Were the Smurfs gay or was Smurfette the biggest ****e to ever live?

[Pythenis]

Hopefully this clip of ****ett....I mean Smurfette will clear everything up, this was her first appearance.........you know back when she was all goth and what not.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfrHQEQH9d0&feature=related

 

[lemmasaurus]

You don't have one.

The reason it had quotes around it is because I'm not the one saying it. It's from Donnie Darko, hence the post I quoted above it.

 

[Mee]

I heard there is going to be a smurf movie, right?

Paris Hilton as Smurfette, Sean Connery as Papa Smurf.

 

[Starbird]

Just watch Donnie Darko..it's explained.

 

[SuBe]

The Smurfs were a bunch of Commies.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hopefully this clip of ****ett....I mean Smurfette will clear everything up, this was her first appearance.........you know back when she was all goth and what not.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfrHQEQH9d0&feature=related

 

[Crowforge]

I thought smurfs were sentient fungus and 'papa smurf' was the originator of this colony?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Maybe the Smurfs were big time misogynists and wouldn't let the other female smurfs out of the kitchen.

 

[SonikDeath]

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

omg, i laughed so hard at this..i love that movie. t:

 

[Asteroid-Man]

All the smurfs had was smurfette, which is why they were always blue. *ZING!*

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Maybe the Smurfs were big time misogynists and wouldn't let the other female smurfs out of the kitchen.

No, they had Baker Smurf. If there were female Smurf's in the kitchen's then there would be know Baker Smurf.



Unless... the Smurf wives are Smurfing Baker Smurf in exchange for his recipes?

 

[Darthphere]

David the Gnome ****ed the **** out of Smurfette.

 

[bullets]

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

the smurfette also wore a shirt to cover boobs that she didnt have. the reason we neer saw smurf smeckels is because they were hardly ever aroused. i just dont think the wolrd was ready to accept a cartoon sex scene and the fact these things didn't have nipples made it weirder.