What if the Hype was like the Burger King Kids Club?

[JJJ's Ulcer]

What if? What IF???

 

[Duke]

I call dibs on Kid Vid.

 

[Quasimod0]

Can I be wheels?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

They're supposed to be multicultural and all inclusive, but does anyone find it odd they still made the blonde ayrian kid the coolest? Whatsupwitdat?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I call dibs on Kid Vid.

Sure. You're hooking up with both Boomer and Snaps, because you're the alpha.

 

[Quasimod0]

Boomer and Snaps have the exact same face.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Boomer and Snaps have the exact same face.

That's because they're "pleasure clones." You think Kid Vid just eats Whoppers all day?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I call J.D.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Can I be wheels?

Sure. Does anyone else find it messed up that this particular Club Kid is reminded of the fact he will never walk again every time someone calls his nickname? It'd be like calling a cancer patient "Chemo"

I think Kid Vid is behind this...

 

[Duke]

Sure. Does anyone else find it messed up that this particular Club Kid is reminded of the fact he will never walk again every time someone calls his nickname? It'd be like calling a cancer patient "Chemo"

I think Kid Vid is behind this...

I think you're overthinking this Triple J. LOL

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'll be the sex offender wearing the crown.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

So far we have...
Duke: Kid Vid, the ayrian bully
Quasimod0: Wheels, the poor kid in a wheelchair
JJJ's Ulcer: J.D. the club dog
Pink Ranger: sex offender with a crown

Still some spaces left, including that p**** hound, I.Q..... Who is a cool enough dude or dudette to join our ranks?

 

[Duke]

I'll be the sex offender wearing the crown.

hahahaha. The Burger King hanging with the kids & stuff, sort of strikes me as a pedophile of sorts.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Just don't ask what he does with the onion rings….

 

[Breogan]

They don't have an Asian or Native American, I see your minoriteam, and raise you the Magic School Bus....

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[KevanG]

I thought it was a parody image since the dog is peeing but then I noticed IQs calculator didn't say 80085. I call I.Q.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

They don't have an asian or native america, I see your minoriteam, and raise you the Magic School Bus....

I know I'm supposed to just be riffing on the awfulness of the Burger King Kids Club, but I have to break character for a moment to proclaim my love for the Magic School Bus series as a kid. Even if it did hit all the mandated diversity quotas of the politically self-conscious early 90's, the stories and pictures were still wonderfully creative and fun.

 

[Quasimod0]

As much as I LOVE the Magic School Bus class, this is my favorite gang of diverse (okay not really that diverse) kids.

 

[Quasimod0]

Sure. Does anyone else find it messed up that this particular Club Kid is reminded of the fact he will never walk again every time someone calls his nickname? It'd be like calling a cancer patient "Chemo"

I think Kid Vid is behind this...

Wheels probably has a cousin with no arms or legs called "Nubs".

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wheels probably has a cousin with no arms or legs called "Nubs".

Haha oh man…. I like the way you think.

Here's a picture of Wheels again being defined by the single worst tragedy of his young life. While IQ has a calculator, Snaps has her camera, and Kid Vid has a cool virtual-reality set, Wheels' trope is... he likes to fix his own wheelchair.

 

[Quasimod0]

I bet he installed some sweet upgrades though. Probably even has an oilslick function.

 

[Warhammer]

Wait, those motherf***ers still exist?

 

[Victarion]

I'm Kid Vid. No one's telling me otherwise.

 

[Immortalfire]

Last anyone heard, Kid Vid and Snaps had a couple of kids together, and IQ was living under a bridge.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Last anyone heard, Kid Vid and Snaps had a couple of kids together, and IQ was living under a bridge.

Jaws ate too many Whoppers and got diabetes. Wheels moved to Quahog and became a cop. Boomer.... well.... steroids.