Would You Rather...?

[FrozenBanana00]

Eat.

WYR know how to pilot a plane or drive a tank?

 

[Sensi]

pilot a plane

WYR fake a laugh or a cough

 

[Superwoman Prime]

A cough.

WYR tic, tac, or toe?

 

[Sensi]

tac

WYR Hip to the hop or Hop with a sore hip

 

[Roadkill]

Don't want to do squat on a sore hip so guess I'll choose the other option.

WYR have coconut on pepperoni pizza or mustard on a chocolate brownie.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Coconut on a pepperoni pizza. The other option if effing EWWW.

WYR drink a big okra smoothie or eat a can of beets?

 

[Roadkill]

can of beets

WYR live in Narnia or Westeros?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Probably Narnia, because I'm a pansy.

WYR live in the Harry Potter universe or Middle Earth?

 

[Roadkill]

Assuming I'm a wizard and not a muggle, Harry Potter.

WYR be a soldier in Forever War or Old Man's War?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Old Man's War. It's dangerous, but more rewarding and thrilling. Being a soldier in FW would just be a bleak experience through and through.

WYR sharpen a sword or clean a gun?

 

[Roadkill]

Probably sharpen a sword though I have no experience with either.

WYR be a normal guy in the DC or Marvel universe?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

You seemed to know far more about guns than I do.

Marvel

Image Comics or Dark Horse?

 

[Roadkill]

Pretty unfamiliar with both but read a number of issues of the Image comic Invincible at a library so I'll go with Image.

Hunger Games or Battle Royale?

 

[Brownbear]

Hunger Games

Strip tease from Rhianna or Strip tease from Chloe Bennett

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Neither.

Desert or forest?

 

[Roadkill]

forest

Jet Jaguar or Ultraman?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Ultraman, though I know next to nothing about either.

WYR take a nap or go for a scenic drive?

 

[Roadkill]

Assuming that I haven't been on this scenic drive a zillion times, then the drive.

WYR see a movie in a theater or at home on a nice HD TV?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

@home

WYR go outside and stargaze, or stay inside and stare at the ceiling?

 

[Roadkill]

Assuming I was actually somewhere where stars were visible, stargaze.

WYR fight a zombie with a mop or a T-Rex with .22 rifle?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Zombie with a mop. I'd die in the other option.

WYR wrestle with three zombies or play some version of 'chicken' with a T-Rex?

 

[Roadkill]

Depends. If my version of chicken involves me driving an M1 Abrams, then I'll take chicken. Probably do it even if I'm driving a car, though I will definitely be the chicken in this scenario. If my only option is to run straight at a T-Rex like a moron then I will grudgingly take the zombies.

WYR live in the African nation of your choice or Latin America?

 

[Killer]

Assuming I was actually somewhere where stars were visible, stargaze.

WYR fight a zombie with a mop or a T-Rex with .22 rifle?

Zombie, obviously.

 

[X-Woman]

WYR live in the African nation of your choice or Latin America?

Latin America. I've always wanted to go to Argentina. (Though Africa has some cool exotic locales, too.)

WYR be rich with no friends, or poor with a whole lot of friends?

 

[WolfCypher]

Rich with no friends.

Would you rather Family Guy or South Park?