Woo Hoo, I am to be a father!

[Taiwarriorz21]

Congrats! Hope for a wonderfully future and a long loving relationship with your wife to death do yall part. Good luck dude!

 

[The Evolutionist]

Congratulations!

 

[OverMyHead]

lmao

I can just see your child, rubbing his/her hand, and cackling: muahahahhah! with a sly grin.

 

[Caliber]

Congrats and hopefully your child will continue the family legacy here.

 

[Gonking]

May your first child be a masculine child.

lol t:

 

[The Chairman]

Congratulations, Malice!

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

congrats man, hope everything goes well

 

[Lackey]

Malice didn't like my picture... fatherhood's going to be tough if you're already that sensitive

 

[Hades]

Don't let him live a life of salad dressing.

Fatherhood is not salad dressing.

It's green plants.

 

[3dman27]

Well, we just found out. My wife is pregnant!

Woo Hoo! I will be a father!
Fear world! The seed of Malice has been spread!

congrats

 

[Halcohol]

Well, we just found out. My wife is pregnant!

Woo Hoo! I will be a father!
Fear world! The seed of Malice has been spread!

Make sure you buy a scale, so every time you change your kid you can weigh it. That way, when they go to college and start wasting your money, you can say "Hey! I've dealth with 3.4 metric tons of your s___! You can suck it up!"