What colour would you make that bastard?

Discussion in 'Misc. Comics Films' started by Ultimate Movie-Man, Jul 26, 2005.

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What colour would you make that bastard?

  1. Yellow

  2. Blue

  3. Pink

  4. Red

  5. Purple

  6. Orange

  7. Black (or grey)

  8. White (or grey)

  9. Green

  10. Brown

  11. My choice isn't on here.

  12. I don't care...GET TO THE CASTRATION!

  13. Other

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  1. Ultimate Movie-Man

    Ultimate Movie-Man Registered

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    I'd probably make him orange or green.

    BTW Vote...I like making poll threads...its cool to see what the average comic fan thinks!
     
  2. Nancy-Twin

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    I would like green, but blue's cool too.
     
  3. dude stannis

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    There's a reason that he's yellow. He has an actual medical condition called 'Jaundice' that makes the skin yellow. Obviously Miller exaggerated Roark Jnr.'s condition.
     
  4. Ultimate Movie-Man

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    I just want to see what others thought. I reckon different colour bastards would be cool. It's just for fun, dude_love. But I haven't read the graphic novel so I wouldn't know exactly why he's yellow etc.
     
  5. dude stannis

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    I wasn't hating at all.

    It doesn't specifically say in the book why he's yellow, but the only logical reason is Jaundice. Personally I'd vote for "Get to the castration".
     
  6. Ultimate Movie-Man

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    It is a personal favourite :cool:
     
  7. ScottishFogg

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    i like him yellow because not only of the jaundice but because he's weak. he preys on children. it takes no strength, no courage to do what he does. thus, he's "yellow."
     
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    no its not, its the result of experimentation done on him inorder to restore his family jewels which were taken away from him by hartigan.
     
  9. Comic Book Boy

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    This thread sucks! But I don't care because this forum is dead. :yellow:
     
  10. Splinter

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    Is there really any solid explanation as to how trying to get back his balls made him yellow, lost him his hair, and enlarged his head? Or is just a left-to-your-imagination sorta thing?
     
  11. Gamma Ray

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    "I took away his weapon.... Both of them."
     
  12. agustinaldo

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    The Yellow Bastard is yellow because Hartigan blew off his bladder.

    By doing that,his urine spreads through his whole body instead of being stored.

    Part of it speadt through his skin,making it yellow.

    hence, The Yellow Bastard.That's why he smells so bad,and why his blood is also colored yellow.

    The only other possibility is that Hartigan blows off his intestines,making him brown instead of yellow.
     
  13. Splinter

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    Thanks.:)
     
  14. thecrazy88

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    I think that he looks best in yellow.. But I voted pink :D
     
  15. Ultimate Movie-Man

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    I cannot beleive I started this piece of hunkajunk :o
     
  16. Bat Attack

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    the color I would make him would be yellow.
     
  17. TNC9852002

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    What an unusual thread...

    -TNC
     
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    I second that.
     

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