Black Lanturn, I went back to the article to be specific. Hey I know it is all arbitrary

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I only addressed my objection per your post.
1) Well to start off the opening photo of GL has "green hair spray." That stuff is lame on halloween alone, but I'll concede anyway.
6) Odin, a mans man. A warrior, founder of his race, and finally Omnipotent.
Guardians, blue, wrinkly (here) floating midgets. Gnome or smurf … C'mon
10) It starts to heat up here. Beta Ray Bill vs Bolphunga the Unrelenting???
Describided as a "lovable a-hole & an intergalactic *****ebag" against a character as noble as Bill, whose's stared in two of his own mini's and too many to count issues & the latest Hulk animated movie. Again … gimme a break
11) This is really fair (sarcasm) The 9 worlds of Asgard containing 5 or 6 races. To compete they throw the entire DC Universe??? A thing clearly patterned after Marvels success of the late 60's, 70's on. What's wrong with Oa? It pales that's what. No effn'way here.
12) Final insult? Comparring Don Blake, who Odin created to humble Thor to a Steve Austin/Tom Cruise clone test pilot? That's fair!
The two gifts, 2 being modest looking 10, 11, 12 because they just worked them (lazzily) to make the draw.
I'll let you pick++