Woman Pours Boiling Water on Husband's Genitals for Cheating

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, I brought a couple of pitchforks and some of these guys grabbed 'em and lit em. Crazy!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I was just guessing, no woman actually said that lol

Not that you know of.




And yes Mike I am a He-Man Woman Hater. Wanna join the club?

 

[Fresh Prince]

I'd say it's a lose/lose either way.

Not if he kills her.

 

[Prison Mike]

Not that you know of.




And yes Mike I am a He-Man Woman Hater. Wanna join the club?

I don't hate women, but I agree that some are crazy. Just see the movie Obsessed. lol

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't hate women, but I agree that some are crazy. Just see the movie Obsessed. lol

You don't need to see a movie to know that.

Did you see that movie>? Tell me you did not see that movie?

 

[Prison Mike]

You don't need to see a movie to know that.

Did you see that movie>? Tell me you did not see that movie?

I saw parts of it. Mainly the cat fight between Ali Larter and Beyonce. It's so bad, it's hilarious.

 

[E-Man]

this thread quickly morphed into a "woman hating" thread. lol

 

[chamber-music]

She served him whats known in nigeria as a boil in a bag breakfast. Cooked over easy.

 

[ross2287]

^^I think they have that at Ihop...

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Now what if my girl cheated on me and I took a blow torch to her vagina? They'd be calling for my head.

This ***** is ****ing nuts! The pain is unimaginable.

 

[E-Man]

^^I think they have that at Ihop...

I don't think I'm ever eating at Ihop again.

 

[Immortalfire]

IHOP...pancakes..oh joy

 

[-Arya-]

To this day Ive still never been to Ihop. I really need to put it on my To-do list.

 

[E-Man]

To this day Ive still never been to Ihop. I really need to put it on my To-do list.

If you ever go to Ihop, make sure you don't do it too late. The late night/early morning crowd is very............weird.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I've never been to Ihop either. But I'm a fan of chain restaurants at all so I conciously avoided it.

 

[kane9321]

IHOP is wonderful...those pancakes..awwwww

 

[Colossal Spoons]

They used to have cornmeal pancakes, aw man :heart:

 

[VampElvis]

Where else are you going to get boisenberry syrup at 3:17 in the morning?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

nvm

 

[JaD]

Wow, 4 pages and not a single Watchmen reference, I'm disappointed.

Wife walks in.... *unleashes nightmare*

Spoiler

"You don't seem to understand, I'm not stuck in this marriage with you.... You're stuck in this marriage with ME!!!

 

[Sawyer]

Now what if my girl cheated on me and I took a blow torch to her vagina? They'd be calling for my head.

Sad but true.

A woman attacks a man... the world: "You go girl!!!"
A man attacks a woman... the world: "Lock him up and throw away the key."

Cheater or not, if a woman goes after my junk, that'll be the last thing she ever does.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well...this story definitely gives a whole new meaning to post-sex "burning sensations."

 

[The Guard]

For some reason when I read "It sounded like a woman screaming" I started laughing. I had like, a SOUTH PARK moment.

I love all the responses that amount to "Well THAT wasn't the proper way to handle their disagreement"

I got beat to my "burning sensation" joke by like three or four minutes, so...

There are probably worse ways to be circumcised.

 

[Grievous]

Now what if my girl cheated on me and I took a blow torch to her vagina? They'd be calling for my head.

Yep everyone would want you put away but if a women does something like that than everyone will just say she was just mad and it's time to move on or worst say that she did the right thing to a person like him.

 

[ChickenScratch]

It's a crazy double standard. Ever watch Cops and see the dude get arrested when it's clearly the woman is the aggressor in a domestic dispute? The guy could be all bloody and messed up, all the chick does is shed a few tears and she's free to go be psycho with the next guy.