Revenge of the Fallen Write dialogues for the movie.

[Frank Noir]

MEGATRON: Jetfire, you betrayed us. For that, you will die, old man. Starscream! Get him!

(STARSCREAM fights JETFIRE while MEGATRON battles OPTIMUS PRIME)

MEGATRON: This time the boy isn't here to save you. And I'm even stronger than the last time.

OPTIMUS PRIME: I've been modified as well, Megatron. (shoots out his two swords and aims his new cannons at his foe)

(after a spectacular fight THE FALLEN suddenly appears out of thin air. He kills MEGATRON fairly easy and STARSCREAM manages to escape. OPTIMUS and a dying JETFIRE combine to bring down THE FALLEN before he brings down Earth)

 

[Rain]

Starsrceam: You ever dance with the Fallen by the pale moon light ?

 

[Geekgirl]

Megatron: Yes, and he says not to trust you. (kills Starscream and offers head to Fallen)

 

[protocida]

Starsrceam: You ever dance with the Fallen by the pale moon light ?

Megatron: Yeah. He told you're gay!

 

[TheDreamMaster]

At some point in time, the twins broke old man Jetfire's window and were forced to spend the day with him...

Jetifre (to the twins): Ah come on you youn ones. We're going to go have a snack.

Twins: A snack?? I hope it's Strawberried Peanut Butter M & Ms.

Jetfire: Ah, here we go. Cream Cheese and prunes.

Twins: ?????

Later....

Bumblebee: Skids, Mudflap, the Decepticons are back. will you join us?

Twins: Sorry...but we're eating Cream Cheese and prunes with Jetfire.

BumbleBee: Oooooook????

 

[shigsy2003]

Sam: this isn't my war

Optimus: Well you whiney little bi**h if you hadn't stupidly taken that piece of the Allspark with you, your LSD like illusions would not be occuring.

Sam:... Yeah well if you were not such a big pansy you wouldn't have needed my help to kill Megatron.

Optimus: Why you little motherf***** (raises foot over Sam)

Sam: No no no no no no no (SPLAT)

Optimus: good riddance

 

[Geekgirl]

Ratchet: Why don't I have that much footage leaked out yet?

Sam: Cause no one cares about the old bots from the last movie unless their names are Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, or possibly Megatron.

(Ironhide raises cannons menacingly): They will care about me.

 

[DemonicFoil]

Soundwave: Soundwave superior, screen time inferior.

 

[Geekgirl]

Ratchet: Why don't I have that much footage leaked out yet?

Sam: Cause no one cares about the old bots from the last movie unless their names are Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, or possibly Megatron.

(Ironhide raises cannons menacingly): They will care about me.

Starscream: Doesn't anyone care about me?

Soundwave: Starscream inferior

Starscream: Come on, I'm the guy who always tries to betray Megatron.

Megatron: I know (blasts Starscream)

 

[Rain]

Sam: Megatron wants something in my no-no

Optimus:

 

[TwoFace12]

Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
Optimus Prime-One Shall Stand and One Shall Fall
The Fallen-I have already fallen once, Prime! Now its your turn to fall!
Megatron-Why do you always have to keep saving these insignificant beings?
Sam-No no no no no no no no no no no no
*Megatron blows up a car for no reason then gasoline begins to leak from a tanker and Mikeala shoots at it trying to aim for the fallen and accidentally ignites the gasoline and even more cars explode and the explosion causes Mikela's top to burn off and she runs around in slow motion in a 360 degree angle with only a bra and tight jean shorts on while more and more cars, helicopters, and other random things blow up as Autobots and Decepticons fight*
Mikeala-Damn, thats hot...
Sam-NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Tim Burton's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
Optimus Prime-I am your son along with Megatron, The Fallen. The reason why you can't accept us as your sons is the reason why you have ignited us into this war that has killed many.
The Fallen-I have played everyone like a harp from hell!
Megatron-Filthy freak, I will kill you and drink your blood!
Sam-I'm only a virgin!
*Mikeala shows up in bloody clothes holding the heads of Sam's parents*
Mikeala-Be gentle its my first time.
*Sam and Mikeala have sex in weird fashion as the Decepticons and Autobots fight/dance to weird gothic music*
Optimus Prime-Even though I am a robot, I feel human, yet the humans cannot accept me.
Megatron-That is why we fight the humans. They cast us out. They branded us as freaks!
Optimus Prime-I AM NOT A FREAK!
*Optimus Prme kills Meagatron in bloody and disturbing fashion and drinks his blood*

Joel Schumacher's Transformers: Revenge of the FAllen
Optimus Prime-Bumblebee, my trusted buddy, fly over to me!
*Bumblebee flies over to Optimus Prime spewing neon pink smoke*
Bumblebee-Hayyyyy there bad guys. We're gonna grind you into used car parts!
The Fallen-Holy rusted metal Megatron! My nipples are made of lava!
Megatron-Why are there statues of naked men all around the world?
Optimus Prime-Decepticons, we are gonna teach you a lesson by not killing you but by dance fighting and giving lectures that make no sense! Autobots, activate your nipple power!
Bumblebee-Lets see if I can try to find the radio station "One hundred five point JUSTICE!"
Sam-My god the Transformers are homosexual?!
*The Transformers all have an orgy in pink and green neon lights and smoke as it appears to be but they are really fighting!*
Mikeala-Hey how come I am hardly in this movie? I'm supposed to be sex appeal to guys...hellooooo!
Sam-This is a Joel Schumacher movie, in fact he tried to have me written for Perez Hilton.