Worlds Largest man

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What would this man taste like?

  1. Spicy Pork

  2. Sweaty Bacon

  3. Heaven

  4. Turkey

  5. Ham

  6. A slice of fried Gold

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  1. Strange Registered

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    http://www.dominicantoday.com/app/article.aspx?id=13042


    Mexico City.– A Mexican man who at 550 kg (1,200 lb) is possibly the heaviest person in the world hopes to travel to Italy for a life-saving operation to shed weight.

    Manuel Uribe, bedridden for the past five years, cannot stand on his own and will need a special flight to take him from Monterrey, Mexico to Modena, where a surgical team has offered to perform an intestinal bypass free of charge.

    "I can't walk. I'm can't leave my bed," the 40-year-old Uribe, who weighs the same as five baby elephants, said in a recent telephone interview.

    "I'm trying to reduce my weight a bit right now so I can be in the right condition for the operation."

    Uribe made an impassioned plea for help earlier this year on Mexican television, saying he weighed a more normal 130 kg (290 lb) until aged 22 and did not know what happened to him.

    The broadcast drew the attention of doctor Giancarlo De Bernardinis, who visited Mexico with a medical team to examine Uribe in March.

    Bernardinis, whose biggest patient to date weighed 350 kg (770 lb), told Reuters he plans a gall bladder, intestinal bypass procedure that will allow Uribe to pass food more quickly without so many calories being absorbed.

    Bernardinis planned to perform the surgery in Modena as early as this month, although a Mexican health official doubted Uribe would be ready for a trip to Europe that quickly.

    Uribe's case puzzles doctors since his cholesterol and blood-sugar levels are normal, despite his extreme obesity.

    "His heart works very well. He has some respiratory difficulty because of his obesity, but in strict terms, he's well," said Marco Anibal Rodriguez Vargas, the director of hospitals in the Mexican state of Nuevo Leon.

    Rodriguez Vargas said Mexican hospitals still hoped to treat Uribe themselves, but added Uribe would ultimately decide what to do.

    Uribe said it was just a matter of time before he went to Italy: "Are we going? Yes. We're going. But the doctors will decide when."

    The operation would last four to five hours and would likely require Uribe to spend one month in Italy.

    "He will always be heavier than normal but certainly not like he is now ... We would be satisfied even if he weighed 150 kg (330 lb) after two years," Bernardinis said.
     
  2. BATFREDDIE Registered

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    So that's what corinthian looks like in real life...I was wondering about that. :o
     
  3. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I'd hit it. :up:
     
  4. Strange Registered

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    You'd get lost in a fold:eek:
     
  5. The Lumberjack Registered

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    His twanger must have suffocated years ago.:(
     
  6. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    They've done documentaries on people who were 800+ pounds....wasn't there a half ton man as well.
     
  7. kypade Registered

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    Um, 1200 lb is more than a half ton. :confused.

    PS, what's that thing in front? :/
     
  8. Strange Registered

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    I'm just very disappointed that he's a Mexican, I was sure an American would hold that honor.
     
  9. FunBobPants Registered

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    imagine how that guy pees! :(
     
  10. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Small price to pay for some sexy bliss.
     
  11. Strange Registered

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    If you say so, but you should keep your leash on and have someone there to pull you out if things start to go bad:up:
     
  12. Addendum Registered

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    He can move into my apartment. My sofa is falling apart
     
  13. The Lumberjack Registered

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    It's called the telophase of mitosis. The process is almost complete.:up:
     
  14. PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    Is that his penis? :eek:
     
  15. Addendum Registered

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    Either his ******** or the bottom of his stomach has bed sores
     
  16. Strange Registered

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    No, its a testicle, mine fall out of my shorts all the time as well.
     
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    ..............................
     
  18. hey yo its sean Registered

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    i feel like an ass for laughing :(
     
  20. Strange Registered

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  21. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Dammit, add a poll.

    What does he taste like?

    Option 1: Chicken
    2: Ham
    3: Turkey
    4: Sweat
    5: Grapefruit Juice
     
  22. Admiral_N8 I Look Like THOR

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    Option 6: A Slice of Fried Gold
     
  24. FunBobPants Registered

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    add the poll, Strange!
     
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