What would you do if Michael Jackson came over to your house and...

[NightWarrior]

he was in heat?!!!!!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Pistolwhip him, then call the cops.

 

[blind_fury]

Have a cancerous child dressed like a Roman slave and the Jesus juice ready.

Thriller is a great album.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

kick him out.

 

[Dangerous]

Give him a child.

 

[Kevin]

Close my eyes and open my legs...

 

[SurfDUI]

Before letting him in, I'd be all

"Ma'am...you have gone batsht crazy, please autograph my Thriller LP"

 

[JP]

We'd get it on, of course... hard.

 

[Ice-man]

id shoot him in the legs and rip off that sad excuse for a nose.

 

[SurfDUI]

I would say "Ma'am...ma'am before I have my 2 beautiful dogs, treat you like a milkbone, please leave this house...and on your way out would you please autograph my Thriller LP"

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I'd hit him in the face with a sledgehammer.

 

[Dangerous]

Show some godamn respect to the King of Pop you primitive screwheads!

 

[Ice-man]

he was better when he was black.

 

[Dangerous]

No.

 

[SurfDUI]

A call is placed to Ripley's believe it or not.

"Hello operator, there is a black man, pretending to be a white woman, pretending to be a pop star, trying to enter my home...I think batboy is with him- please hurry."

 

[ArmyDragon92A]

this....this thread got the ok?

 

[unstoppable]

if black michael Jackson Give him a soda

if white michael jackson hit him with a shovel

 

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'd hand him one of my midgets. He might be fooled by the small stature.

 

[shigsy2003]

This thread is hilarious. Keep them coming guys. LOL!

(I am surprised it is allowed though)!

I would set him on fire. And tell him to beat it.

I liked 80's early 90's Jackson but then he went so downhill....in more ways than one!

 

[The Kid]

Michael will be back, better than ever1

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And I'd let him dangle me out a window

 

[shigsy2003]

Michael will be back, better than ever1

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And I'd let him dangle me out a window

HAHAHAAHHAHA LMAO

 

[Victarion]

Depends. If it were the white guy, I'd shoot him in the face. If it was the original MJ, I guess nothing. I never was into his music.

Speaking of Michael, he's now a european Cult Leader:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dioadYU9Yq8&mode=related&search=

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Where am I?

 

[Duende Verde]

he was in heat?!!!!!

NightWarrior makes the funniest.threads.EVER!

How did the hype survive all this years without him?

 

[Ender]

What? Like a cat? I'd probably shove a broom up his ass and call the cops.