Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring

[DV8]

The NAACP(National Association for the Advancement of Cracker People) not to be confused with the NAACP, has come forward and said that this should not end Mr. Wheaton's career. And they are imploring internet blogs and geek shows to continue to hire him after his jail sentence.

LMAO!

 

[DV8]

I told him it was a goucher, gordo!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

''In a robot fight, two remote controlled robots with various weapons face each other in a battle to the death''

 

[Dorian Gray]

The NAACP(National Association for the Advancement of Cracker People) not to be confused with the NAACP, has come forward and said that this should not end Mr. Wheaton's career. And they are imploring internet blogs and geek shows to continue to hire him after his jail sentence.

 

[Gilpesh]

You knew it was coming.




Just like Premature-Ejaculation Man...

 

[BubbaGump]

WTF THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

Robots....are you serious????? Whats wrong with it??? Do the robots have feelings or something? I'm confused.

"His brain is tiny!"

 

[Jack Rabbit]

''In a robot fight, two remote controlled robots with various weapons face each other in a battle to the death''

Bwa hahahahahahaha!!!t:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

"His brain is tiny!"

 

[Sandman138]

"Please... don't look...I don't want you to believe... that even a robot can cry"

 

[Spider-Bite]

Man. Data must be so offended that Wesley Crusher would do such a thing!!!



WTF?

I still think this is fake.

 

[BubbaGump]

 

[Dope Nose]

Picard won't be happy......

not to mention Data.


EDIT: except that someone above me already mentioned Data. dammit!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

 

[Catman]

And there he was . . . the dead robot we'd travelled all this way to see. The robot wasn't sick. The robot wasn't hurt . . . the robot . . . was DEAD

 

[C.F. Kane]

Is this story a parody of something?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

The robot fighting will soon turn to rape.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Man. Data must be so offended that Wesley Crusher would do such a thing!!!

WTF?

I still think this is fake.

Yet another reason to never take anything Spider-Bite says seriously, people.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

You guys crack me up

 

[Sandman138]

Is this story a parody of something?

What are you, some kind of idiot? Robot Death Matches are a very real and serious offense taking place in our own backyard.



I weep for these poor automatons.

 

[C. Lee]

Next thing you know....people will start sending their Star Trek uniforms into Disney, so they can use them to buff and sop up oil spills from all their animatronic critters.

 

[Addendum]

I still think this is fake.

ya think

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

ya think

doesn't appear to

 

[Addendum]

I guess Spider Bite enjoys the breeze that satire makes as it flies over his head

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

[YT]4X8FTz3PUks[/YT]

 

[Gilpesh]

Come on guys. Guys.

At least it wasn't people he was making fight.