Woman chops off boyfriend's penis due to Valentine's day gaffe

[Morg]

Hipfox - Woman chops off nipple, boyfriend's penis due to Valentine's day gaffe
2007/02/16 12:35

Dumaguete City, Philippines - published on hipfox.com - A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first.

Reynato Reyes, 41, said that his girlfriend had wanted a wedding ring and had been asking for marriage due to stress and nagging from her mother who was dying from cancer.

The girlfriend herself also wanted to have children before she got too old to “play with them”, he said and her mom had hinted on several
Hipfox - Woman chops off nipple, boyfriend's penis due to Valentine's day gaffe
machete
occasions that Reynato was a loser and that her daughter would be better off without him.

Reynato said that if he had married his girlfriend like the mom wanted, she probably (the mom) would not have stopped nagging them anyway and he saw no need of marrying her as it kept their relationship much more alive that way.

He said the girlfriend, Loreli Belmonte, 32, had warned him that if he did not get her what she wanted after staying with him that long, then she would cut off a part of her body that he loved the most.

Reynato says that he did not take her seriously since she herself loved her own breasts and had forced Reynato to pay for her to get a breast augmentation two years ago.

Reynado says he immediately forgot about the threat when he went to work that morning and that upon coming back home from work later that evening, he found a gift-wrapped box sitting on the floor of his living room.

Just then, Loreli walked in from the bedroom and straight out asked him for “the ring”.

When Reynato failed to produce a ring, Loreli calmly walked toward the box, opened it and took out a brand new machete.

Reynato tried backing out the front door and was obstructed by a chair behind him. He fell backwards and hit his head on the arm chair knocking himself out.

When he came to, he was lying on a hospital bed with unbelievable pain in his groin.

He learned from the police as they questioned him that his girlfriend had indeed cut off her left nipple after cutting his penis off and had then proceeded to call the police and tell them exactly what she had done.

Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

OUCH!

If my gf did that I would never forgive her

 

[jaguarr]

Awwww....and he'll take her back after all that. It MUST be love. :heart:


jag

 

[Darthphere]

I'm convinced, Morg is a sick bastard.

 

[Morg]

I'm convinced, Morg is a sick bastard.

For what? I didn't tell her to do it Most likely she got the ideal from Lorna Bobbit

 

[jaguarr]

For what? I did tell her to do it Most likely she got the ideal from Lorna Bobbit

Call the cops! We've got a confession!

jag

 

[Ghostvirus]

Yeah, this is B.S.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

He DID tell her to do it.
While not guilty of the act itself, Morg DID play a Charlie Mansonesque role in the mutilations.

Sieze him!

 

[PLAS]

at least there's a happy ending

 

[jaguarr]

Manson...Morg....Manson...Morg....my god, it makes sense, now!

jag

 

[X-Chick]

I'm convinced, Morg is a sick bastard.

Yeah, he likes the weird ass articles and posts like 4 of them a day.

 

[Morg]

Call the cops! We've got a confession!

jag

I did a typo doth not make me guilty

 

[Morg]

Yeah, he likes the weird ass articles and posts like 4 of them a day.

More like 4 a month

 

[jaguarr]

I did a typo doth not make me guilty

Whatever. I've already called the FBI.

jag

 

[Eros]

WHat the hell, I would hunt that woman down after I have recovered, and take her breasts.

 

[DorkyFresh]

aw man....giving us filipinos a bad rep!



we're not really like that guys...honest. the only thing i've ever done is snip off my girl's tongue for not orally pleasing me the right way...

 

[X-Chick]

More like 4 a month

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265086
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265204
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265729
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=265367
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=263963
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=264115

More than four in less than a month.

 

[mwm1331]

What a psycho.
Both of em, her for doing it, him for being willing to taker her back.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll bet Morg would love this story and video I saw last night about this Italian school teacher who was letting her whole class of teen aged boys fondle her ass and play with her thong in class, and you can watch the whole video and occasionally the camera zips over for a close up of one of the boys and he's saying, what I'm assuming must be the Italian equivalent of "Dude, This RAWKS!"

And they are making that face, lolhilarious

 

[The Squirrel]

Take her back?

That dude is insane.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Man I would definitely press charges and have her sent to a mental hospital.

 

[Fran]

Manson...Morg....Manson...Morg....my god, it makes sense, now!

jag

for the most part, but possibly

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Man I would definitely press charges and have her sent to a mental hospital.

No, man.
Real Love conquers all.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Hahaha thats hilarious.

 

[Machx72]

OUCH!

If my gf did that I would never forgive her

My weiner is my life. If it goes, I go.

But not before I do the same as the as that ***** would have done to me. I'd behead her back.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I wonder when she cut it off did she just throw it across the room or leave it next to him.