THEN, AN EXPLOSION TAKES OVER THE SCREEN. WERE IN:
EXT. BATTLEFIELD NIGHT
A war zone; buildings are in ruins, flames spring up from all around and in the darkness, we spot two familiar figures; ROGUE and PETER RASPUTIN (COLOSSUS).
ROGUE
Its getting closer! We wont make it!
PETER
Quit the chat, Rogue, and keep your head down!
They come across a building.
PETER
Stop here for a second.
He steps behind whats left of the stone wall; he pulls Rogue beside him.
ROGUE
But I thought you said-
PETER
Ssh!
ROGUE
[Under her breath] I think I preferred it when you didnt say anything.
Peter presses a finger to his lips, reminding her to ssh. Rogue rolls her eyes.
A few moments pass.
ROGUE
When youve quite finished-
She steps out, but suddenly a spray of LASERS rains down to greet her!
PETER
Rogue!
He grabs her skin, allowing her to absorb his mutant power. Instantly, they both metal up, and the lasers simply bounce right off them.
Rogue whips her glove back on.
ROGUE
[Slightly embarrassed] Thanks.
He just smiles, and moves on. She follows.
EXT. BATTLEFIELD ELSEWHERE
BOBBY DRAKE (ICEMAN) and KITTY PRYDE (SHADOWCAT) creep across the battlefield elsewhere.
KITTY
Where are they?
BOBBY
I dont know. They could be-
He looks up to see TWO ROCKETS soaring down through the air
aimed for Kitty!
BOBBY (contd)
Kitty!
He raises his hands, and unleashes a jet of ice. They freeze, and fall to the ground with a thud.
He turns back; smiles, evidently impressed with himself.
BOBBY
I got your back.
Kitty grins back, but suddenly her expression changes when she sees a third rocket launching for Bobby.
KITTY
Now watch your own!
She grabs hold of him, as the rocket phases through, exploding harmlessly elsewhere.
BOBBY
Thanks, Kitty.
Then, over the hill, Rogue and Peter appear. Peter heads on, but Rogue stops for a moment, when she notices Bobby and Kitty
in each others arms.
EXT. ELSEWHERE DESTROYED BUILDING
African Goddess ORORO MUNROE (STORM) sweeps down from the night sky, her cape billowing, as she lands softly on the upper level of a destroyed building.
LOGAN (O.S.)
The whole worlds going to hell and youre just gonna sit there?
STORM
Logan? What are you-?
She watches as LOGAN lights up a cigarette.
STORM (contd)
Never mind. [Beat] Either keep your mouth shut or keep out of danger! I havent got time for your dramatics.
She flies off. Logan stares, bewildered, after her. He mouths dramatics?
EXT. ELSEWHERE OPEN SPACE
Rogue, Colossus, Kitty and Bobby are waiting. Storm flies down to meet them.
STORM
Good, you all made it.
LOGAN (O.S.)
Youre one man down.
Logan strides up to them, cigar in hand.
STORM
Logan, you werent here for the briefing. So dont start trouble.
Suddenly a pair of EYES shines down from the darkness, revealing the X-Men in a beam of white light.
PETER
Everybody move!
Kitty leaps at Bobby, and phases them into the ground as a lamppost is thrown their way.
STORM
Logan!
LOGAN
Oh what now? Am I breathing too loudly for you?
She leaps at him, gliding them to safety as a car drops in the spot where they just were.
LOGAN (contd)
[Annoyed] That was my last cigar.
He strides out back into the open space.
STORM
Logan! [He doesnt answer; under her breath] Dramatics.
As Logan walks out boldly, a nearby bus explodes in a fiery display of energy!
ROGUE
Its getting closer!
STORM
We have to keep moving!
Logan raises a hand, and extends his ADAMANTIUM CLAWS! He calls over to Peter.
LOGAN
Tin man, get over here.
He strides over.
LOGAN (contd)
Throw me.
PETER
What?
STORM
Logan, we work as a team!
LOGAN
Yeah, good luck with that. [To Peter] Throw me!
PETER
I-
LOGAN
Fastball! Now!
STORM
Damnit, Logan!
Peter sighs, and metals up; he grabs Logan, and launches him into the air. With a primal roar, Logan soars into the darkness.
A few seconds pass; then suddenly a MASSIVE ROBOTIC HEAD slams into the ground. Logan steps out from it, withdrawing his claws.
LOGAN
Class dismissed.
Storm shakes her head, rips her gloves offs and turns on her heel.
VOICE
Simulation complete.
At once, the battlefield, the fires, the ruined buildings all dissolve
and we see the familiar walls of the:
INT. DANGER ROOM DAY
The X-Men stride out.
LOGAN
Colossus, nice throw.
PETER
Any time.
INT. SUBBASEMENT CORRIDOR
They step out into the cool, crisp corridor of the Institutes subbasement. Storm rips off her gloves, furiously.
LOGAN
You still on edge?
STORM
What the hell was that, Logan?!
LOGAN
Danger Room session.
STORM
You know what I mean.
Bobby, Rogue, Kitty and Peter slip past them, quietly.
LOGAN
Oh, lighten up, Storm-
STORM
You cant just change the rules when you feel like it. Im trying to teach them something.
LOGAN
I wasnt doing that for my health either, you know.
STORM
It was a defensive exercise.
LOGAN
Well, the best defence is a good offence. Or is it the other way around?
STORM
This isnt a game, Logan.
LOGAN
Yeah? You sure fooled me.
STORM
If you plan on sticking around this time, then youve got to work with us.
LOGAN
Maybe Im just not up for playing superheroes right now.
He strides off. Storm glares irately as he does.