Were the Smurfs gay or was Smurfette the biggest ****e to ever live?

[Ultimate_Superman]

I have always wondered with a village of nothing but men for sometime where the Smurfs gay or was Smurfette just the biggest ****e to ever live? I mean if you think about it there were Smurf children later on in the series and they had to all come from Smurfette but what I want to know who is the father of those kids or will we see Smurfette on the Maury show?

 

[LazloSpeeker]

They weren't gay, they were sailors.

 

[Scissors]

Actually, the baby Smurfs are human baby's that they stole, and Magic-Smurf converted them to the blue tiny things they call Smurfs

 

[darkseid26]

every smurf smurfed smurfette, mainly papa smurf(he had fetishes).

 

[JayCaz]

ACTUALLY. It's a well known fact that Smurfette was merely a Smurf in drag, and that all Smurfs were self-impregnating hermaphrodites. It was all explained in the 2003 Christmas special.

 

[Schlosser85]

They weren't gay, they were sailors.

Those are by no means mutually exclusive

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I have always wondered with a village of nothing but men for sometime where the Smurfs gay or was Smurfette just the biggest ****e to ever live?

The answer is quite simply, both!

 

[Erzengel]

I believe in the comics, Smurfette was created by Gargamel. So how the Smurfs reproduced has never been said, although I'm thinking Gremlins here.

 

[November Rain]

a part of me what's to believe she's just a dirty ****e...

just like a part of know's Jerry's cousin could take superman in a fight...

 

[Mee]

Smurfette was like an ant queen. Every once in a while she'd just pop out a couple hundred eggs. Did she still sleep around with all the Smurfs? Maybe.

 

[Alex The Great]

Papa Smurf ownz all...Always.

 

[KevanG]

Watch Donnie Darko, it explains everything

 

[Omega Wizard]

 

[KevanG]

Good job Omega! The truth has been told!

 

[The Denialist]

The real question here is this: Were the Smurfs mammals or egg-laying creatures?

 

[Raiden]

The real question here is this: Were the Smurfs mammals or egg-laying creatures?

Well, Smurfette does sport a pair, so I think they are mammals.

 

[lemmasaurus]

Watch Donnie Darko, it explains everything

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

 

[Tag279]

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

Now that's just funny...I don't care who ya are

 

[hammy]

ACTUALLY. It's a well known fact that Smurfette was merely a Smurf in drag, and that all Smurfs were self-impregnating hermaphrodites. It was all explained in the 2003 Christmas special.

. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

You don't have one.

 

[hammy]

dp

 

[Majik1387]

dp

I so read this wrong because of the title.

 

[chaseter]

I bet after a while it took two smurfs for Smurfette to have any feeling while being smurfed.

 

[Peter_Porker]

I bet after a while it took two smurfs for Smurfette to have any feeling while being smurfed.

That's called Double-Smurfing

 

[The Lizard]

I'm going to go with "They're all fictional cartoon characters existing in a fictional storyline where sex is irrelevant." ....for the win.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I heard there is going to be a smurf movie, right?