I've seen this thread in other forums and tough it could be fun. It's simple: Let's write dialogues for the movie. You can use any character that's actually in it, and have from. From one-liners to full conversations. Everything is valid. I'll start with something proposed in the 1° movie: STARSCREAM: "When I'm done with you, Megatron, you'll be lucky if you have enough pieces to transform into a machine gun!"