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Woman Births 18th Child

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You probably remember the Duggar Family. There's usually a new thread about them every year, and with good reason. They've had 18 children over the course of 20 years...


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Rogers, Ark. (AP) --

An Arkansas woman has given birth to her 18th child.

Michelle Duggar delivered the baby girl by Caesarean section Thursday at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers. The baby, named Jordyn-Grace Makiya Duggar, weighed 7 pounds, 3 ounces and was 20 inches long.

"The ultimate Christmas gift from God," said Jim Bob Duggar, the father of the 18 children. "She's just absolutely beautiful, like her mom and her sisters."

The Duggars now have 10 sons and eight daughters.

Jim Bob Duggar said Michelle started having contractions Wednesday night. She needed the C-section, her third, because the baby was lying sideways. Jim Bob said both baby and mother were doing well Thursday night.

"We both would love to have more," he said.

The cable network TLC broadcasts a weekly show about the Duggars called "17 Kids and Counting." Chris Finnegan of TLC — which handles public relations for the Duggar family — said the show's name would be updated to account for the latest addition to the family. He said TLC also will air a show Monday on the baby's delivery.

Jim Bob Duggar is 43, a year older than his wife. Their oldest child, Joshua, is 20.

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jordyn-Grace, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 17; Jessa, 16; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 12; Joy-Anna, 11; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 8; James, 7; Justin, 6; Jackson, 4; Johannah, 3; and Jennifer, 1.

"Our whole family is excited about Jordyn's addition to our family," Jim Bob Duggar said. "She's just perfect in every way."


Source: SFGate
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At first, I wondered about the labor pains. Then I realized that her vage is probably permanently stretched out to the point where the babies just slide out when she lays on an incline. :dry:
 
As I posted in the Funny Pics thread a couple days ago,

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That article is golden.

First, the family is from Arkansas.

Second, the father's name is Jim Bob.

Third, the family decided to go ethnic by naming their child Jordyn...

And finally, they couldn't even have the decency to call the child "Jordan," so instead they settled for an awful, awkward spelling of the name.

Oh, how amusing...

EDIT: And one of their kids' names is Jinger! :lmao:
 
That picture's at least a few years old. It only has 14 kids in it.
 
They need a t.v.
 
:lmao:
Jim Bob
Joshua
Jordyn-Grace
Jana
John-David
Jill
Jessa
Jinger
Joseph
Josiah
Joy-Anna
Jeremiah
Jedidiah
Jason
James
Justin
Jackson
Johannah
Jennifer
:lmao:

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Wow...Someone's a major sex addict...:dry:
 
First, this woman needs to hit menopause. Now.

Second, can't this dude just PULL OUT? It reminds me of the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

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different punani makes different strokes for different folks.


SPPOOOONNNSSS!
 
It's an insane amount of kids, but from that TV show they did the family seems nice enough, although If I was the mother I would of cut Jim-Bob's dick off by now, I mean she used to be hot when she was like 20 and then a few kids with him and bam her body has gone all fun house mirror.
 
Jesus... All their kids have the same first initial.

That's so sweet I might just puke. What a family of ******s. They're the reason condoms were invented.
 
:lmao:
Jim Bob
Joshua
Jordyn-Grace
Jana
John-David
Jill
Jessa
Jinger
Joseph
Josiah
Joy-Anna
Jeremiah
Jedidiah
Jason
James
Justin
Jackson
Johannah
Jennifer
:lmao:

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This post is Internet Gold.
 
They don't sell televisions in Rogers, Arkansas ?
 
She's blackmailing her husband into staying with her. No one could afford the child support payments for 15 kids
 
I wonder how many times Jeremiah and Jedidiah get confused when the parents call them. "Which one of us do they want?"
 
hysterectomy
 
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