Sawyer
17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter
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Well, this movie just looks God awful. I mean, I am personally shocked that any studio would greenlight anything with Larry the Cable Guy. I mean, he just aint funny. In fact, it offends me how not funny this guy is. So in honor of this terrible, terrible event in human history, I give to you, my friends, the list of things I would rather do than watch Witless Protection...
1. Shove my hand into a functioning blender.
2. Tie steaks to my arms, legs and privates and proceed to jump into shark-infested waters.
3. Eat a broken glass sandwich.
4. Take a vacation with Tom Cruise.
5. Live in a world without Larry the Cable Guy (well, actually that one would be rather fun for me)
Anywho, you guys get the idea. What do you think?
1. Shove my hand into a functioning blender.
2. Tie steaks to my arms, legs and privates and proceed to jump into shark-infested waters.
3. Eat a broken glass sandwich.
4. Take a vacation with Tom Cruise.
5. Live in a world without Larry the Cable Guy (well, actually that one would be rather fun for me)
Anywho, you guys get the idea. What do you think?
