Darthphere
Kneel before 'Drox!
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2003
- Messages
- 83,612
- Reaction score
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- Points
- 58
I'll fly down to help you campaign.
"Ladies and gentleman, internet sensation Darthphere!!!"
*standing ovation*
"Thank you, thank you. I really appreciate it. Today isn't about me, it's about my good friend Norm. He has watched as the public education system has been destroyed from within. He stood up to the school board when everyone else did nothing. Forget about age, forget about experience, Norman has heart and character no other candidate can ever claim. He genuinely cares about our educational system, he cares about the future of our children. On election day, make the right choice for our children's lives, make the right choice for the future, Vote for Norm for a better tomorrow. Thank you!"
*band plays*
*Norm and I shake hands, man-hug*
*Get drunk*
"Ladies and gentleman, internet sensation Darthphere!!!"
*standing ovation*
"Thank you, thank you. I really appreciate it. Today isn't about me, it's about my good friend Norm. He has watched as the public education system has been destroyed from within. He stood up to the school board when everyone else did nothing. Forget about age, forget about experience, Norman has heart and character no other candidate can ever claim. He genuinely cares about our educational system, he cares about the future of our children. On election day, make the right choice for our children's lives, make the right choice for the future, Vote for Norm for a better tomorrow. Thank you!"
*band plays*
*Norm and I shake hands, man-hug*
*Get drunk*