What would the book of your life be called?

[MessiahDecoy123]

Unfortunately "Going Rogue" is already taken.

 

[SuBe]

Great Thread!

"The Lucky 1%"
by Shawn B*******

The Story of how I over came odds, broke down barriers, served in the Marine Corps, broke my hip, and used that experience to become what I am today.

 

[ChickenScratch]

Atlas Shrugged ... Again.

 

[[A]]

FAILopedia.

 

[Prison Mike]

That's What She Said

 

[Immortalfire]

That Guy in Georgia

This underwhelming non-page turner tells the tale of the dude who would become Immortalfire, from his uneventful childhood in northeast Georgia, to living with a burning hatred of school, to becoming a mega fan of GA sports teams, and then reaching the pinnacle of his life...modship on a message board!

#100 on the NY Times top 50.

 

[CashforStash]

CashforJaws

 

[Jennifer Walters]

''Oh, I'm Just A Bill: The Life and Times of A Small Town Boy Trying to Make It In a Big World."

 

[E-Man]

The Exquisite Eloquence of Existence

 

[Dude101]

How I ate and sleeped.

 

[Sawyer]

The Shining

 

[FaT_tONle]

The Man Who Sat on His Ass

Synopsis: Experience the tragic story of a young boy, crippled at an early age, who has no choice but to sit on his own ass. Raised in a middle class family, the young boy is forced to live in the same house under the same roof all his life. Restricted only to three meals a day and only a couple of snacks in between, he struggles to survive in the confines of his two story home. Forced into submission, he is given only a twin size bed (only recently upgraded to queen size later on) to rest on in which the sheets are changed and washed only once a month by his witch of a mother. Trapped in one room he has no choice but to spend most of his time on his personal computer, restricted in his web surfing upon becoming institutionalized by a lame movie website. One day when the shower stall is clogged, he is forced to bathe in the old man's jacuzzi, where he is tormented by the decision to masterbate there itself or postpone it a while longer, hoping to acheive a more pleasurable experience. What will he do? Masterbate now? Or hold it in for a few hours?

New York Times.... "Brilliant."

LA Post... "Modern Masterpiece."

 

[Mr.Webs]

Guesstimations, Estimations, And Sanitation In Between

A man, just living his life one mistake and trip up at a time. Did I mention this man happened to be crazy handsome and very, very masculine?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Feathers in a Hurricane

I can't quite think of a description...but I rather like the title.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

"your actually reading this? really? wow! your life must be boring"

kind of a long title, I guess
maybe, that well be the first chapter

 

[-Arya-]

Feathers in a Hurricane

I can't quite think of a description...but I rather like the title.

You're being swept away into oblivion?

 

[NotAHenchwench]

You're being swept away into oblivion?

Not necessarily. Think about it. Feathers can be swept up in a storm, but when the sky clears, they're still feathers.

 

[-Arya-]

Not necessarily. Think about it. Feathers can be swept up in a storm, but when the sky clears, they're still feathers.

Eh it's cute I guess.

 

[FaT_tONle]

Not necessarily. Think about it. Feathers can be swept up in a storm, but when the sky clears, they're still feathers.

My **** is brown. But when I eat too much red meat, its even browner (and harder).

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

what to do when you have too much free time

 

[LiveWire777]

Village Bicycle

A young boys journey from being an overweight comic book nerd to a slightly less overweight comic book nerd... who gets mo' ladies

 

[SuperFerret]

I Lost 40 Pounds, Gained 50, And Destroyed A Small Village In Yugoslavia, And So Can You!

 

[Paroxysm]

Slackers Guide To The Suburbs : The Matthew Marshall Story.

 

[-Arya-]

His Dudeness

A dude's guide to avoid being very un-dude

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Dumb and Dumber