Would You Rather...?

[Roadkill]

Ask questions

WYR spend 4 years as a member of the 101st Airborne Division or 10 years as an accountant with Ernst and Young?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

101st. I can bravely liberate some people in a country somewhere and be a hero.

WYR ask weird questions like Roadkill, or be super like Prime?

 

[Roadkill]

I don't know, what are the benefits to being Prime other than an unfortunate addiction to metal groups?

WYR be a Comcast service technician or a CVS pharmacist?

 

[Raelis Shae]

CVS pharmacist. I like giving people medication. t:

Would you rather work from home or work at a big company with your own office and assistant?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

@Roadkill: They can put that one-liner in the trailer to "Roadkill Begins". Which will never exist.

Pharmacist. Those techs sometimes must go to strange places around the house and yard, and aren't to be envied in the heat of summer.

@Rae: Work from home.

WYR watch daytime television or stare at a wall?

 

[Raelis Shae]

Stare at the wall. The other choice will likely fry my brain.

Would you rather watch Conan O'brien or Jimmy Kimmel?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Conan. He's wacky-funny.

WYR put together a picture puzzle or play sudoku?

 

[Raelis Shae]

Sudoku.

Would you rather ask someone for food or borrow money?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Ask someone for food. They're likelier to assent. I know from experience.

WYR drink alcoholic or non-alcoholic beer right now?

 

[Raelis Shae]

Alcoholic beer. Non-alcoholic drinks seem to defeat their purpose.

Would you rather drink poor beer or poor wine?

 

[Roadkill]

Poor wine (I drink it so seldomly that I probably couldn't tell the difference.)

WYR drink a whiskey sour or a Long Island ice tea?

 

[Raelis Shae]

Long island ice tea.

Would you rather buy a second hand item from a friend or a stranger?

 

[FrozenBanana00]

A friend

Would you rather be a character in a video game or a comic?

 

[Roadkill]

comic

WYR be a character in a fantasy novel or SF?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SF. Aleister Reynold's House of Suns seems a good place to start. I want to be wealthy man who explores space for thousands of years at a time.

WYR encounter a random Lovecraftian cosmic being, or an F5 tornado?

 

[Roadkill]

F5 tornado. You might get lucky and survive the tornado. Death or worse is a near certainty with the Lovecraft critter.

WYR live on the planet Arrakis or on Pyrrus?

 

[Raelis Shae]

Pyrrus

Would you rather pass gas on a date or pee in your pants in a party?

 

[Roadkill]

Pass gas

WYR use an online dating service or go to a singles bar?

 

[WolfCypher]

Bar. Liquor is there.

Would you rather watch Netflix or Hulu?

 

[Raelis Shae]

Bar.

Would you rather live on bread and water all your life or eat ten cockroaches?

 

[Roadkill]

To WolfCypher: Netflix (especially with new slate of Marvel shows coming up)

To Raelis: very grudgingly cockroaches

WYR be an elite gymnast or a concert level pianist?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Pianist.

WYR interview Mark Jansen of Epica, Christofer Johnsson of Therion, or Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation?

 

[SuperZer0]

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation

Would you rather go for dinner, or play here in the Diner?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

(You people and your Within Temptation, geez)

The Diner. I had a big Labor Day feast and now I need to watch my diet again. I'm a delicate flower.

WYR be a delicate flower like Prime or a muscle-bound juggernaut?

 

[Roadkill]

muscle-bound juggernaut

WYR fawn over an obscure band like Epica or listen to a real band like Metallica? t: