What do you wear in bed?

[Schlosser85]

Underwear.

 

[Ponyboy]

Clean or not, that place is where hell is released. . let's be honest.

Unleash the dog of war!

 

[terry78]

If you're a dude, you ain't got no business sleeping nekkid unless you just had relations. Either with another or yourself.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

If you're a dude, you ain't got no business sleeping nekkid unless you just had relations. Either with another or yourself.

But its cosy, and my offal likes to be cosy.

 

[Pfeiffer-Pfan]

Boxers and a t-shirt.... seems to do the job.

PJ's if it's really cold.

 

[Prison Mike]

t-shirt and boxers

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I wear my penis around my neck like a scarf. It keeps me warm.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

^^ choke yourself if....... oh nevermind

 

[ComicChick]

some lounge pants and a shirt or tank top, swap pants for shorts in the summer

 

[The Amazing Lee]

and to clear up the question to a level that isn't idiotic, I wear my undies and maybe a t-shirt depending on how cold it is or how I am feeling.

 

[Silvermoth]

I wear not a thing. Though I'm planning to travel to Japan with my friends soon so I might have to rethink that option while I'm there.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I wear not a thing. Though I'm planning to travel to Japan with my friends soon so I might have to rethink that option while I'm there.

Get one of those Karate Kid style martial arts headbands and just wear that, i have one of those at home(i did not have the guts to wear it in the actual karate class i went to as a kid, took it off in the changing room, lol). I imagine they will instill a feeling a calm that will get you to sleep, although you might kick off the covers.

 

[JAK®]

Boxers.

 

[Angry Monkey]

t-shirt and PJ bottoms

 

[Gamma Ray]

The blanket.

 

[Hurm...]

I recommend going to bed naked, especially in case of a burglary. No need for a weapon to scare the intruder...

Except, well, your d***!

 

[Marx]

In the winter, it's usually a tshirt and underwear. In the summer, nothing.

 

[BillPardy]

A onsey with a flap in the back.

 

[SuperFerret]

Depends on the weather. If it's hot, a t-shirt and shorts at least. If it's cold, I wear more. I've even worn a hooded pullover sweatshirt to bed. It was comfy.

 

[SpideyVille]

A suit and a tie. I'm all business in bed.

Well, of course. After all, you wouldn't want to find yourself in this position ...

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[Thebumwhowalks]

I recommend going to bed naked, especially in case of a burglary. No need for a weapon to scare the intruder...

Except, well, your d***!

i had to say, your joke was fine as was, you didn't need the last line('the patronising professor from joke school said')

it reminded me of a similar joke my friend made back in school during 'Classical Studies', when we were studying the ancient olympics. When the teacher told us only guys performed in the games back then, and performed completely in the nude, my friend said, very innocently and deadpan, 'Sir...wouldn't that have been a problem during the relay race?'
The teacher looked puzzled, 'I don't understand..?' then the penny dropped and he looked most annoyed, v funny.

Last night I borrowed some old trousers with no elastics, wore a shirt, and slept like a monk, ie I totally forgot I had a penis until I had to pee. Which is a line that I wish I had written in song back when I was in a band, and I would have called it, '(They don't) like a virgin'. and that my friends is just an attempt at an amusing pun on a famous song title, nothing to read into here, i don't think women in general have a problem with virgins, just ion case anyone was going to try and call me a misogynist or something, lol.

 

[PyroChamber]

If you're a dude, you ain't got no business sleeping nekkid unless you just had relations. Either with another or yourself.

Or if it's really hot in your place.

 

[Ipodman]

Whatever I'm wearing at that moment... I don't change before I sleep.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

If I'm drunk?

I end up lying on top of the bed with all clothes on apart from one or two items. I remember once I went to bed in all my clothes including a coat except for one shoe.

 

[Silvermoth]

Whatever I'm wearing at that moment... I don't change before I sleep.