When does being cool become being a ****e?

[moop501]

Hmmm.Think about a hotdog(PENIS) and a bread-bun(VAGINA) being rammed into eachother over and over again.After a while,the bread will break down into a big,soggy,crumbly mess.The hotdog,however,is still plump and delicous(****,Im not gay...Im just explaining).It is still acceptable to eat this said "hotdog",but it would seem rather disgusting to eat said "bread-bun".

So the point to the story is...don't have sex with food products.

 

[C.F. Kane]

...someone failed Introduction to Metaphors

 

[bulok]

If you believe in evolution and nature etc. then it makes sense that guys are meant to be promiscuous. They can produce sperm all the time, they are supposed to spread it.

Women on the other hand are naturally supposed to be selective and can only reproduce once (technically).

So our natural instinct is to shun a promiscuous woman because

a) she's not being selective and adding a potentially bad set of genes to the pool

and

b) she's a dirty ****e.

Confess your sins you filthy ****s! REPENT!

 

[moop501]

...someone failed Introduction to Metaphors

Obviously not me,you frivolous ****e.

Go cry yourself to sleep because you didn't peel the skin off of your fried chicken.

 

[redmarvel]

Women are "nesters" by instinct. They want to stay in one place and have one man to support them. When a woman goes against this method of life, she's viewed as abnormal and therfore "bad".

Men are "hunter/gatherers" by instinct. They are supposed to travel around and while doing so, they attempt to spread their genetic attributes as far and wide as possible. Because this is an ancient instinct they are often forgiven for letting their baser nature take over.

Frankly fooling around a lot in this day and age is just plain stupid. There is no perfect protection from all the different sexual diseases out there.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm not simply talking about one movie, jag. I'm talking about the seemingly double standard that some people have.

Spend some time reading up on gender inequality studies, then. This ground has been tread a kabillion times.

jag

 

[Sabretooth]

This movie looks so goddamn stupid

 

[PLAS]

here's how a friend of mine justified his being unfaithfull to his girlfriend and how it would not be fair for her to be unfaithfull to him:

"it's not the same, cuz she's gonna be looser when she comes back from it"

sometimes I feel not very proud of the company I keep

 

[logansoldcigar]

here's how a friend of mine justified his being unfaithfull to his girlfriend and how it would not be fair for her to be unfaithfull to him:

"it's not the same, cuz she's gonna be looser when she comes back from it"

sometimes I feel not very proud of the company I keep

Now, what i read here is that your friend is admitting..ermmmm...how to phrase this with the necessary level of subtlety for the hype.....I know....he is admitting his knob is small.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha, what wise friends you have.

 

[PLAS]

Now, what i read here is that your friend is admitting..ermmmm...how to phrase this with the necessary level of subtlety for the hype.....I know....he is admitting his knob is small.

a couple of females friends of mine he had been intimate weren't that positive about his status in said department

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can't wait for this movie

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^That's a funny joke. You're funny.

 

[terry78]

Men are supposed to spread their seed and be open to having as much sex as possible, that's what we're taught. Women are supposed to be delicate flowers, protected from doing such things. Though ironically when they tell us we should sleep with lots of chicks we're actually going against what they tell the women to do, so it's one big contradiction.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I was serious

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I was serious

C'mon, don't torture yourself with this movie.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Brittany Snow ≠ Torture

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wow, you're going to see the movie b/c of a hot girl?

 

[Ronny Shade]

pretty much

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You're one of those people with "disposable income" that Jag was talking about on the first page.

 

[Ronny Shade]

not really.

and it's not just cause she's hot. looks ≠ charm



besides, it looks funny

 

[jaguarr]

Son, no girl is worth enduring that kind of torture for. Especially one you're never going to meet. Just download some pictures of her, do your business, and then save your $10 for something more worthwhile than this movie like a downpayment on head trauma surgery or something.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Word

 

[Ronny Shade]

Son, no girl is worth enduring that kind of torture for. Especially one you're never going to meet. Just download some pictures of her, do your business, and then save your $10 for something more worthwhile than this movie like a downpayment on head trauma surgery or something.

jag

and we're back to the whole jag not understanding ronny thing

 

[jaguarr]

and we're back to the whole jag not understanding ronny thing

It's a vicious cycle.

jag