The Dark Knight What I Learned From The Dark Knight.

[Ace of Knaves]

whats caveat emptor? lol.
i learned that the myth of the stereotypical bad-ass black guy dying first is true.

 

[Eggyman]

The clowns died first.

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

That your driver isnt so lucky today

 

[Ace of Knaves]

The clowns died first.

lol good point. but you know what i mean.

 

[The Caped Knight]

I Learned That if you want to make a clean get from a Bank Robbery . Make sure you've a Hijacked a School Bus and that you schedule to Rob the Bank the same time as School has a field trip planned So When the cops come to investigate the Robbery You can escape unseen in the fleet of school buses going in the opposite direction.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

haha yea that has to be the most ingenius escape ever!!!
i learned that when you are about to embark on a crime spree always make sure you have the ol knife in you shoe trick locked down!!

 

[The Caped Knight]

I learned When Psychopathic Clown dressed in a custom Made Purple suit , with dye Green hair And scar in the shape of an evil Grin on his face with red lips . With a Tommy Gun in his Hand standing in the middle of the street of Gotham shooting at cars . Making room for an Incoming Man dress like a flying Rodent on a badass Motocycle coming in at it's top Mark Speed . And This Clown dares This Batman to HIT HIM !!!!!!!! . He really should've hit him .

 

[Lightning257]

I learned that you NEVER, EVER want to be on top of a pile of money when it's set on fire.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

i learned that when theres a mysterious caped vigilante out and about, have a pack of rottweilers handy......."for close encounters"

 

[up2nogood316]

I learnt Gamble gives nickels to his grandma

joker has no feeling in his hands (maybe its the wash gel)

that old cop will NOT work on his day off. no matter what.

3 button suits are a little 90s

alfred burns most of bruce waynes mail for a laugh

the old man at the party isnt afraid of thugs

 

[Fanticon]

that nolan has a tough job ahead of him to top this.

 

[Fax]

That people complain about everything.

 

[Closerframe]

1. Trip Cords allow helicopters to crash
2. People wearing make-up can easily walk into hospitals
3. Some men just want to watch the world burn
4. Flipping a coin to determine if someone lives or dies is cool
5. Putting a knife in someone's mouth can kill them (Gambol)
6. Knives can be built within your shoe
7. Home videos can be scary
8. Its a funny world we live in
9. If your good at something never do it for free
10. Money takes a long time to burn
11. Sticking your head out of a window while wearing make-up and having long green hair is the best feeling in the world
12. Humans aren't welling to kill inmates of a prison to save their own lives

 

[Banquet]

5. Putting a knife in someone's mouth can kill them (Gambol)

See, this is the kind of stuff they just don't teach you in the public education system that could really have come in handy.

 

[luke1234]

An Over-chaotic Plot, with so much Jammed in, can be great entertainment, with a director who presents an in depth theme and strong characters

 

[BatmanWristband]

What I Learned From The Dark Knight

- "Abscond" is a word
- Morgan Freeman undresses people with his eyes
- TDK is ethnically diverse (Russians, Italians, Chinese, Hispanics, African-Americans)
- Commissioner Gordon flares his nostrils when feeling guilty
- Nestor Carbonell wears more eye-liner than Maggie Gyllenhaal
- Judge Surrillo went up
- I want to make out with Detective Anna Ramirez
- Christopher Nolan apparently approved of Christian Bale's Batman voice
- Gotham City has boat-loads of people ready to believe in gooooood
- Bruce Wayne and Commissioner Gordon both like to keep things close to their chests
- Cillian Murphy had less lines to remember in TDK than in BB
- You shouldn't expect to learn anything from a paranoid schizophrenic
- Commissioner Gordon really is sorry. For EVERYTHING.

 

[thedarks0ldier]

-No body knows where the Joker learned to count

 

[Dark Victory]

Joker wants everybody to know how he got his scars.
Batman has changed things, forever. Now there's no going back.
Batman is a freak, just like The Joker.
If half of your face is burned don't worry, now the butt chin is barely noticeable.
Joker wants Batman to hit him.
Joker likes to wear makeup. Y'know to scare people, like war paint.
Gordon has the whitest son ever.
Joker is a cross dresser.

 

[insaneMoViEgoer]

The Joker must have friends

 

[Ace of Knaves]

i learned that if you like your knife crime, always have a assortment of varied knives in your pockets.........along with some lint.

 

[DoctorJones]

Apparently the audience doesn't learn anything according to this foolish intellectual:

http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10207774

"But we are left," [Marc] Newman [who teaches rhetoric of film at Regent University in Virginia Beach, Va.] added, "with an important question: Where does Batman get his convictions about what is right and what is wrong? He has a moral vision, but where did it come from? That isn't in the movie. There are no answers there."

Talk about jumping on the bandwagon: did this foolish intellectual see Batman Begins?

 

[TheAgentOfChaos]

I learned that even though the damage is catastrophic, the Tumbler still has enough power to use its manner and say good-bye.
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[itsthebatman]

The Batpod can blow up cars with no fear of killing anybody.
Joker's hair can change colour pretty quickly.
Rachel Dawes needs her boss's help to remind her of how RICO works.
There's more chance of winning the Powerball than running into Batman.
Bigfoot is a major Batman suspect.
It was all Alfred's idea.

 

[Majjic Mouse]

2. Face paint allows you to take a ridiculous number of blows to the head without passing out.

Cool, that makes me as hard as the Joker. Some years ago I took a full-on punch to the mouth so hard it spun me round. From a 6.5 foot bouncer. And I'm female and 4'11". And I had to be held back by two men to stop me killing him.

Seriously.

No wonder I think Joker is a hero.

 

[BubbaGump]

Criminals in this town used to believe things.

How Joker got his scars.

The Chechen only cares about money.

Gordon was gonna embarass Maroni in front of his friends, but in truth they're coming too.

When Gordon plays games, he'll need a cup of coffee.

Harvey may not know Bruce well enough to know when he's making fun of him, but Rachel does.

Five shares is plenty.

The Palisades is in the city limits.

The Chechen's business is repeat customers.

Reese wants 10 million dollars a year for the rest of his life.

If Harvey's not getting shot at, he's not doing his job right.