Wiccan teacher wins 1 mil lottery

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070902/ap_on_re_us/mega_millions_jackpot

I thought they were against monetary possessions or something like that. Or is that not part of their thing?

 

[Telekinetic]

with a face like that he deserves the money lol jk

well you never know

 

[The Lizard]

I'm betting this guy has a closet full of utili-kilts.

 

[onejeremytogo]

I'm betting this guy has a closet full of utili-kilts.

Ugly nasty fat ass won the lottery and claimed it was the imaginary gods that did it for him. What a fruit cake. Maybe next year Merlin, the easter bunny and a pucca can come over and help him spend it. Tard.

 

[Matt]

Ugly nasty fat ass won the lottery and claimed it was the imaginary gods that did it for him. What a fruit cake. Maybe next year Merlin, the easter bunny and a pucca can come over and help him spend it. Tard.

Well thats just not called for.

 

[PLAS]

Ugly nasty fat ass won the lottery and claimed it was the imaginary gods that did it for him. What a fruit cake. Maybe next year Merlin, the easter bunny and a pucca can come over and help him spend it. Tard.

how are his gods more imaginary than yours? and how does that take away from him being a millionaire?

 

[terry78]

^It's just jealousy when someone that's something you don't agree with has fortune shine upon them.

 

[The Lizard]

Ugly nasty fat ass won the lottery and claimed it was the imaginary gods that did it for him. What a fruit cake. Maybe next year Merlin, the easter bunny and a pucca can come over and help him spend it. Tard.

Hmmm...two ways of interpreting this post.

Either you're insulting this guy because he's a Wiccan and you think that he should be thanking Jesus instead of the Earth Mother for his big lottery win (if this is the case, get ready for a shitstorm of biblical proportions from other posters).

Or, you hate all religious beliefs equally and are mocking the guy for that alone - in which case you will have more people in agreement with you, but you're still going to get lambasted for the "fat" comments.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Did he stuff the million bucks in his cheeks?

 

[terry78]

Hmmm...two ways of interpreting this post.

Either you're insulting this guy because he's a Wiccan and you think that he should be thanking Jesus instead of the Earth Mother for his big lottery win (if this is the case, get ready for a shitstorm of biblical proportions from other posters).

Or, you hate all religious beliefs equally and are mocking the guy for that alone - in which case you will have more people in agreement with you, but you're still going to get lambasted for the "fat" comments.

I'm sure if it was a muslim that won it'd get the same response.

 

[Darthphere]

Ugly nasty fat ass won the lottery and claimed it was the imaginary gods that did it for him. What a fruit cake. Maybe next year Merlin, the easter bunny and a pucca can come over and help him spend it. Tard.

Well thats just not called for.

But hilarious.

 

[The Lizard]

I'm sure if it was a muslim that won it'd get the same response.

Well, let's be honest here...

If it was an outspoken Christian who won and was proclaiming his thanks to Jesus for his big lottery win, there would end up being just as many snide remarks and insults.
It's just that those insults might be a bit more articulate than what onejeremytogo had to offer since they would be coming from Wilhelm, et al.

I personally think that anyone who thanks a deity for what is essentially a gambling win is kind of insulting that deity in the first place.

-- Unless one worships the God of Gambling, I suppose.

 

[carrrnuttt]

-- Unless one worships the God of Gambling, I suppose.

I believe they're signing up for new members at their church in Vegas.

 

[PLAS]

I believe they're signing up for new members at their church in Vegas.

is it Elvis?

 

[The Lizard]

Oooo...I found one, and she's a goddess! Sounds kind of scary however....

Tlazolteotl ----
Eater of filth, devourer of sins, goddess of witches and witchcraft. Tlazolteotl has power over all forms of unclean behavior, usually sexual. Confessing sins to Tlazolteotl, one is cleansed. The goddess has four forms or aspects, corresponding to the phases of the moon: a young and carefree temptress, the lover of Quetzalcoatl; the Goddess of gambling and uncertainty; the Great Priestess who consumes and destroys the sins of mankind; and frightful old crone, persecutor and destroyer of youth.

 

[PLAS]

Oooo...I found one, and she's a goddess! Sounds kind of scary however....

we get to have some really cool Deities

 

[The Lizard]

we get to have some really cool Deities

And some of them look like snakes and lizards. Extra-cool.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I have nothing against fat people, but his cheeks are like a storage shed!

 

[PLAS]

And some of them look like snakes and lizards. Extra-cool.

sometimes I wish we hadn't been conquered by the spaniards

we would be cooler than we are

 

[Fred_Fury]

maybe now he can afford liposuction on his face.

 

[Holly]

i want to poke his face, it looks squishy

 

[Kritish]

Maybe he'll use that money to get some liposuction, maybe a gastric bypass as well.

 

[Untilteld]

face resembles a teletubby