Willowhugger
Civilian
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1. Tony Stark has all of Batman's money, his Butler, all the cool Gizmos, the playboy lifestyle, and doesn't have any of the childhood issues.
2. Jarvis could kick Alfred's butt.
3. Ultimate Tony is the only Marvel hero that ever had an evil girlfriend that DIDN'T get the drop on him.
4. Tony Stark is the only superhero whom is willing to GIVE away a multi-billion dollar corporation....just because.
5. Pepper is the cutest of designated love interests, if not the most attractive.
6. Tony Stark is the only superhero whom whooped his Rogue's Gallery so thoroughly that they're making a series about the Spymaster trying to build a NEW one.
7. The Mandarin is as powerful as Doctor Doom and Tony only needs himself to take him on.
8. Tony Stark is the only Marvel Hero whom actually fights a Dragon (often to rescue a beautiful maiden) on a regular basis.
9. Hank Pym had to work to make Ultron come to life, Tony Stark has his machines come to life out of hand.
10. Tony Stark is the only Marvel hero whom has plenty of female villains trying to bed him before they kill him.
11. Tony is the only other scientist Doctor Doom acknowledges.
12. Say what you will about Civil War. If you punch first, Tony punches back harder.
13. Tony is the only Marvel hero with a Japanese schoolgirl girlfriend.
14. Literally NOTHING can stop Tony. He's the engine that could.
15. He was the guy who finally told the Latverians to shove it.
16. He managed the world economy for a month.
17. He was the only one able to straighten out American defense policy after the Red Skull.
18. He single handidly adverted Days of Future's Past by changing the Sentinels to nonsentient battle armor.
19. He's been able to beat the wrap for crimes more often than Lex Luthor.
20. He is the only Marvel hero with a giant robot as a major villain.
21. He's the only Marvel Hero that's ever a step AHEAD of the Black Panther.
22. He gets more women than Starfox...
So why do YOU think Tony Stark is awesome?
2. Jarvis could kick Alfred's butt.
3. Ultimate Tony is the only Marvel hero that ever had an evil girlfriend that DIDN'T get the drop on him.
4. Tony Stark is the only superhero whom is willing to GIVE away a multi-billion dollar corporation....just because.
5. Pepper is the cutest of designated love interests, if not the most attractive.
6. Tony Stark is the only superhero whom whooped his Rogue's Gallery so thoroughly that they're making a series about the Spymaster trying to build a NEW one.
7. The Mandarin is as powerful as Doctor Doom and Tony only needs himself to take him on.
8. Tony Stark is the only Marvel Hero whom actually fights a Dragon (often to rescue a beautiful maiden) on a regular basis.
9. Hank Pym had to work to make Ultron come to life, Tony Stark has his machines come to life out of hand.
10. Tony Stark is the only Marvel hero whom has plenty of female villains trying to bed him before they kill him.
11. Tony is the only other scientist Doctor Doom acknowledges.
12. Say what you will about Civil War. If you punch first, Tony punches back harder.
13. Tony is the only Marvel hero with a Japanese schoolgirl girlfriend.
14. Literally NOTHING can stop Tony. He's the engine that could.
15. He was the guy who finally told the Latverians to shove it.
16. He managed the world economy for a month.
17. He was the only one able to straighten out American defense policy after the Red Skull.
18. He single handidly adverted Days of Future's Past by changing the Sentinels to nonsentient battle armor.
19. He's been able to beat the wrap for crimes more often than Lex Luthor.
20. He is the only Marvel hero with a giant robot as a major villain.
21. He's the only Marvel Hero that's ever a step AHEAD of the Black Panther.
22. He gets more women than Starfox...
So why do YOU think Tony Stark is awesome?
