Which Superheroes would get themselves banned from the boards?

[IKnowSomeJudo]

If DC/Marvel Superheroes were real and they posted on this message board, which of them would be first ones to recieve the almighty Ban-Hammer?
And by Superheroes, I mean heroes, not villains, cause that's too easy.

For example:
The Flash Wally West - permanent ban for spamming the boards with 1000000 posts per second

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

elektra for being a ....oh wait holly is still here

 

[Iceman]

Frank Castle for telling aggressive trolls what he's planning to do with their detached intestines and kneecaps.

 

[chaseter]

elektra for being a ....oh wait holly is still here

LMFAO...so true.

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

Frank Castle for telling aggressive trolls what he's planning to do with their detached intestines and kneecaps.

Good one.

 

[LadyVader]

Guy Gardner! nuff said


And Dew would take him out with ONE ban.

 

[Dan33977]

HAHA! Good thread.

I'd say Catwoman/Selina Kyle for being a naughty girl, always on the line between good and bad, and Spider-Man/Peter Parker for posting too many of his obnoxious, sarcastic quips; he'd even mouth off the moderators.

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

Guy Gardner! nuff said

Oh, him definitely. In particular for making sexist posts and calling everyone "liberal wimp" or "***".

 

[Dan33977]

Oh, yeah, and Robin/Jason Todd for obvious reasons...

 

[enterthemadness]

Man-Thing. Every post would be '.......' Because he can't talk.

 

[SuperFerret]

Uh... superheroes tend to have too much IMPORTANT stuff to do to waste time on a message board.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

LMFAO...so true.

i love that ****e

 

[enterthemadness]

Uh... superheroes tend to have too much IMPORTANT stuff to do to waste time on a message board.

Yes, like having a secret identity and working at a newspaper office.

 

[LadyVader]

Batman - because of his obssesive need to control the conversation.

 

[Dan33977]

Oh, him definitely. In particular for making sexist posts and calling everyone "liberal wimp" or "***".

...which reminds me: I'm sure Green Arrow and Hawkman wouldn't last long on here with their constant political bickering.

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

Multiple Man - banned for having multiple accounts (duh!)

 

[Hades]

Heh, Batman would slowly work his way into being a mod.

He'd be all creepy and paranoid. Kind of like a mix between Dog lips and Elijah...

*shrugs*

I'm not any good at describing things with words.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Alicia Masters. Most of her posts would look like this.


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[The Amazing Lee]

The Hulk wouldn't get banned...he just would post infrequently....because everytime someone said something horrible to him...he'd just SMASH his computer.

 

[Hades]

The Hulk would be pretty much like JAL.

Heh, imagine both Bruce and Hulk posting under the same unsername.

One minute he;d be the most intelligent, sane, poster.

Then the next minute in a debate he' post like

MRGREEN077 WILL CURSH YOU AND USE YUR SKULL AS TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

IGNORE!!!111

 

[Dan33977]

Alicia Masters. Most of her posts would look like this.


asfwio;asdioasi;swekljf;ioasio aio;sioas apsiodu897afkl;jdf3478fasujv airu a[-97taygiuas pao87er89ah;adhspfh;pasdf

ROFLMAO!!

OH, MY GOD! Does the fact that this literally made me laugh out loud make me a bad person?

 

[LadyVader]

No. But the fact that you posted that comment X-times does make you a bit of an incompetent person.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dan339776677356677882236666889236777, push submit ONLY once, even if the board is sloooooooow. Savvy?

 

[Badger]

Iron Man, because like a few fellow posters likes his cocktails and would only be a matter time before a drunken post would get him banned.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Black Bolt however would be a good poster. He'd get a high post count quickly, because he'd have a comment on EVERYTHING and at last he can say them all without fear of blowing people's heads up