Could you survive...the dreaded...

HAHA that would make me laugh if they did a Discovery show on surviving zombies.
 

The greatest man alive that´s who

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^Him drinking water from elephant crap was a bit off-putting.
 
:huh: I don't get it.
She takes a drink of alcohol, spits into a torch.

I like the premise of Stephen King's Cell. People are turned into zombies through a cell phone signal. I wouldn't be a zombie, because I rarely use my cell phone, but poor Japan would be pretty much be a zombie wasteland.
 
She takes a drink of alcohol, spits into a torch.
Ah, ok. I was going more by aerosal spray cans but that kind of works too.
I like the premise of Stephen King's Cell. People are turned into zombies through a cell phone signal. I wouldn't be a zombie, because I rarely use my cell phone, but poor Japan would be pretty much be a zombie wasteland.
I wanna read that book, just need to get around to it. I like the premise and he is making a movie of it with Romero.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Edit: At least that's what I heard.
 
Kind of cute.:yay:
He was on Oprah today. LOL! I watch Oprah from time to time, if she has something interesting that day.

He's the second youngest person to climb Everest and come back down alive, and he broke his back in three places while parachuting, but came back stronger than ever.
 
Ah, ok. I was going more by aerosal spray cans but that kind of works too.

I wanna read that book, just need to get around to it. I like the premise and he is making a movie of it with Romero.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I thought it was Eli Roth. I've never seen an Eli Roth film, but Hostel II looks interesting, and I heard it's actually quite decent.
 
He was on Oprah today. LOL! I watch Oprah from time to time, if she has something interesting that day.
He's the second youngest person to climb Everest and come back down alive, and he broke his back in three places while parachuting, but came back stronger than ever.
I'd so work with him in a zombie outbreak.

Speaking of an outbreak, has anyone played Resident Evil: Outbreak? Is it any good? Is it worth $20? Is there any difference between case files?
 
I'd so work with him in a zombie outbreak.

Speaking of an outbreak, has anyone played Resident Evil: Outbreak? Is it any good? Is it worth $20? Is there any difference between case files?
I played it, once. It wasn't half bad.
File Two has more scenarios, and is a better game.
 
Yes, but could you survive Zombie Coke-head Lohan?? dun dun duuuuuun
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see what a lot of people are forgetting is the various form of your creature known as the zombie

"the romero zombie": see 4 dead movie, shaun of the dead etc

this is the most common zombie, is extremely slow and has little to no higher brain function(unless trained see example bub).there have been reports of zombies learning how to use weapons such as small fire arms and blunt objects, though if this is repressed memory's or learning new skills is unknown. these zombie can be easily dispatched in a one on one confrontation, its the numbers that you must be wary of. to kill destroying the brain or severing its connection to the body, usually with a gunshot or a large sturdy clubbing weapon

"the enhanced romero zombie": see dawn and day remakes

this zombie much like its cousin, has all of its weakness, but one strength that places it into a separate more dangerous category, its speed and strength. these zombies when sighting a prey have the ability to produced feats of strength and lighting fast reflexes to obtain there goals. for dispatch techniques see the romeo zombie

" the pusdo zombie": see 28days/weeks later and the resident evil series

often confused with the romero zombie these creatures are actually humans that have been infected with disease or virus that gives the impression of death and reanimation. the cases vary with the zombies ability's being some where between the romero and enhanced romero depending of the virials source. dispatch techniques are the same though in special cases the body's must be burnt to stop a second coming of a more lethal creature. See crimson heads resident evil remake

" the smart zombie" see the return of the living dead series

the most lethal and dangerous version of the creature zombie. These zombies seem to take elements for all other forms of zombies, in that they are fast, as strong and intelligent as they were in their previous life, and can form words despite their physical degradation. these zombies eat the brains of the living as a was to stop the pain they suffer from due to being dead. dispatching these variations can prove to be extremely difficult as It appears that injuries to their brains do not have any effect, and the only way to fully destroy them is to cremate their bodies, although the ensuing smoke spreads the contagious gas 2,4,5 Trioxin that re-animated the corpses to begin with. other known resources to destroy these creatures is to wipe out the infected area with a nuclear bomb, though this will also kill any human survivors within the area

remember folks know what your up against before you take to the streets
 
I got 37% chance of surviving an outbreak.

Surprised this thread has taken off and is still pretty much alive.

Those fast zombies scare me. I would be hesistant to fight them with weapons, hand-to-hand, or even guns. That's when I would try and hide and wait it out. Only attack when need be.

Slow zombies...oh,...:yay: that's fun right there. **** the hiding, **** the food, I would go out there. **** looking for survivors, only care for family at that point.

I have two metal baseball bats. One long and one short. My dad has two dull katana's (which I've used time to time, but am a novice at them) and some guns somewhere.

On the katana's though, I don't play around with them. I think of offense and defense moves to do and try...well, just try and see what I can do with one. I need to fix my elbows though and grip the swords better. One hell of a arm workout though.
 
Who says Zombies decompose? Yeah they are dead and all, but I remember reading this one book where the author set it up that they had to eat to stop decomposing hence the reasoning behind them eating things.
 
I will be the guy shouting "Shoot her. SHOOT HER! That's NOT. YOUR. WIFE. ANYMORE! Your wife is DEAD. Shoot her!" :)
 
I would be the person that everyone hates because I am always freaking out and am too weak to defend myself.
 
I'd so be dead of the zombies broke out, simply because I wouldn't notice the difference until they damn well killed me. Plmouth is populated by zombies awyway.
 

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