when is it common courtesy to lie?

it's common courtesy when the gender police are after you

*looks at friend gold, assassin and heypapjinx*
 
it's common courtesy when the gender police are after you

*looks at friend gold, assassin and heypapjinx*
awww, c'mon now!
i'm just intrigued.
but i'm not going to hound you like the boys around here.
i think anonymity is key.:o
 
haha he/she wants to be your friend. did ya know he/she could get her/him self pregnat?
 
Com eon jinxiepoo you remember that one time mom made us take baths together so we would save water, you were 19 and I was 16, but mom didn't know any better :rolleyes:
 
Com eon jinxiepoo you remember that one time mom made us take baths together so we would save water, you were 19 and I was 16, but mom didn't know any better :rolleyes:
*throw up in trashcan*
excuse me... it must have been the shellfish.

i like to lie about little things. lots of little things.
and i like to steal things, from friends houses.
little things that i think they'll never notice.
but when they do, i get a sense of glee in my heart like i've accomplished something.
i've made a difference in their life in some small way.:dry:
 
dont confuse your wet dreams as mine,son.

Dont try to act like jplaya, son. You're they guy who admited on the interweb that he's a virgin. heres $20, go get some from around the corner.
 
*throw up in trashcan*
excuse me... it must have been the shellfish.

i like to lie about little things. lots of little things.
and i like to steal things, from friends houses.
little things that i think they'll never notice.
but when they do, i get a sense of glee in my heart like i've accomplished something.
i've made a difference in their life in some small way.:dry:
:dry:
remind me never to invite you to my house
 

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