when is it common courtesy to lie?

[November Rain]

it's common courtesy when the gender police are after you

*looks at friend gold, assassin and heypapjinx*

 

[Assassin]

too bad im her pimpt:

yea, too bad you've never even held a girls hand, let alone told one what to do.

 

[heypapajinx]

it's common courtesy when the gender police are after you

*looks at friend gold, assassin and heypapjinx*

awww, c'mon now!
i'm just intrigued.
but i'm not going to hound you like the boys around here.
i think anonymity is key.

 

[Fried Gold]

*looks at friend gold, assassin and heypapjinx*

Was that a Freudian slip, there?

 

[Assassin]

haha he/she wants to be your friend. did ya know he/she could get her/him self pregnat?

 

[Assassin]

in other words you're not attractive. gotcha!

Actually, she's pretty damn hott, i'd hitt it, if she wasn't my sister.

 

[heypapajinx]

Actually, she's pretty damn hott, i'd hitt it, if she wasn't my sister.

that... was pretty creepah.t:

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

yea, too bad you've never even held a girls hand, let alone told one what to do.

dont confuse your wet dreams as mine,son.

 

[Assassin]

Com eon jinxiepoo you remember that one time mom made us take baths together so we would save water, you were 19 and I was 16, but mom didn't know any better

 

[heypapajinx]

Com eon jinxiepoo you remember that one time mom made us take baths together so we would save water, you were 19 and I was 16, but mom didn't know any better

*throw up in trashcan*
excuse me... it must have been the shellfish.

i like to lie about little things. lots of little things.
and i like to steal things, from friends houses.
little things that i think they'll never notice.
but when they do, i get a sense of glee in my heart like i've accomplished something.
i've made a difference in their life in some small way.

 

[Assassin]

dont confuse your wet dreams as mine,son.

Dont try to act like jplaya, son. You're they guy who admited on the interweb that he's a virgin. heres $20, go get some from around the corner.

 

[Hades]

*throw up in trashcan*
excuse me... it must have been the shellfish.

i like to lie about little things. lots of little things.
and i like to steal things, from friends houses.
little things that i think they'll never notice.
but when they do, i get a sense of glee in my heart like i've accomplished something.
i've made a difference in their life in some small way.

remind me never to invite you to my house

 

[November Rain]

Was that a Freudian slip, there?

indeed, my subconcious must have taken control for a second.



all better now...