Man, I had high hopes for this. I really did. And I'm usually pretty optimistic about stuff like this, no matter how contrived or stupid it sounds.
I'm probably one of the few people that'll admit this, but I highly enjoyed most of the Ultimate Marvel imprint. Infact, I still consider the first arc of Ultimate Spider-Man to be one of the best retellings of a superhero origin ever done. And with JMS on the book, I was doubly excited, having been a fan of Supreme Power and knowing how big of a fan he was of Superman. It finally seemed like DC was going to really do something that equaled the quality of those first few Ultimate Marvel arcs.
Unfortunately, that isn't the case here. Superman: Earth One is about as redundant and preachy as you can get with a superhero comic. Ignoring the fact that Superman's origin has been redone twice in the last decade - a problem of which didn't really bother me, other than the fact that DC seemed hellbent on kicking the epic "Birthright" story to the curb - JMS really doesn't do much with the concept of a newer, modern day Superman. It's the same character with a sprinkle of hesitance. Like it
could be the Superman we already know, but withheld from his traditional nobility, and not in an interesting way. Instead of coming off as a different iteration, JMS just kind of makes Superman into a guy who twiddles his thumbs until the very last second that Earth could be in grave peril, then becomes kind of a shell of who he's associated to being.
The supporting cast is kind of underwhelming too, save for Jimmy Olsen, who was probably the best written character in the book. Lois Lane is her same ole' self and nothing more... maybe even a little less. Same for Perry White and the Kents, apart from the fact that Jonathan seems to try and part wisdom with every breath he freaking takes. It's almost worthy of parody. Like an Uncle Ben archetype on steroids. And I'm not even going to get into the villain. The guy should be the poster child for how not to do a Superman villain - he steals elements from Zod and Brainiac and simultaneously disgraces them with his need to tout cliche after cliche.
The dialogue is atrocious at times, and cheesy in others. There's too much of it, and above all, there are too many lines that are just "on the nose". Almost to a laughable degree. Literally, I was reading a specific scene during the final battle and thinking of ways to parody it. "Go forth and fly, Clark. Don that big red and blue and yellow outfit that's been hanging over you like a cloud for the whole of your life. Press that metaphorical diamond shaped S against your chest and show the world how much of a
SUPER young
MAN you are."
Ugh.
Shane Davis' art is the only reason to really give this a look. Beyond that, color me worried for how they're gonna handle Batman.
