What in the...?

[Joker]

So I'm browsing the hype, as I sometimes do, and something strikes me as odd...lets see if you can pick it ou...

Do you see it?

What the christ? Why are there two really happy zombies dressed in late 1800's clothing looking at my through the NetFlix ad?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

So I'm browsing the hype, as I sometimes do, and something strikes me as odd...lets see if you can pick it ou...

There's someone that would...

A. Actually find a Wii and then give it to someone.
B. Spend that much money on a family member.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

i thought it was going to be that someone wanted to buy a wii...

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

There's someone that would...

A. Actually find a Wii and then give it to someone.
B. Spend that much money on a family member.

ah crap you beat me to it

 

[chaseter]

This doesn't beat the near porn banner that I made a thread over a few months ago. I guess Mirko needs the booze money bad.

 

[Joker]

I remember that banner, and that thread. While that was just weird to have on this site, this one is just...nonsensical. Are two zombies supposed to make me want to join netflix? Are...are they included now? Do I get to keep them? And why is the one in front so happy, yet the one in the back looks like someone just killed his dog?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

One zombie laughs at your *****, the other fears your *****

 

[Ash J. Williams]

They want your money.

 

[Joker]

One zombie laughs at your *****, the other fears your *****

You know, I think you've just nailed the only possible explaination, and there is literally nothing I could say to add to that

 

[Joker]

The Joker is a Zombist.

What did the zombies ever do to you?

THEY KILLED MY FAMILY!

No, not really. I just find them to be lazy, and a drain on the economy. Who do you think ends up paying for them, hanging out in PUBLIC cemetaries, whining all day for handouts ("brains...brains"). That's right, the tax payer. I say we send all the zombies right back to haiti, and let them deal with there own problems for once

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

You know, I think you've just nailed the only possible explaination, and there is literally nothing I could say to add to that

I'm here to help

 

[Joker]

Quit being such a nancy boy and get over it.

They can actually take care of the homeless problem we have, and they need no pay.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ZOMBIES! GET YOUR MONEY BACK AND COMPLAIN TO THE IRS!

If you dont give them brains, they howl all night long, and the police do nothing about them, as it's part of "free speech" apparently. Do you know how much brains cost!?!?! it's not cheap!!

 

[Joker]

It's cheaper than funding the homeless!

All you have to do is give them the homeless people's brains!

IT'S A WIN/WIN SITUATION!

What about when the homless turn IN to zombies!?!? What then!?!? Then not only do we have zombies, but they're HOMELESS ZOMBIES!

What do we do to fix that? Bring in Ninjas, to kill the zombies? Then we have a Ninja infestation! And then after we bring in the Pirates to fix that, the Ninjas would most likely destroy there boats in a final act of retribution before being killed, and we just end up with more homeless people, but this time homeless people who talk in nonsensical nautical pirate speech !!!!

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

you call that a zombie

this is a zombie

 

[Nathan]

What's that from?

 

[Apollo]

those aren't zombies, they are just poor, old and dirty.

 

[SalaciousVC]

I'm seeing advertisments for Lake Placid 2 at the top of the page

 

[Lord Valumart]

is that vista?

 

[Joker]

is that vista?

Yes, it is indeed Vista