Worlds Largest man

DOG LIPS said:
Dammit, add a poll.

What does he taste like?

Option 1: Chicken
2: Ham
3: Turkey
4: Sweat
5: Grapefruit Juice


As you wish.
 
If he does slim down he'll have a lot of extra skin. Gross.
 
Damn, just kill him I say. Honestly, who the hell wants to live like that? Even after the operation they say he will maybe weight close to 330 lbs AFTER TWO YEARS. And thats maybe. **** it, just kill him.
 
kypade said:
Um, 1200 lb is more than a half ton. :confused.

PS, what's that thing in front? :/
oh he is 550 kg...d'uh of course, I thought that was pounds.
 
so what is the big penis-looking thing in front of him
 
I just want to know how he takes a dump and what he uses to wipe with? maybe he uses his bed sheets.
 
Strange said:
I just want to know how he takes a dump and what he uses to wipe with? maybe he uses his bed sheets.
He uses a toggle...you know what dirty centaurs use.
 
boyscouT said:
lol DL we voted for the same things...

except I added gold.
:D

I wasn't too sure about the gold. :(
 
Conan made a joke about how he fells bad for the passenger of the plane, that has to sit next to this guy on his way to Spain. That also ryhmed?!?! I need to have a day where I only speak entirely in rhyme.
 
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Don'tcha call me pudgy, porky or stout 'cause I'll tell you once again - Who's Fat?
 
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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!
 
that guy looks like the "Mr Bouncy Bounce" we rented for my
nephews highschool graduation party.
 
Is that the hype page I saw on his monitor
 
Turbo laxatives might help
 
How is death not a better option that surgery for that guy?
 

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