What do you do to make the world a better place?

[Hotwire]

I sell cable, internet, and cable packages!! Gotta have your entertainment, right?

 

[Anubis]

Why do you *****e bags charge so much? You make my world suck, which in turn, makes me notice when good things happen to make my world better, so, I guess that's how you make the world a better place. By showing us how much it actually sucks. So thanks.....*****e bag.

 

[Hotwire]

Why do you *****e bags charge so much? You make my world suck, which in turn, makes me notice when good things happen to make my world better, so, I guess that's how you make the world a better place. By showing us how much it actually sucks. So thanks.....*****e bag.

Actually, the *****e bags you should be pissed of at are guys like Ted Turner and Rupert Murdoch. See, guys like them arre what's known as programmers, they sell the signal that cable and satellite companies distribute. When the programmers raise their rates, which they tend to do every year or so, providers have no real choice but to raise rates.

And BTW, you're welcome.

 

[Anubis]

Well, i'm already pissed at the two of those *****e bags, but now I really hate those *****e bags. You should be considered for sainthood for helping me properly aim my hate.

 

[Hotwire]

Well, i'm already pissed at the two of those *****e bags, but now I really hate those *****e bags. You should be considered for sainthood for helping me properly aim my hate.

That's me, a one man guidance system for other people's hate. Glad I could help. You can also thank Mr. Murdoch for DirecTV being the only place for NFL Sunday Ticket. When he started DirecTV, he basicly went to the NFL and asked how many zeroes he needed to put on the check to get it.

 

[-Arya-]

Ask, "Hi, how are you?" to as many people as I can.

Its the little things that count.

 

[Anubis]

How many actually tell you how they're doing, and if they do, do you wish you didn't ask?

 

[Silvermoth]

I volunteer in a charity every Monday and Friday.

So I pwn you all, lol, jk.

 

[Halloween]

I don't smoke.

 

[ComicChick]

I recently went down to the YMCA and am now the coach of a youth flag football team. Pizza after the game, win or lose!

i coach little league fastpitch softball, ages 13-16. have been since i was 17. i've also coached an 18U aau team and a 17-18 little league team.

we also help out annually at a big event for the little league division for the disabled. my girls go out to the big even and make snow cones and cotton candy to raise money for them. this year we made 1089.00 and the lowest we've ever made was 650, but it was raining and chillly and neither of the things we sell really go well in that weather

 

[Immortalfire]

I mod the Hype.

 

[Darthphere]

i coach little league fastpitch softball, ages 13-16. have been since i was 17. i've also coached an 18U aau team and a 17-18 little league team.

we also help out annually at a big event for the little league division for the disabled. my girls go out to the big even and make snow cones and cotton candy to raise money for them. this year we made 1089.00 and the lowest we've ever made was 650, but it was raining and chillly and neither of the things we sell really go well in that weather

Yeah, I don't do that. I'm pretty much there to make sure they don't join a gang and ****, which they probably will anyway.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I dress up as a clown and give candy to kids, and give them a lift in my van even when they don't want to. Also I tip extra at Asian massage parlors.

 

[I'm Old Greg]

I flirt.
I dance.
I sing.
I smile.
I "treat" you gently or rough depending on your preference.

the world can always use another stripper

 

[-Arya-]

How many actually tell you how they're doing, and if they do, do you wish you didn't ask?

Surprisingly, many of them do answer me and no I don't regret asking.

 

[Devan]

I tell heavy-set high school girls that those shorts DON'T look good. Not really helping their self esteem, but I'm sure the world appreciates it.



...They aren't juicy.

 

[enterthemadness]

I spray that bug killer spray on mantis's everytime I see them ugly/scary things.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey, Preying Matis are cool moe dee, man!

 

[enterthemadness]

Hey, Preying Matis are cool moe dee, man!

I was joking. And I wouldn't spray one cause then it would probably chase me and try to cut me or something. Although me running away and screaming like a girl might just cause it to chase me anyhow.

 

[simplysuperhero]

i coach little league fastpitch softball, ages 13-16. have been since i was 17. i've also coached an 18U aau team and a 17-18 little league team.

we also help out annually at a big event for the little league division for the disabled. my girls go out to the big even and make snow cones and cotton candy to raise money for them. this year we made 1089.00 and the lowest we've ever made was 650, but it was raining and chillly and neither of the things we sell really go well in that weather

You rock.

 

[SpeterMan3]

Um. I'm 14, so I can't do much....

I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

 

[Sawyer]

I get people where they need to be. [/Matthew Abbadon]

 

[ComicChick]

Yeah, I don't do that. I'm pretty much there to make sure they don't join a gang and ****, which they probably will anyway.

that's part of the reason why i do it too. when i played sports when i was younger it helped keep me out of trouble and some of the girls i coach really don't have anything else to turn to in their lives so i try to give them a positive outlet.

i'll take them out to eat after a game (not every game, i'm not that rich) or if they plan a team outting to a movie, i'll chaperone.

 

[ComicChick]

You rock.

thank you

 

[Majic Walrus]

Um. I'm 14, so I can't do much....

I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

"Laurie" you are a JW! I knew it!