Would You Rather...?

[Raiden]

The Joker, so I can die with a smile on my face instead of being eaten.

Would you rather choose Gwen Stacy or Mary Jane Watson if you were Peter Parker?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

Mary Jane Watson. When in doubt, always go with the supermodel.

Would you rather piss beer or crap chocolate?

 

[Raiden]

Piss beer. At least it doesn't sound as nasty as the other option.

Would you rather have a secret identity as a superhero or without?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

I think it would be more fun to have a secret identity, and it would give you more of an ability to have some down time.

Would you rather drink a bottle of hot sauce or eat a container's worth of margarine?

 

[greenrage36]

Heh..I've already done the hot sauce bottle deal..and I could probably do it again..so BRING IT!



Would you rather have a year's supply of:

Candy Canes?

or

Christmas Fudge?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I'd like a years supply of Christmas Fudge.

Would you rather be a superhero or a supervillian?

 

[greenrage36]

I'd rather be the superhero......who is really the supervillian in disguise, mwahahaha!!!!!


Would you rather have a party hat or a noise maker?

 

[Marx]

Party hat.


Would you rather be happy or be wealthy?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I'd like to be wealthy.

Would you like to go on vacation with Clark Griswald or Pee Wee Herman?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

Clark Griswold. Aside from being far less annoying, apparently random supermodels will follow us around the country.

Would you rather be beaten to a pulp by a goon with brass knuckles, or watch an hour-long video of your parents having sex?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I'd rather watch my parents having sex.I don't want to die.

Would you rather be a clown or a ninja?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

(You wouldn't have died, you would only have been beaten to a pulp.)

Ninja all the way. Who the hell wants to be a clown? They freak me out.

Would you rather be one of the dancing prisoners in Elvis Presley's iconic "Jailhouse Rock" performance, or one of the dancing zombies in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video?

 

[SuperZer0]

Dancing zombies in Michael Jackson's Thriller video, because it would be cool to play a zombie with makeup on, chasing the hell out of the girl playing Michael Jackson's movie date. Not that I'm like that in real life (i.e. the creepy girl chaser)

Would you rather die from a shark attack, or die from a crocodile attack?

 

[HisMagicTrick]

Crocodile attack. I think sharks are probably the scariest animal, so I'd hate to be killed by one.

Would you rather be Batman or Superman?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Superman so I can be indestructable.

Would you rather be Aquaman or Green Lantern?

 

[greenrage36]

Green Lantern - I have a pretty decent imagination so I would put that power ring to work and then some!


Would you rather be Machine Man or Metallo?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

Metallo. I'd rather be human in some way than have been an android all my "life".

Would you rather be a wandering minstrel in Europe during the Middle Ages or a poor folk singer riding the rails across America during the Great Depression?

 

[greenrage36]

wandering minstrel in Europe...I prefer their music more..



Would you rather be stuck in a gunfight in the ol' west

or

stuck in a sword fight back in feudal Japan?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

I guess a sword fight in feudal Japan, because there's more chance I'll survive.

Would you rather listen to blues or country music?

 

[Sensi]

country music because i like the lyrics.

Would you rather live in Australia or Canada?

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

I already live in Canada, and I'm perfectly happy here.

Would you rather have a third-class ticket on the Titanic or a first-class ticket on the Hindenberg?

 

[Sensi]

first-class ticket on the Hindenberg because i would rather flyWould you rather be called a whimp or a jerk?

 

[Vengeance]

Whimp I guess

Would you rather be called smoking hot or sexylicious

 

[Sensi]

smoking sexylicious haha it's funny


Would you rather be called eye candy or sugar lips

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

Eye candy. It encompasses everything, whereas sugar lips would just mean I have nice lips.

Would you rather be a member of a group led by Achilles (from The Iliad) or Odysseus (from The Odyssey)?