Revenge of the Fallen Write dialogues for the movie.

[Shivsguy616]

Optimus: I have seen what I have to become to stop bots like him... JETFIRE COMBINE!!

Fallen: Wanna know how I got these burn scars?

Jetfire: Some bots just want to see the world melt...

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Serious dialog....

Mikela: Tell me the story...
Optimus: Are you sure? I think it would bore you to tears

Mikela: No... I think I need a deeper understanding of things...
Optimus: A long time ago. Even before our creation. There existed a being of pure energy known as Primus. However, his life force was fading and so, to carry on his legacy he created thirteen mechanical creatures. The first Transformers. The Primes.

Mikela: Prime? Wait that means....
Optimus: Yes and no. I was never a part of those original thirteen but I am a descendant. As his last act, Primus transfered the remainder of his power into a device known as the Matrix of Leadership and granted it to the bravest of the thirteen. However, one of them was a traitor. The Fallen. His will was twisted and corrupted by a great evil, an old nemesis of Primus. He stole the Matrix and disappeared....

Mikela: That's kind of grim... Fallen sounds an awful lot like Judas from the Bible.... *laughs* Does that make you our savior, Jesus?...
Optimus: *smiles* We can only hope...

What's with the bible refrences?

 

[Geekgirl]

Someone just spotted the parallels. Just as there are people who read "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" just for the allusions.

 

[Geekgirl]

Megatron: I have come back to life!

New Egyptian Guy in Night at the Museum 2: He stole my line.

(Megatron crushes annoying human underfoot)


[stupid, but kind of funny]

 

[protocida]

I'd laugh of it.

 

[Geekgirl]

Starscream: Now that you have returned to life and regained control of the Decepticons from me, what are you going to do now?

Megatron: I'm going to destroy the Autobots, and then I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

 

[LightningFlash]

If Prime is the savior....then someone should do some dialogue with comparing Prime to Obama, haha.

 

[Geekgirl]

Barricade: Last time I tried to get near that boy, that stupid Autobot attacked me.

Megatron: He can't have a car at college, so he is defenseless.

Barricade: Got to love stupid rules. Educational centers can be so dumb.

 

[Geekgirl]

Alice: Come here, Sam. Forget about Mikaela and kiss me.

Sam: No...no...(starts kissing her)

(Giant metal tentacle appears out of Alice and wraps him up like a cocoon)

Sam: NO! NO! NO! NO!

(Mikaela shows up, kills Alice with a flamethrower and a hot-wired car.)

Sam: Thanks Mikaela.

Mikaela: Cheater! (Turns flamethrower on Sam)

 

[protocida]

Jetfire: Damn kids! Get of my yard!

 

[LightningFlash]

Starscream: My Lord, our guns are not that powerful this time around. We can't even kill one Autobot!!!!

Megatron: Silence now!!! Let me think...*thinks of how powerful he would be if he transformed into a gun* MUAHAHAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT!!!! Starscream! I have a plan!!

 

[The-HYPE]

Optimus: Autobots - stop them!

Ironhide: You freak Megatron, I thought we dispose of you already.

 

[Geekgirl]

Megatron: No, some puny human did. This time, try to do it right. Or, better yet, you all must die in my place.

Starscream: (muttering to himself) Someone kill that guy off so I can be in charge again, please.

 

[The-HYPE]

Soundwave: I heard that Scream!

Starscream: Mind your own business!

Soundwave: I am, i'ts my business. I am number 2 if Megatron is dead. Didn't you get the Decepticon memo?

 

[Geekgirl]

Starscream: No, you are too mindlessly loyal to that loser. You wouldn't be able to function unless someone bossed you around and you had someone to kiss up too!

(Megatron blasts Starscream and then rips off arm)

Megatron: I prefer blind loyalty to no loyalty, Starscream. Consider this a pink slip.

 

[Geekgirl]

Starscream: What about you? You're the Fallen's flunkie now. How much loyalty do you have towards him?

Megatron: Only as much needed to get what I want. If he does not give me what I want, I'll leave him to die. And I'll leave you with him.

 

[protocida]

Ravage: I'm hungry.

 

[Geekgirl]

Ironhide: Here Kitty, kitty, kitty.

 

[protocida]

Megatron: Soundwave... Release Ravage!

Ironhide: Oh, *****...

 

[Geekgirl]

Mudflap: (jumps on Ravage) Ride em cowboy!

(Devastator sucks up both transformers)

Soundwave:...

 

[protocida]

Soundwave:...

Barricade: I'm hungry too.

 

[Geekgirl]

Lennox: Die!! Die!! ...Wait, weren't you already dead?

Barricade: No, only slightly smashed. Blackout was the dead one. He's back to.

Blackout: Hi. Your turn to die this time.

 

[Geekgirl]

Sam: Wait, you're living with your mother?

Simmons: No, she is living with me. There's a difference.

Mikaela: Yeah, she pays you rent. Honestly, are you that strapped for cash without Sector Seven?

Simmons: No, I have a paying job with good hours.

Sam: Dude, you work at your mom's deli. You are sad.

Simmons: Who's sadder: the guy whose mother lives with him or the ex-hero who needs the help of the guy whose mother lives with him?

Mikaela: The difference is the guy who lives with his mother doesn't get a girlfriend or save the world.

Sam: If you help, I'll make sure you get some credit this time around. And I'll ask Bumblebee not to squash you for capturing and torturing him last time we met.

Mikaela: (whispering to Sam) So, you plan to ask the twins to squash him, don't you?

Sam: (whispering back) Oh yeah.

 

[protocida]

I can see that in the movie.

 

[Geekgirl]

Jetfire: Back in my days, a young bot respected his elders...(trails off and starts snoring)

 

[Geekgirl]

Sam: Uh... is he alright?

Mikaela: I think he just fell asleep. (Raises voice) Hey, wake up!

Jetfire: What! Oh, you guys. Yes, I was going to tell you... Zzzz...