Who's seeing Artie Lange's Beer League this weekend? (Theater list)

[BT18]

It's starting up opening in over 160 theaters out of the greater NYC, Philly, and Cleveland areas (where Stern nation is strongest apparently). They're then planning on getting a nationwide release weeks later to over 2100 theaters.

Here's where it'll be on Friday:


OHIO
Tower City 11 Cleveland, OH
Richmond Town Square 20 Richmond Heights, OH
Severance Town Center 14 Cleveland Heights, OH
Solon Commons 16 Solon, OH
Atlas Diamond Centre Cinemas 12 Mentor, OH
Crocker Park Stadium 16 Westlake, OH
Middleburg Town Square 12 Middleburg Heights, OH
Ridge Park Square 8 Brooklyn, OH
Valley View 24 Valley View, OH
Chagrin Cinema Chagrin Falls, OH
Hickory Ridge Cinema Brunswick, OH
Willoughby Commons 16 Willoughby, OH
Atlas Cinemas Lakeshore 7 Cleveland, OH
Memphis Triple Drive-In Cleveland, OH
Mayfield Heights 10 Mayfield Heights, OH
West Market Plaza 7 Akron, OH
Independence 10 Akron, OH
Interstate Park Cinema 18 Akron, OH
Cobblestone Square 20 Elyria, OH
Cinemark Tinseltown Movies 15 Canton, OH


NEW YORK
84th Street Theatre New York, NY
Orpheum 7 New York, NY
Regal Battery Park City 16 New York, NY
Union Square Stadium 14 New York, NY
Empire 25 Theaters New York, NY
Magic Johnson Harlem USA 9 New York, NY
Loews 34th Street New York, NY
Midway Stadium 9 Forest Hills, NY
Kaufman Astoria Stadium 14 Astoria, NY
Jamaica Multiplex Jamaica, NY
College Point Multiplex Cinemas Whitestone, NY
Center Cinema 5 Sunnyside, NY
Carmel Movieplex 8 Carmel, NY
Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn, NY
Linden Blvd. Multiplex 14 Brooklyn, NY
Kent Triplex Brooklyn, NY
Bay Plaza 13 Bronx, NY
Whitestone Multiplex Cinemas Bronx, NY
Concourse Plaza Multiplex Cinemas Bronx, NY
All Staten Island Stadium 16 Staten Island, NY
Hylan Plaza Staten Island, NY
Roosevelt Field 8 Garden City, NY
Lynbrook 6 Theatre Lynbrook, NY
Sunrise Multiplex Cinemas Valley Stream, NY
Broadway Multiplex 12 Hicksville, NY
Franklin Square Cinemas Franklin Square, NY
Herricks Cinema 4 New Hyde Park, NY
Grand Ave Twin Baldwin, NY
Commack Multiplex 15 Commack, NY
Movieland Cinema - Mastic Mastic, NY
Farmingdale Multiplex 14 Farmingdale, NY
Island 16 Holtsville, NY
Movies @ Patchogue Patchogue, NY
South Bay Cinema West Babylon, NY
Hampton Bays 5 Hampton Bays, NY
Loews Theatres Stoneybrook 17 Stonybrook, NY
Cross Country Multiplex Cinemas Yonkers, NY
Central Plaza 4 Yonkers, NY
New Roc City 18 New Rochelle, NY
Greenburgh Multiplex Cinemas Elmsford, NY
Cortlandt Town Center Mohegan Lake, NY
City Center Cinema De Lux 15 White Plains, NY
Loews Palisades Center 21 West Nyack, NY
Hudson Valley 12 Cinema Kingston, NY
Loews Galleria Metroplex 16 Middletown, NY
Fair Oaks Drive In Middletown, NY
New Windsor 12 New Windsor, NY
Showtime Cinemas Newburgh, NY


NEW JERSEY
Paramus Route 10 Paramus, NJ
Ridgefield Park 12 Ridgefield Park, NJ
Bergenfield Cinema 5 Bergenfield, NJ
NA Edgewater Multiplex Cinema Edgewater, NJ
Galaxy Triplex Guttenberg, NJ
Clearview's Cinema 23 Cedar Grove, NJ
Meadow Six Secaucus, NJ
Newport Center 11 Jersey City, NJ
Hudson Mall 7 Jersey City, NJ
Mayfair Triplex West New York, NJ
Summit Quadplex Union City, NJ
Loews New Brunswick 18 New Brunswick, NJ
Commerce Center 18 North Brunswick, NJ
Menlo Park 12 Edison, NJ
Hadley Theatre 16 South Plainfield, NJ
MEGA Movies @ Brunswick Square East Brunswick, NJ
Edison Cinemas Edison, NJ
Loews East Hanover 12 East Hanover, NJ
Headquarters 10 Theatres Morristown, NJ
Cinema 12 Parsippany Parsippany, NJ
Kinnelon 11 Kinnelon, NJ
Cinema 10 Succasunna Succasunna, NJ
Mansfield Cinema 15 Hackettstown, NJ
Chester Cinema 6 Chester, NJ
Wayne 14 Wayne, NJ
Clifton Commons 16 Clifton, NJ
Allwood Cinema 6 Clifton, NJ
West Milford Cinemas West Milford, NJ
Sony Mountainside Mountainside, NJ
Loews New Jersey Gardens 20 Elizabeth, NJ
New Park Cinema Roselle Park, NJ
Union Sevenplex Theaters Union, NJ
Manville 12 Manville, NJ
Hillsborough Cinema Belle Mead, NJ
Monmouth Mall 15 Eatontown, NJ
Hazlet Multiplex Cinemas Hazlet, NJ
Freehold Metroplex 14 Freehold, NJ
Seacourt 10 Toms River, NJ
Clearview Middlebrook Cinema 10 Ocean Township, NJ
Deptford Mall 6 Deptford, NJ
Atco Multiplex Cinemas Atco, NJ
Cross Keys Cinema 12 Turnersville, NJ
Cinemark 16 Somerdale, NJ
Marlton 8 Marlton, NJ
Cherry Hill 24 Cherry Hill, NJ
Burlington 20 Burlington, NJ
Hamilton 24 Hamilton, NJ
Independence Plaza Hamilton, NJ
Towne 16 Theatres Pleasantville, NJ
Hamilton Commons Stadium Mays Landing, NJ
Frank Theatres Strand 5 Ocean City, NJ
Town Center Plaza 15 East Windsor, NJ
Cumberland Mall 14 Vineland, NJ


CONNETICUIT
Danbury 16 Danbury, CT
Showcase Cinemas Bridgeport Bridgeport, CT
Crown Marquis Trumbull, CT
Sono Regent 8 Theatres Norwalk, CT
Landmark Square 9 Theatres Stamford, CT


PENNSYLVANIA
Riverview Plaza Philadelphia, PA
The Bridge Cinema de Lux Philadelphia, PA
Orleans 8 Philadelphia, PA
Marketplace @ Oaks 24 Oaks, PA
Neshaminy 24 Bensalem, PA
Franklin Mills 14 Philadelphia, PA
Woodhaven 10 Cornwell Heights, PA
Oxford Valley Theatre Langhorne, PA
Warrington Crossing 22 Warrington, PA
Barn Plaza 14 Doylestown, PA
Plymouth Meeting 10 Conshochocken, PA
King of Prussia 15 & Imax King of Prussia, PA
309 Cinema 9 Springhouse, PA
Painters Crossing 9 West Chester, PA
Downington Cinema 16 Downington, PA
Granite Run 8 Media, PA
Tilghman Square 8 Allentown, PA
Northhampton Cinema 14 Easton, PA
Cinema Center @ Fairgrounds 5 Reading, PA
Foxmoor 7 East Stroudsburg, PA
Harrisburg 14 Harrisburg, PA
Manor 16 Lancaster, PA
West Manchester Mall 13 York, PA
Cinema Center #12 Camp Hill, PA
Queensgate Cinemas 10 York, PA
Gettysburg 10 Gettysburg, PA
Lebanon Valley 10 Lebanon, PA
Cinema Center of Palmyra Palmyra, PA
Cinemark 20 - Moosic Moosic, PA
Wilkes-Barre Movies 14 Wilkes-Barre, PA
Endless Mountain Theatre Scranton, PA
Cinema Center - Bloomsburg Bloomsburg, PA
Cinema 6 Honesdale, PA
Cinema Center @ Selins Grove Selins Grove, PA
Great Escape 12 - Williamsport Pennsdale, PA


DELAWARE
Brandywine Town Center 16 Wilmington, DE
Carmike 14 Dover, DE
Peoples Plaza Cinema 17 Newark, DE [/B][/QUOTE]

 

[Mr. Credible]

i saw the little thing they did on it on attack of the show tonight, and it looks pretty funny... i'll probably grab it on dvd.

 

[Kable24]

It's playing at 3 places close to me, but I'm going to wait for DVD.

 

[ToddIsDead]

Heh. It's playing right near me. I have no interest in it though.

 

[BT18]

you all have bad priorities

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I'm there at Riverview Plaza in Philadelphia, PA.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Funniest f**king movie of the year, I will garuntee it. Watch this trailer for it. Uncensored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6Bc1CKoLE

 

[The Shape]

Funniest f**king movie of the year, I will garuntee it. Watch this trailer for it. Uncensored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z6Bc1CKoLE

You "garuntee" it?

Would you like to put some money on it?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

No.

 

[The Shape]

No.

Yeah. Didn't think so.

 

[BeserkerHilf]

i have faith in "what would seem like ****" movies like this especially after seeing grandma's boy.

still wait for the dvd.

 

[Addendum]

It's not coming out in my state. Bastards.

 

[Shuley]

This movie looks stupid.Probably will be one of the worst films of the year...right up there with Nacho Libre

 

[BT18]

It's not coming out in my state. Bastards.

It should come out nationwide by October. It's one of those limited releases that grows.

 

[BT18]

This movie looks stupid.Probably will be one of the worst films of the year...right up there with Nacho Libre

you said that the one film everyone should watch is that so-called film You Me And You And Everyone We Know. Your bankruptcy of taste is astonishingly clear when you don't atleast think about murdering the dingbat who made that cinematic abortion after sitting through it.

It represents everything wrong with modern independant cinema, it was the Garden State of 2005.

I don't know what Beer League has to do with Nacho Libre, other than a fat guy as a lead. Nacho Libre has much more in common with dretch like You Me And You And Everyone We Know, as both represent the common phenomenon of industry know-nothings rewarding the quirkiness-as-a-substition-for-actual-creativity film model.

 

[Shuley]

Bankruptcy of taste? I'm not the one who is telling people to go see this lame ass piece of garbage,most unfunny comedy...Beer League is sheer stupidity at it's finest...Beer League and Nacho Libre have two things in common...they both suck. Me and You and Everyone We Know was excellent,unlike Beer League.

Me And You And Everyone We Know - Critics' Reviews
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808624393/critic

Nuff' Said

 

[Mentok]

I thought Artie was dead

 

[Mentok]

Looks pretty good.

 

[Shuley]

It's a manufacted plot.

 

[Mentok]

It's a manufacted plot.

And?

 

[mastermindjcg]

Wow, from what I've seen, it almost seems like they're re-releasing "Benchwarmers" with all the raunchy stuff edited back in, but the funny performers replaced by Artie Lange??? Anyone whom Howard Stern perceives as funny automatically makes me suspicious that they're the exact opposite. Most likely, the trailer probably has all the funniest material the movie has to offer which is a cardinal sin of comedy movies that has been committed far too often and it must stop. For my hard earned bread, I'll stick with Beerfest, a superior beer comedy by leaps and bounds.

 

[BT18]

everyone who's seen the movie I've talked to or heard has said the exact opposite, that the trailer wasn't particularly good and couldn't have been further away from the complete greatness of the film.