BvS You Know You're Excited for 'BvS' When.....

It's likely the slow-motion giving you that impression.

 

You're listening to the OST very loud in complete darkness.

 

From the director of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen...

Pain and Gain...

and Pearl Harbor...

Comes the true story...

You were never told.
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13 MINUTES
THE SUPER SOLDIER OF METROPOLIS

When everything went wrong
One man had the courage to do what's right.

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When the bats you got rid of last year come back to your house, but you don't care because it makes you feel like batman!

 

When your girlfriend tells you its that time of the month and you say, "DO YOU BLEED?"

 

You keep dreaming about it...
I've lost count if the BvS dreams I've had.

I dreamt about the film and the plot was that Superman was pissed because Batman didn't invite him to the coast so he kept calling Bruce Batman in public.

An other was a dream about Ben Affleck coming to stay with me I could have asked him about BvS but all I did was tell him how much I loved Surviving Christmas but he just wouldn't believe me.

 

When you walk in on your cat using the litter box and say "...Bury it. Consider this mercy."

 

You accidentally call you girlfriend Gal after doing it...


or Ben...jk

 

t:

 

Cheeky

 

- Despite seeing the movie poster almost every day, you still feel the need to stop, stare and contemplate what the movie will be like.

- A little ray of light grows inside you when you spot a new location of said poster.

- You obsess over when is the 'right' time to re-watch MoS before seeing BvS.

- You're glad WB will release no more trailers. But if they changed their minds and released another, you'd watch it in a heartbeat.

- You're seeing it in your country's biggest IMAX screen.

- You're posting in this thread, just to re-affirm your excitement

 

Im literally saying " Do you bleed " and " Stay down, if i wanted it, you would be dead already." Ive said it at work,driving to and from work.while shopping. Ive even purposefully gone out in the rain just to react some of the fight clips ive seen. I stare at my trinity canvas, batman canvas . It needs to stop (crying in corner)

 

You think about texting your mate with his own any days are left but decided against it cause you don't wanna be too geeky. Then he texts you saying how many days are left t:

 

I come to these forums everyday.

 

When you run over a unicycle-riding hipster with your car and as he's lying there on the ground moaning in pain, you scream: "STAY DOWN! IF I WANTED IT, YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!"

 

When you read parody Radioactive Man (Simpsons) comics, something that is the clichés and tropes of Batman, Superman and other classic comic book stuff put together, and you figure "What that parodies, in its raw state, that's what the upcoming BVS is." And that thought feels fun.

 

You've been trying to ignore the run up to the film in an effort to shield yourself from any monumental disappointment, and have been telling people you don't feel the 'buzz' yet... but when it comes to deciding when to see it, you book too days off work so you can go to the midnight screening completely well rested and then spend the next day seeing it a couple more times.

 

When you buy the Batman and Superman cereals every week.



Cut to the logos on the front and think... these would have been handy when I was 4!

...and then proceed to stick them on your wall above your BvS posters.

 

When you check the boards daily for new info but click out quickly if the new info looks too spoilerish.

 

When you start crying at your desk, because WB let you switch your advanced screening to a theater closer to your home, rather than the one you originally went to that was 6 hours away. Thank you based WB!

 

I was trying to kill a bug(it was a wasp),but it was still moving. I said to it stay down.

 

when I feel nervous in my stomach!

 

Because some of that is CGI'ed in. Remember, Affleck was not wearing all that gear so that he could be more mobile. I would even bet that the superimposed Batman over the face jerking Superman. Sill look sweet though - and I'm for #TeamSupes.

 

Yaaaaaaayy HD is back! How ya been, girl?