Worst Pizza

Worst Pizza

  • Pizza Hut

  • Papa Johns

  • Dominos

  • Little Caesars


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Oh, the pickiest eaters in here don't like deep dish. What a shocker....

"Picky eaters" reminds me of other dismissive labels like "pretentious filmgoers" that are generally applied to people who just happen to have better taste.

Sure, I am a picky eater. I don't like crappy pizza. :o
 
The worst pizza is all of the $1 pizzerias that have bombarded Manhattan
they are by far the worst, yes even worst than any pizza chain restaurant

I actually agree with this. If you want good pizza in NYC don't settle for the $1 slices unless you're extremely drunk and/or broke.
 
What ever franchise you think is the worst is nothing in comparison to the Satan's vomit on dough that is the pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's. The mascot is a freaking Rat, people. A Rat.
 
I've generally found that most pizza intended for children is pure s***. You can get away with it, because they've probably never had the good stuff. Cheap ass cheese, cheap ass bread, pizza sauce that is pretty much ketchup, the whole thing. Awful.
 
This is a regional place, but I had a "pizza" once at a place called Austin Avenue...and by "pizza," I mean a mound of cheese and sauce on semi-cooked dough without being spread out.

It was hands down the most horrible resemblance of pizza I'd ever had...to the point that even the frozen selections or lesser chains instantaneously became more bearable at least on some level.

Of the frozen selection, I think the biggest determining factor is preparation and how one is cooked. There have been plenty of times where I've miraculously managed to cook a Tombstone just right and it's been pretty decent. On the other hand, I'd say DiGiornio is the weakest link in that chain...whenever I've cooked one of those, it's come out really doughy. When you pick up a slice and it just droops into a downward angle? Ugh.

But to the poll at hand, from personal experience, I'd give the win to Little Ceaser's. Now I'm currently in college...so to be fair, when you're hungry for pizza and only have 5 bucks to go on, you'll take what you can get and in those instances, the Hot-N-Ready is tolerable. But of those four, that would definitely be a last resort. I'd go with Dominos out of all of them.

What's funny though is that sometimes, the specialty pizzas our on-campus dining hall will have absolutely rock from out of nowhere. Now they do the typical pepperoni and cheese everyday...but I'm talking when we get BBQ chicken pizza or Margherita pizza.

I really want to travel to New York or Chicago once I graduate and a big part of that are the respective pizza options haha. Some actual, genuine deep dish AND a place like the original Ray's both sound so enticing.
 
It like Pizza Wars all over again.

When it comes to frozen, I usually get Home Run Inn.
 
The real worst pizza is that POS every Chinese buffet has to put in the corner just for someone who wants a slice at a Chinese place.
 
Pizza hut is the worst chain to me by far.

Unrelated, tanin your avatar is creepy as hell.
 
The real worst pizza is that POS every Chinese buffet has to put in the corner just for someone who wants a slice at a Chinese place.


That's actually a traditional Cantonese dish called zhao pei lai.

It translates roughly into English as, "Really? Really?".
 
Little Caesar's easily. But I love their bread.
 
Really, what frozen pizza should I get that NYC has? :hehe:
 
Really, what frozen pizza should I get that NYC has? :hehe:



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CHICAGO CHEF: Nothing beats my deep-dish pizza, made with sausage directly from my own smoker.

NEW YORK CHEF: Nothing beats my authentic Neapolitan thin-crust pizza, made with fresh tomatoes and my hand-made mozzarella.

CALIFORNIA CHEF: Nothing beats my West Coast fusion pizza, which is actually a deconstructed Japanese maki roll, with macrobiotic kale in place of seaweed and my own saffron aioli recipe instead of cheese.

**Cue sound of gunshots.**

CHICAGO CHEF: Now where were we?

NY CHEF: I was saying, nothing beats my authentic Neapolitan thin-crust pizza ...
 
Both NY and Chicago are great pizzas. Not sure if I've ever had any "California pizza"?
 
Man theres a place here called Pistol Petes's Pizza! that %^&*is the worst!! not even being drunk makes that taste better!
but outta the ones mention i would go with Domino's! that ^&*taste like the cardboard box it comes in with government cheese and watered down red tomato sauce!! %*& that!
 
Both NY and Chicago are great pizzas. Not sure if I've ever had any "California pizza"?


You've never had pizza until you've had it with avocado, goat cheese and a crab-and-cucumber foam. :woot:
 
There is great pizza pretty much everywhere.. you just have to know where to look. But it's always fun to tell my friends in Italy I'm ordering from Pizza Hut...
 
Anybody ever have Old Forge Pizza from Pennsyvania? No? Good. Because it's absolute sh**. :o
 
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