Could you survive...the dreaded...

Yo! Your link doesn't work. :o
 
It depends.

If the zombies can sprint fast i'm lunch.
 
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Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.


Bring it. :cmad:
 
I always wondered why we never got to use a sword in Resident Evil.
 
..well, the link won't work...so no tests for you all.

I know it ain't wise...but I would so spear a zombie or fight hand-to hand...if I didn't have weapons.
 
..well, the link won't work...so no tests for you all.

I know it ain't wise...but I would so spear a zombie or fight hand-to hand...if I didn't have weapons.
I don't see why Hand-to-hand wouldn't work. They're rotting, their skin and Ligaments would be weak. It would be nasty, and you could get bit, but why not just tear the jaw off?
 
find a cabin atop of a hill and make sure you have plenty of ammo
 
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Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

Bring it. :cmad:
My brother bought that dumb book and I made fun of him. He is obsessed with zombies...he purchases every zombie video game and owns every romero movie.
 
My brother bought that dumb book and I made fun of him. He is obsessed with zombies...he purchases every zombie video game and owns every romero movie.
Do you NOT like zombie movies or something?
 
Well actually can you be more specific?
What kind of zombies are we talking here?
 
Do you NOT like zombie movies or something?
No not really, it is the exact same thing in every one...the walking dead are hungry and people must survive by shooting them. Resident Evil series I like because they try to re-invent things plus Mila is hot. My brother made me watch Land of the Dead and that was one of the biggest pieces of s*** I have ever had to watch...it was idiotically stupid. It gets old, it gets old like all the Freddy, Jason, and Chucky movies.
 
You're avvy is weird...
Who is that in it? And not the superheroes.
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No not really, it is the exact same thing in every one...the walking dead are hungry and people must survive by shooting them. Resident Evil series I like because they try to re-invent things plus Mila is hot. My brother made me watch Land of the Dead and that was one of the biggest pieces of s*** I have ever had to watch...it was idiotically stupid. It gets old, it gets old like all the Freddy, Jason, and Chucky movies.
Land of the Dead wasn't stupid. Why do you find it stupid?
 
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Land of the Dead wasn't stupid. Why do you find it stupid?
The undead were trying to be like humans yet they wanted to eat them. That plot is just stupid. To be techical, the part of the brain that seems to spring back to life when a zombie emerges only is able to do simple motor tasks. If these zombies are remebering things, learning things, and doing those things...what is next...a regular person that just likes human flesh...the zombies are now Hannibals?
 
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Land of the Dead wasn't stupid. Why do you find it stupid?
It's weird to see Nightwing and Batman that way, but it is damn sexy.
I haven't seen Land of the Dead, but I think I would like it. Zombie movies are about the only type of horror films I like.
 
The undead were trying to be like humans yet they wanted to eat them. That plot is just stupid. To be techical, the part of the brain that seems to spring back to life when a zombie emerges only is able to do simple motor tasks. If these zombies are remebering things, learning things, and doing those things...what is next...a regular person that just likes human flesh...the zombies are now Hannibals?
That's not entirely true. I don't know if you've seen Dawn or Day of the Dead, but they play heavily on their zombie movie fact that yeah they're revived and want to eat te living again, but the have some kind of memory from their past life also. For the learning and doing things, it's displayed heavily in Day of the Dead with the zombie Bud.
This sounds weird,but I've always wanted to be in a zombie apocalypse.
Me too actually.
It's weird to see Nightwing and Batman that way, but it is damn sexy.
Yep it is.;)
I haven't seen Land of the Dead, but I think I would like it. Zombie movies are about the only type of horror films I like.
They're not the only type of horror movies I liek but they are damn well my favorite type of horror movies.
 
That's not entirely true. I don't know if you've seen Dawn or Day of the Dead, but they play heavily on their zombie movie fact that yeah they're revived and want to eat te living again, but the have some kind of memory from their past life also. For the learning and doing things, it's displayed heavily in Day of the Dead with the zombie Bud.

Me too actually.

Yep it is.;)

They're not the only type of horror movies I liek but they are damn well my favorite type of horror movies.
Then if they remember things...why do they kill their loved ones? I did like Shaun of the Dead if that counts as a zombie movie.
 
Me too actually.


Hell no! I live next to the hospital. I read the survival guide and hospitals are the worst place to go. I would die.

Actually my sister and I talked about this. We decided we would overdose on pills rather than be in a zombie attack.
 
Then if they remember things...why do they kill their loved ones? I did like Shaun of the Dead if that counts as a zombie movie.
They don't remember everything perfectly, they're zombies. In Dawn the question is asked why to they come to the mall, one of the guys basically said because it became an instinct to them, the people always went there, it became like second nature; But you also have to remember, Land of the Dead is supposed to be the world being overrun by zombies for a hile. A lot of time has past to the point where the humans were able to build a security wall around a city; In Day of the Dead, a crazy doctor taught a zombie many things within a month, within a year the zombies are able to learn things.
SotD counts as a zombie movie to me.
Hell no! I live next to the hospital. I read the survival guide and hospitals are the worst place to go. I would die.
Why's the hospital a bad place?
I'm asking cuz I'm including a hospital in my zombie/vampire comic/movie storyboard
Actually my sister and I talked about this. We decided we would overdose on pills rather than be in a zombie attack.
That's emo.:o


:p
 
They don't remember everything perfectly, they're zombies. In Dawn the question is asked why to they come to the mall, one of the guys basically said because it became an instinct to them, the people always went there, it became like second nature; But you also have to remember, Land of the Dead is supposed to be the world being overrun by zombies for a hile. A lot of time has past to the point where the humans were able to build a security wall around a city; In Day of the Dead, a crazy doctor taught a zombie many things within a month, within a year the zombies are able to learn things.
SotD counts as a zombie movie to me.

Why's the hospital a bad place?
I'm asking cuz I'm including a hospital in my zombie/vampire comic/movie storyboard

That's emo.:o


:p

Hospitals are bad places because people who have been bit go there first. They die and BAM! Everyone is infected. And depending which virus you go with (two kind: you have to be bit to become a zombie or everyone already has the virus and you just have to die to activate it) there will be dead people swarming the area. Very bad place.

Emo or not...at least I won't get bitten. :p
 

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