It was in 2000 that the U.S. Census Bureau let respondents check more than one race for the first time, and 6.8 million people did so. By 2010, that figure had increased to nearly 9 million – a spike of 32%.

What does this mean for the future in terms of racism? Such mixture is encouraging, but there are definitely flaws with tracking racial population growth through a survey that encourages people to self-identify. This is especially so since so many familial, cultural, and even geographical factors influence one’s decision to claim multiple races.

Race has no definition, no basis in biology, yet its constructions, functions, and mythologies irrevocably shape the world as we know it. Policy Mic further contemplates this – musing on how the trend for interracial marriages continues to grow, and in effect, how racial discrimination may optimistically dissolve in the future.

Regardless of its implications, such change should be celebrated. Intermixing is a symbol of rapidly changing America, and perhaps by 2050 we’ll witness a country united by its diversity, unique interests, and melded backgrounds.
 
Archaeageddon: how gas-belching microbes could have caused mass extinction

Study suggests gene transfer led to sudden release of methane 252 million years ago, killing most life on Earth.
http://www.nature.com/news/archaeageddon-how-gas-belching-microbes-could-have-caused-mass-extinction-1.14958

Methane-belching microbes may have been behind the 'Great Dying', a mass-extinction event that wiped out some 90% of all species on Earth about 252 million years ago. Researchers say that the organisms acquired the ability to consume previously untapped food sources and went into overdrive, causing catastrophic disruption to the climate.


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Microbes have had outsized effects on the planet's geology and on life, through the chemicals they consume and release. One example is the creation of the oxygen-rich environments that made the evolution of complex animals possible, or 'great oxygenation event', says theoretical geophysicist Daniel Rothman of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) in Cambridge. But their effects can be catastrophic, too, he says.

Rothman and his colleagues looked into the causes of the Great Dying, which took place at the end of the Permian period that lasted from 300 million to 252 million years ago. Geological evidence shows that the event was accompanied by lethally high global warming and ocean acidification. The causes have long been debated, but one leading proposal points to Siberian volcanoes, which are known to have been hugely active at the time.

The paper by Rothman and his team, published this week in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences1, paints a fresh picture of how the extinction occurred. Leading up to it, large quantities of organic matter accumulated in ocean sediments. It was “a pile of food sitting there”, says study co-author Gregory Fournier, an evolutionary biologist at MIT, but nothing was in a position to eat it.


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The archaea Methanosarcina seen under a scanning electron microscope.
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That soon changed. The oceans were also home to single-celled microbes known as archaea. Some, known as Methanosarcina, consume carbon compounds and release methane. But the microbes did not have a way to process acetate, one of the key compounds that made up the sediment reserves. That is, until they captured two acetate-processing genes from a bacterium. By comparing the genomes of 50 different living organisms, Fournier dated that gene transfer to 250 million years ago, right around the time of the mass extinction.

Pointing the finger
Fournier says that the evolutionary event could have led to a prodigious microbial bloom — and consequent dump of methane, a powerful greenhouse gas, into the atmosphere — because it enabled Methanosarcina to feed on the organic sediment. Moreover, Rothman thinks that he has identified the bloom’s signature in the carbon-isotopic record of the ancient sediments. Using a mathematical approach, he revealed that the concentration of some gases — possibly including methane — were increasing “exponentially or possibly super-exponentially” during the time of the extinction. Microbial activity, and not volcanism or other potential causes, is the best explanation for that kind of growth, he says.

But the Siberian volcanoes could still be part of the story, says Rothman. They were probably responsible for a sharp increase in nickel deposits that the authors found in ocean sediments from the time. In known methane-spewing microbes, the metal is a crucial component of enzymes involved in the reactions that produce the gas. The availability of nickel is in fact a limiting factor to these organisms' growth, so nickel from the volcanoes could have caused a runaway effect in Methanosarcina, says Rothman, and eventually death for other species.

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Even if methane was behind the Great Dying, it is still not clear what ultimately led to the demise of many species. The increased methane could have killed life on land by causing a toxic release of hydrogen sulphide; in the oceans, animals could have suffered from oxygen depletion, and acidification would have affected creatures’ ability to grow shells.

Some scientists are not so quick to relegate the volcanoes to a supporting role, however. What the researchers have found is part of the connection between the volcanoes and the die-out, says palaeobiologist Douglas Erwin of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History in Washington DC. But he warns that the evidence is “hardly conclusive”.

The great oxygenation event shows that it is not that far-fetched to think that a single microbe species could have changed Earth so drastically, says Rothman. “It could happen again, and it may very well have happened at other times in the past.”
 
As soon as I saw the title I knew that people would think the same thing as I did. Now kids can get drunk by snorting booze. This will end badly.
Pfffft, whatever. Motley Crue was injecting alcohol into their veins like it was heroin in the 90's. This is nothing.
 
Iranian Hunters Destroy Weapons and Promise to Stop Killing Wildlife

http://humansarefree.com/2014/04/iranian-hunters-destroy-weapons-and.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HumansAreFree+%28Humans+Are+Free%29

Hunters in Iran’s Kurdistan region have made a remarkable commitment to change their ways for the sake of wildlife -- burning their traps, breaking their rifles, and vowing to now stand in solidarity with animals they once targeted.

The move came just weeks after the Iranian environmental ministry released a report indicating that 74 species native to the country had been placed on the red list of the International Union for the Conservation of Nature, in danger of extinction from human activity.

According to FRANCE 24, conservationists from the organization Chya met with local hunters individually to inform them of the threats posed by hunting, both legal and illegal, successfully convincing 19 of them to take an oath to protect the region’s biodiversity.

For veteran hunter Hossein Ahmadi, the decision to destroy his equipment was an easy one, especially since he'd seen the impact of overhunting first-hand.
“I mostly hunted partridges, hares, wood pigeons and a few other local birds. But even then, I realize now that what I did was damaging to our local wildlife. There are hardly any partridges left in this area.

“The nearby mountains used to be full of wild goats, but now there are only a dozen left. There also used to be a beautiful bird called the Sandgrouse, which nested all over the mountains, but nobody has seen them in 15 years,” says Ahmadi.

“Hunting is out of control, and it’s destroying our wildlife. That’s why I and other hunters decided to set an example by taking an oath to stop killing all animals.”
Over the last century, several iconic species in Iran have been hunted to extinction -- including the Iranian lion and Mazandaran tiger. Wildlife authorities fear that if hunting continues unabated, dozens other animals will soon meet that same fate.
 
Toilet flushes may help power homes
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Toilet-flushes-may-help-power-homes/articleshow/34074555.cms

SEOUL: Tired of erratic power-cuts at home? Flushing your toilet may help!

Scientists have developed a novel way to harness the motion of water, including from raindrops cascading down a window or from a toilet flush, as a sustainable energy source that can power homes.

Researcher Youn Sang Kim and colleagues at Seoul National University and Korea Electronics Technology Institute (KETI) have adapted a transducer to convert the mechanical energy from water motion into electrical energy.

When dielectric materials are in water, an electrical double layer forms around the outside of the material.

Variations between water and a poly (4 vinyl phenol) dielectric layer were shown to induce electric charges at an electrode, 'Chemistry World' reported.

Researchers demonstrated that the motion from a 30 micro-litres water droplet in such a system was able to generate enough electricity to power a green light-emitting diode (LED).

"Using the energy harvesters based on this novel concept, we demonstrated the wide applicability toward natural water's motions, such as rain, rivers, and even sea waves as well," researchers said in an abstract in the journal Energy & Environmental Science.

"We believe that they can substantially inspire for new energy harvesting technology form ambient energy sources," they said.

The technology could also be used on surfaces outside of homes alongside solar and wind power-generating components.

"We hope our work can be applied to everyday life," said Kim.

This is a realistic possibility as the electrodes are flexible and transparent so could coat windows, roofs and even toilet bowls, to generate electricity from raindrops and water flow, the report said.
 
I highly doubt that will happen in the next 36 years. Maybe in a hundred years or so, but not in three decades.

I neither encourage nor discourage interracial couplings. One side sounds like a bunch of human-objectifying horse breeders. The other are closed-minded bigots.
 
Federal Agency Says Approving Powdered Alcohol Was Just an Error

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Powered alcohol—a.k.a. "Palcohol"—due to be unleashed upon an unprepared, very drunk world this fall, may turn out to be a fading dream. The federal agency that approved the product now says that approval was an error.

The U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, a division of the U.S. Treasury, seemingly issued approvals for 7 different kinds of Palcohol last week, but those approvals were for labels, not for the product itself.

Even that level of endorsement was a mistake, the TTB is now saying. Palcohol has surrendered all 7 approvals back to the agency.

"We have been in touch with the TTB and there seemed to be a discrepancy on our fill level, how much powder is in the bag. There was a mutual agreement for us to surrender the labels," Palcohol's website now reports.

"This doesn't mean that Palcohol isn't approved. It just means that these labels aren't approved. We will re-submit labels. We don't have an expected approval date as label approval can vary widely."

That's a shame. Alcohol that you can snort or sprinkle on your food seemed like such a smart and safe idea.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/21/newser-powdered-alcohol/7960361/

Good, I could see that stuff causing a lot of problems
 
Awful New Technology Beams TV Ads Onto Your Cell Phone

At long last, advertisers are ready to "solve" the "problem" of you rudely ignoring the television ads that they spent so much effort crafting, by looking at your cell phone when the commercials come on.

Ad Age reports that a company called Xaxis (which sounds, appropriately, like an ancient monster) has created a program called Sync that uses data about your demographics, location, and wi-fi use to make an "educated guess" about what TV channel you're watching, and then beams the ads on your TV directly onto your phone at the same time they're on the TV. So that you have nowhere to turn! Seems like a great public service.

"One of the biggest challenges that advertisers have right now, especially when it comes to buying broadcast television, is that up to 50% of people that are watching broadcast television are also engaging with another device," said Xaxis CEO Brian Lesser in an interview with Ad Age. "What we're trying to do with Sync is to solve the problem of users being distracted by their mobile device from the TV."
One thing the story does not make clear is why anyone would allow this horrific product to access their cell phone in the first place. I assume it's some sort of virus?

Arrest Xaxis CEO Brian Lesser ASAP.

http://adage.com/article/digital/wpp-s-xaxis-sync-tv-mobile-ads/292758/

Who in their right mind would knowingly put these garbage app on their phone? Only way I see this being implimented on my phone is through spyware
 
And spyware is how it will get there.
 
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