What can be done to make 2017 better?

[Silvermoth]

A lot of people have said 2016 was tough so let's have a positivity thread of some good stuff that could happen in 2017

- marriage equality comes to Australia
- tesla cars roll out and work out perfectly
- the Wonder Woman movie makes a billion dollars
- a reboot of Ecco the Dolphin is announced

And for me personally...
- my boyfriend moves in with me and it all goes well t:
- maybe I could even adopt a kitten

What about you?

 

[Drizzle]

If Donald Trump is visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future this Saturday night then 2017 might have a chance.

 

[CaptainWagner]

If Donald Trump is visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future this Saturday night then 2017 might have a chance.

I'm intrigued as to who would represent Trump's ghosts... And how this wasn't a Christmas SNL sketch is beyond me.

 

[jokesonm3]

Pokemon Go 2

 

[:eek:]

Donald Trump getting a one way ticket to Mars.

 

[Sawyer]

Donald Trump could get Freaky Friday'd with a reasonable f***ing adult.

 

[Drizzle]

Donald Trump getting a one way ticket to Mars.

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Donald Trump could get Freaky Friday'd with a reasonable f***ing adult.

Or even a reasonable child. Couldn't be any worse, could it?

 

[dude stannis]

If something similar to Tom Clancy's Debt of Honor left Reek in the position to be acting US President.

 

[Immortalfire]

I get a hug.

 

[Reek]

DJ_KiDDvIcIouS gets arrested for the murder we all know he committed.

 

[dude stannis]

Kyle finally makes an understandable point.

 

[Immortalfire]

Having numbers in your username becomes a crime.

 

[Arachnerd]

Basically everything.

 

[Marvolo]

Congress shows some common sense and impeaches Trump.

Trump is arrested for tax evasion or sexual assault.

Trump is committed to an insane asylum.

Pence or Ivanka or Melania or anyone snaps and beats the **** out of Trump.

Putin says "**** it Im done with this petulant toddler" and throws Trump under the bus.

Trump's fragile ego shatters on live tv and he flips out and starts raging and ranting and fury crying like a toddler.

In short, anything that can completely ruin that insane clown would make my 2017 better and would start to make up for 2016.

 

[Isildur´s Heir]

Honestly, i feel that 2017 will make 2016 be a day at the beach.

It's pessimist of me, it's cynical....but, sadly, it's what i think.

 

[Kane52630]

- the Wonder Woman movie makes a billion dollars

 

[Lily Adler]

I sadly still have hope for that film.

 

[Ruth Fisher]

For me

- I am filled with blessed positive vibes
- World peace
- i finish my movie I am writing
- famke janssen wins an emmy for her new show
- Sia finally wins her deserved grammies and release new music
- Feud starring Queen jessica lange and susan sarandon is a success
- Cersei survives season 7 of Game of thrones
- Frances conroy gets more recognition

 

[ArkhamImperial]

Personally, just living a more eventful and positive life.
In the midst of everything, I just hope the world doesn't crumble.

Also, I need WW & JL to get good ratings.
I don't care if they make a billion, or not, I just want them to be critically acclaimed.

 

[Sawyer]

If Kane stops being so damn petty.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Shipping Sawyer to Mars would be a great start. It'll be like the Martian, except leaving him there is encouraged.

 

[Kyle]

Impeach Trump and then Pence. Have Bannon's Brietbart news suffer massive hacking attacks so it can't resurface (same with other fake news sources). Have Russians overtake Putin. Britain unifies for a better future. Le Penn, the Five Star, and all these worldwide populist whackos lose by a landslide - not just U.S. peace, but world peace. The people of Aleppo get peace and comfort. And Dude Stannis becomes an adult.

 

[jokesonm3]

Peace in Syria please

 

[Guts]

The bank finally gives me that small loan of a million dollars.

 

[Sawyer]

Shipping Sawyer to Mars would be a great start. It'll be like the Martian, except leaving him there is encouraged.

Goddammit, Parker, I thought you died.