the net has helped me through life on this planet, and here is a list of some things it has helped me with as i survived earth...
how to
in order of learning..
- boil an egg
- dress myself
- tell the time on a digital watch/clock
- tell the time on a clock on the computer with the numbers
- that the clocks in the town centre are too hard to tell the time by and i should just ask a stranger
- how to fit your unnaturally sized big head through a tight sweater head hole without losing your perfectly combed hairdo in under 5 minutes(this was invaluable)
- how to listen to Stevie wonder without having to keep your eyes shut(very difficult)
- how to go without normal conversation for 2 yrs(apart from ones with your earth-mum) without going *completely* crazy.
- how to run down the street without folk laughing at your arms and legs
- how to get all the answers from the ingredients of a chewing gum wrapper(when you are stuck for answers at a bus stop without anything else at hand)
- how to unfreeze an ice-lolly without switching off the fridge, removing it from the fridge, eating it or even looking at it.
no, you don't pee on it, that would be disgusting, i am sick of people asking me this one, google it peeps
- how to dance to undancable music but at the same time stay still to totally dancable music without listening to either.
- how to catch a frisbee in your teeth without opening your mouth *or* leaving your false teeth in the park on a tree(this is risky, don't try it)
- - how to make people never ever laugh at anything you say or do
Pretty much only use the internet for the Hype, check my bank account, Facebook and Amazon.com. That's the majority of it besides goodling info here and there.
Facebook
Email
The Hype
News
YouTube
Research
Mapquest
Comics-related stuff
Music
Foamy the squirrel
Photos for art reference
Posting artwork
"Adult" entertainment.
A HUGE part of my job is done online, keeping up with the social networking sites, sending and reading emails, dealing with sales numbers and all of that jazz...not to mention researching things that we're writing songs about, or getting new avenues of promotion, looking into clubs that might book us etc...
Otherwise, the daily log is something like...
Facebook
The Hype
wrestling news sites
What Would Tyler Durden Do
Filmdrunk
Cracked
Gorillamask
Youtube
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