Who wants to be a mod?! - The kiss of death thread

There is a thread alread about who you would pick to be a mod (other than yourself) but this thread is all about self promotion baby!

This is American Moderator!

If you want it then say so! Just tell us why you should be chosen to be a moderator.

I call this thread the "kiss of death" thread because anyone vying for the position of mod is probably guaranteed NOT to get it but oh well.

Its kind of like wanting to be a professional athlete. Most will not become one but somebody has to.