When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

[Hunter Rider]

Ur all just a bunch of jealous haters with ur panties in a bunch!

Why would i be jealous ?ive got my own imaginary fantasies thank you very much

 

[StarWarsAgent]

:meow: t: :heart: I Love You SWA!:heart: t: :meow:

 

[hippy fascist]

Why would i be jealous ?ive got my own imaginary fantasies thank you very much

I have many fantasies. Most of them revolve around starwarsagents mom...

 

[Superhobo]

Ooh, SNAP!

 

[Cyrusbales]

starwarsagent, tell me the date of when you met her, And i can prove your story right/wrong, I'll tell you where in the country she was then.

 

[Hunter Rider]

starwarsagent, tell me the date of when you met her, And i can prove your story right/wrong, I'll tell you where in the country she was then.

That wouldn't prove that he isn't full of it

 

[Cyrusbales]

That wouldn't prove that he isn't full of it

Well i doubt this is real, so if he tells me when it supposedly happen,a dn it turns out she was on the other side of the country, we can officially laugh at him even more?

 

[bored]

I never understood celebrity fan fiction. It's just.... sad.

 

[The Shape]

SWA's joking. He has to be.

If not, than he has serious issues.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

starwarsagent, tell me the date of when you met her, And i can prove your story right/wrong, I'll tell you where in the country she was then.

Dude, come on, it's complete fabrication.

 

[Cyrusbales]

Dude, come on, it's complete fabrication.

Well if we have 100% evidence, then SWA will have to cry and stuff! lol.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

SWA's joking. He has to be.

If not, than he has serious issues.

He has serious issues whether he's joking or not

 

[Darthphere]

I love this thread.

 

[tinister]

Alright, I took some liberty with the story, But it kinda went like that!t:

Yeah. Instead of Natalie Portman - it was Natalie from "Facts of Life".

And it didn't happen in Mexico - it was a Chevy's in San Diego.

Great story, though.

 

[hippy fascist]

natalie's the one on the left

seriously you gotta check out the rest of this page it makes starwarsagent look sane

http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/GingerBrookesRealdollPage.html
http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/brookemekelly.jpg

 

[SsM]

that's a joke right?

 

[Tangled Web]

SWA is caring me. For the sake of all that is Natalie, go get some help kid.

 

[tinister]

natalie's the one on the left

seriously you gotta check out the rest of this page it makes starwarsagent look sane

http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/GingerBrookesRealdollPage.html

Dang. That guy's scary. SWA at least isn't scary.

 

[Sloth7d]

:heart: A poem for Nat. :heart:

Skin-deep lip kiss
How much I miss
Our night at the beach
Your skin feels like peach
Dancing in the night
The moon, so bright
I'm sneaking up on with gloves and a knife.

My arms around you
walking on the sand
Listen to the band
I kiss your hand
You may not like it but Ima be your man.

My mind can't see
it wont let me be
I think about you
Let me feel you
The sky is pale your face will be to
Oh you can run away. But i'll follow you.
Is this love?
It won't let me be
You fly like a dove
I sit by a rock
What!? Your screaming for help?! Here eat on this sock.

All things must end
Our encounter was true
the sky was blue
All things must end,true
But now I'm going to decapitate you.

You called me Stalker
I called you angel
We met in heaven
Love comes, never
And I mean NEVER!!!!!!

Nat, I will miss
That sweet goodnight kiss
I'll love you forever
For ever and ever
RIP b****

Night, Nat
Be glad
Be Nat.



StarWarsAgent

FIXD

 

[JLBats]

FIXD

Oh ****. That's hilarious.

 

[WorthyStevens]

It was the week of 1999. I was in Rosarito beach for Spring Break. Jason and me stayed at the famous Hotel Del Rosarito. We are good friends and I always knew that we would eventually go there and "Party like it was 1999".
It was on a thursday afternoon that we went to the set of Titanic. Down there they have a FOX studios where they built the set for the movie. We spend all day there looking at the props and the good stuff. After the visit to the set we went to a restaurant there, on the side of the cliff. We ordered lobster and some beer. We were gettin' toasted.
Already the day had been really fun. Later on, about 5pm, we went back to our hotel and got ready to go to the local bar, Senor Frogs.

Upon arrival, I immediately noticed lots of hot girls! Man, they were very hot. This was playboy's Spring Break's hot spot and we knew it when we walked into the disco. We took a booth and ordered eight dos equis cahuamas.

You wouldn't believe all the people that showed up. You would think, because it's Mexico, there would be all Mexicans there. It was all white girls and white guys running around getting drunk and having tequila shots. I met this one girl, I forgot her name, and she said, "Hey can I get a body shot", I said "Sure". Not knowing what a body shot was. So she takes off her shirt and jumps on top of the bar, then the bartender pours something on her belly and I suck it all up! It was all in fun.

It got late. I think it was about 1 am. When I got all messed up and started dancing by myself. Sorry, I do that sometimes. I get all freaky like a rock star or something or other.

Suddenly, there she was, dancing with her other girlfriends. It was like looking at an angel. Pure white face..Eyes that shine in the dark and that european beauty. Yes, it was Natalie Portman..Or as I got to call her, Nat.
I got close and began to dance next to her, acting like I didn't know who she was..pretending to be a regular guy just having fun. Of course, I was dying inside..I wanted to scream out and say something about Star Wars..But I kept quiet and just smiled. What was that movie? Dirty Dancing? yeah, it was just like that. We looked at eachother and kissed with hungy eyes. She was like the wind. And I was a free bird.

So far I kept quiet and just went along with the music. But some other part of me screamed, "Hi, what's Your name?" She replied, "Nat". I smiled.
We got close and sweaty, dancing to music I can't remember. The lights, the excitement, the party people! Yes, I was here..And I was Dancing with Natalie Portman.
I asked her to come and sit with me. She accepted the invitation, so we went back and I put my arm around her. We were just two regular people talking about Movies and Rosarito beach. "I'm here checkin out the site for a movie" She said. And continued, "I went to the set of Titanic, it's really nice there and the people are really cool". I told her I was just some guy from San Diego there to have a break. "I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied. We talked until 3 am. Continued to dance and drink.

I am a gentleman. So I offered, to walk her to the terrace room. "I must insist" I said. She smiled and looked down. As if thinking. She laughed and agreed.
The Hotel was about 3 blocks away. I walked her there with my arms around her waist. She felt warm and moved slowly. She smelled like a rose and looked like a goddess. I couldn't believe it! I was actually walking down the street with her, it was as if God had given me a most generous gift. I thanked him.

We arrived at her destination. There was an alcoholic odor in the air. Yeah, I've had way too much to drink. But it was all for the better because that meant I could ask her anything! So I went for it. I said softly to her ear, "Nat, can I come in"? She laughed. Looked down and replied, "Ok, but just for a few minutes, My dad would kill me" I put my arm around her neck, went inside and closed the door.

The End.


StarWarsAgent.

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[Fried Gold]

That's what they told Lucas when he was pitching Star Wars to the studios.

 

[StarWarsAgent]

Should I post part 2 of the story? Nah, I'll leave that to imagination. Anyways, i'd like to add that when I met her and we had a great week (as friends) she gave me her cellphone number, but later changed it for other reasons and I haven't been able to contact her

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Whirlysplat]

This thread is a very clever troll.

Amusing much

Damn funny

- Whirly