What Is Wrong With Me?!

[Logan's Runt]

I don't go to the mall or watch Sex in the City or Lifetime. OMG no man will ever love meeeeeeeee! I'm sad. Everyone tell me that I'm the perfect woman and someday, a big strong man on a white horse will come and love me for my terrible crimes of not loving womanly things!

Seriously.

I'm really awesome in other ways! Let me list them for you! So that you can see my awesomeness that I am trying WAY too hard to convince you of!

 

[Logan's Runt]

Wow. You pretty much set back women about fifty years with that post.

Go cook some turkey and mop the floor.

Bake all them emotions into a pie!

Hahahahah I love Star.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I don't go to the mall or watch Sex in the City or Lifetime. OMG no man will ever love meeeeeeeee! I'm sad. Everyone tell me that I'm the perfect woman and someday, a big strong man on a white horse will come and love me for my terrible crimes of not loving womanly things!

Seriously.

I'm really awesome in other ways! Let me list them for you! So that you can see my awesomeness that I am trying WAY too hard to convince you of!

Bake all them emotions into a pie!

Hahahahah I love Star.

Catfight!!!

How can we make this happen?

 

[xisaacx]

European Carry All

 

[Sawyer]

I don't go to the mall or watch Sex in the City or Lifetime. OMG no man will ever love meeeeeeeee! I'm sad. Everyone tell me that I'm the perfect woman and someday, a big strong man on a white horse will come and love me for my terrible crimes of not loving womanly things!

Seriously.

I'm really awesome in other ways! Let me list them for you! So that you can see my awesomeness that I am trying WAY too hard to convince you of!

Wait, was that directed at me or the OP?

 

[Logan's Runt]

Wait, was that directed at me or the OP?

The OP. I don't even remember what you said.

 

[AndThePickles]

I don't go to the mall or watch Sex in the City or Lifetime. OMG no man will ever love meeeeeeeee! I'm sad. Everyone tell me that I'm the perfect woman and someday, a big strong man on a white horse will come and love me for my terrible crimes of not loving womanly things!

I think it's moreso "I'm unique because I don't like all these stereotypical things, love me" Seriously, I don't think I've met more than one woman in my entire life who actually liked Lifetime

 

[Sawyer]

The OP. I don't even remember what you said.

Oh, okay. I'm never quite sure when people start veering off into an angry rant in the post right after my own...

 

[Logan's Runt]

I think it's moreso "I'm unique because I don't like all these stereotypical things, love me" Seriously, I don't think I've met more than one woman in my entire life who actually liked Lifetime

Agreed! I didn't think anyone actually watched lifetime, ever. Pickles! You're not a girly girl! You don't qualify because you don't watch lifetime. Why are there no real women left on this board!

Oh, okay. I'm never quite sure when people start veering off into an angry rant in the post right after my own...

I promise that if I feel the need to make an angry rant about something you say, I will quote you.

 

[AndThePickles]

Agreed! I didn't think anyone actually watched lifetime, ever. Pickles! You're not a girly girl! You don't qualify because you don't watch lifetime. Why are there no real women left on this board!

I'm gonna have to close the FHM thread *tears*

 

[Sawyer]

I promise that if I feel the need to make an angry rant about something you say, I will quote you.

Good to know

 

[Lighthouse]

Be yourself. Love yourself for who you are. Recognize your strengths. Know that you have value. Any questions?

jag

Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?

 

[Logan's Runt]

I'm gonna have to close the FHM thread *tears*

None of us are worthy of it.

Tomorrow, I will spend at least three hours at the mall, I will watch Lifetime, and I will bake a pie. Then, I will claim the mantle of Hype Woman.

 

[Lighthouse]

None of us are worthy of it.

Tomorrow, I will spend at least three hours at the mall, I will watch Lifetime, and I will bake a pie. Then, I will claim the mantle of Hype Woman.

I like French Silk.

 

[Drakon]

None of us are worthy of it.

Tomorrow, I will spend at least three hours at the mall, I will watch Lifetime, and I will bake a pie. Then, I will claim the mantle of Hype Woman.

If that's what it takes, then I'm already a Hype Woman for today. Granted, Lifetime was showing FRASIER, but my point remains valid.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I like French Silk.

If I bake you said pie, can I shrink into your big strong shadow and let you protect me and take care of me?

If that's what it takes, then I'm already a Hype Woman for today. Granted, Lifetime was showing FRASIER, but my point remains valid.

I'll fight you for it! You've got prettier eyes than me though.

 

[AndThePickles]

If that's what it takes, then I'm already a Hype Woman for today. Granted, Lifetime was showing FRASIER, but my point remains valid.

Crap, and here I thought I was gonna win because I went to a hair salon and the mall today, AND swept the floor. But Lifetime trumps all

 

[Alex The Great]

I have been contemplating this for a very long time, and I've come to the conclusion there's definitely something wrong with me, but I have no idea what it is. You see, I just never could get into anything people labeled as strictly aimed at "the female demographic" whatever that means. I don't watch anything on the Lifetime Network. Movies/TV Shows like Sex and the City, Twilight, Mamma Mia!, or any chick related media medium makes me want to vomit. And whenever I go into the mall I get really bored really fast browsing in clothing stores unless I know what I want and where to get it. I also just hate styles of clothing that are "feminine", especially things that are splashed in the color pink. I tend to like a more "rock star" type look, or I'll wear sarcastic T-shirts with those Happy Bunny phrases on them. At the mall I'd rather spend my time actually having real fun at the arcade. But seriously, is there something wrong with me because I despise all things that have been labeled as "feminine"?

Nothing. You are a man.....unless your a women....but yeah....

 

[Lighthouse]

If I bake you said pie, can I shrink into your big strong shadow and let you protect me and take care of me?

Sure, after I get done smoking cigars with the boys and killing the spider on the floor.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Sure, after I get done smoking cigars with the boys and killing the spider on the floor.

I will wait for you in the kitchen!

 

[Lighthouse]

Hell, I guess I could make Hype Woman for the day too. I spent a bunch of time at the mall, was forced to watch Lifetime because my mom was watching it when I visited her. I didn't make a pie, but I did make some cookies. Good thing my username is a giant phallic symbol to help preserve my masculinity.

 

[ComicChick]

All girls on the Hype are either males, hermaphrodites, lesbians, deranged, or DBella and AndThePickles.

I don't know which you are, but I was just giving it a guess... hence the "you might be a lesbian" part.

i kinda really dislike answers like this.
sometimes it feels like due to things that occurred in the past, the hype populace has a distorted view of females, particularly ones that post on this forum.

I'm a lady, and if anyone wants to try and say the typical yet unfunny 'no girls post on the hype, they are really males' types of lines, then i say to them. it's probably stuff like that that has turned a lot of the former female hype members away. I don't have to prove I'm female on here. I could if I wanted to, and there are people here who could verify, but that's not important. We shouldn't have to justify our gender or sexuality or whatever just cuz we don't fit "the norm". (And for those who feel we need to, i am a straight female.)

there are some awesome female hype members here (FHM:heart. If we wanna speak stereotypically here, there are plenty who enjoy the "feminine aspects" ie: shopping, salons, going to mall, etc. There are plenty who don't. Just because one doesn't fit the cookie cutter image some seem to think we should fit in, doesn't mean that we are any less female or feminine.

 

[ComicChick]

there's nothing wrong with you not liking "feminine" things, just as there is nothing wrong with women who do like feminine things.

be proud of who you are, what you like, what you stand for etc. that's what makes you you. if you want people to appreciate it, sometimes you just have to open up.

if you want the results, you gotta be willing to put forth the effort. i know you said you are very private person and introverted, but if you really want to get somewhere, you're going to have to put yourself out there some. Open up a little.

if you're not willing to let people see a little bit of how awesome you are, how can you expect anyone to realize it?

 

[Carcharodon]

I'm a lady...

Think awfully highly of ourselves, don't we?

 

[RKO]

So, what I miss?