Women

[Mister J]

Yeah thats a cute picture and everything.
But, make me a sandwich sweet thing

When ordering around the women folk, I prefer the term 'sammich'.

 

[TwilightPro101]

We're not all evil.

That's a given but going through the dating to relationship gambit is strictly one big game, that neither side really benefits from in the long run. It's gotta be the most confusing period of any relationship or at least the lead up to it.

 

[CConn]

...dude, it's MySpace.

I'm sorry but I'm just sick of all these *****es. Whens my time coming damit? What the **** is wrong with me? **** them.

A whole lot.

 

[Carter]

When ordering around the women folk, I prefer the term 'sammich'.

I'll have to use that next time
Silly dames dont know whats good for 'em

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I know not all women are "Evil".

It would be one thing If I was one of those idiots who always goes for chics obviously way too hot for him and then wonders why hes always rejected..

but its not that way. I go after normal, average chicks who should be in my league.. yet its always fullblown rejection.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

A whole lot.

I'm sure you have your problems too, **** off

 

[Tsunulia]

I'll have to use that next time
Silly dames dont know whats good for 'em

You still ain't gettin nuthin

 

[Tsunulia]

I know not all women are "Evil".

It would be one thing If I was one of those idiots who always goes for chics obviously way too hot for him and then wonders why hes always rejected..

but its not that way. I go after normal, average chicks who should be in my league.. yet its always fullblown rejection.

maybe cuz you're acting like a jerk? just a thought

 

[CConn]

I'm sure you have your problems too, **** off

Actually, I'm perfect.

My psychiatrist even gave me a note saying so.

 

[Carter]

You still ain't gettin nuthin

I like my ***** sammiches without hair!

Shave that kitten

 

[tzarinna]

WOMEN have given me this attitude.

Its like back during my Freshman year of High school several years ago..

For the first time i had a crush on a girl, and it wasnt this vapid thing because I thought she was hot but instead I liked her because I actually thought she was cool. And she wouldn't have anything to do with me. Nada. Zip. God I must have asked her out ten times, and she kept rejecting me, each time worse than the last.

No wonder I developed a fear of approaching women. My first true attempt went so terrible.

I know it sucks now. I think being so eager to be in a relationship can freak women out. I'm trying to explain this to a grown man at work.

Get all your anger and disappointment out, then try again. It may take some time, it's been since Nov. for me.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

maybe cuz you're acting like a jerk? just a thought

I'm talking this way here right now because I am frustrated.

When I talk to women in that kind of situation I'm far from a jerk. If anything I am too nice.

 

[Tsunulia]

I like my ***** sammiches without hair!

Shave that kitten

You'll take that fur and you're gonna like it!

 

[unknownuser]

women are evil



but u can't live without them

 

[TwilightPro101]

I like my ***** sammiches without hair!

Shave that kitten

LMAO

 

[Calvin]

There's a pretty simple formula for things like this.


DO NOT TRY TO HOOK UP WITH GIRLS THROUGH THE INTERNET

 

[Tsunulia]

I'm talking this way here right now because I am frustrated.

When I talk to women in that kind of situation I'm far from a jerk. If anything I am too nice.

So you've tried explaining to me before but I still find that hard to believe

 

[Carter]

There's a pretty simple formula for things like this.


DO NOT TRY TO HOOK UP WITH GIRLS THROUGH THE INTERNET

even when they send you naked pictures of themselves? because that's pretty damn awesome when it happens

 

[Calvin]

even when they send you naked pictures of themselves? because that's pretty damn awesome when it happens

Even then. If you can't get those in person, it isn't worth pursuing.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I know it sucks now. I think being so eager to be in a relationship can freak women out. I'm trying to explain this to a grown man at work.

Get all your anger and disappointment out, then try again. It may take some time, it's been since Nov. for me.

Exactly thats what im doing here, getting the anger and dissappointment out. I don't hate women and I don't think all women are full of ****. That was generalizing "I'm pissed" talk.

Why do you think women get freaked out by dudes like me eager to be in a relationship?

 

[Master Chief]

So I get told to f**k myself because I find it funny that the notion that women are full of s**t was based upon getting a friend request on MySpace rejected?

 

[unknownuser]

even when they send you naked pictures of themselves? because that's pretty damn awesome when it happens

only when they send pictures of pornstars

 

[Calvin]

Exactly thats what im doing here, getting the anger and dissappointment out. I don't hate women and I don't think all women are full of ****. That was generalizing "I'm pissed" talk.

Why do you think women get freaked out by dudes like me eager to be in a relationship?

Because you came on to her through myspace.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

So you've tried explaining to me before but I still find that hard to believe

Whatever. believe what you want.

There's a pretty simple formula for things like this.


DO NOT TRY TO HOOK UP WITH GIRLS THROUGH THE INTERNET

Why the hell not? Its not like she lives far off, if they live in the same area theres nothing wrong with it.

 

[Carter]

some dude offered me a bj on myspace. I've been scarred ever since


true story