Transformers YOUR BIGGEST WTF moments, including Plotholes,etc,etc of the TF movie THREAD!

1. Giant Robots sneaking around don't make noise despite them being huge 5 ton machines.

2. Why were the decepticons speaking English when they could communicate in their native tounge. It was fine until they reached Megatron who felt it was necessary to tell all the labrats who were poking him that he was Megatron. I am Megatron was cool but I am sure there has got to be a better thing to say

3. A cell phone in the middle east can call the pentagon. Do you guys think I could reach the pentagon?

4. that thing with the glasses man they just didn't care they turned huge!

5. I did not want to drink Mountain Dew after that product placement

6. Why were they all pissed, despite being activated and been given life they were angry with the world. I have seen baby ducks after they hatch eat their mother (not really but that would be something)

7. how come the glass on BB didn't break. I am talking about those little wing things he had sorry that just bugged me

8. Shia la buff and Fox just doing it on BB and all the autobots were just cool with it. technically BB was in a three way.

9. whenever Optimus Prime would say "PUT THE CUBE IN MY CHEST" or something to that effect i was trying not to laugh at how funny it sounded

10. The same as nine, when Shia explained the whole situation just it was so unrealistic it just didn't work

I have more but these are what I can think of right now
 
My WTF moment was when they showed sam's room. not a big deal but his room was ****ing weird. I just thought a pretty wealthy kid like that would have a nice room not a ****ty one.
 
omid17 said:
My WTF moment was when they showed sam's room. not a big deal but his room was ****ing weird. I just thought a pretty wealthy kid like that would have a nice room not a ****ty one.
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his family is wealthy but he isn't spoiled

big difference
 
why would he sell a precious family heir loom also. I dunno that stuff I would think is really valuable
 
OH and why was Shia all pissy when he found out Fox had a record.
 
my wtf moment that pissed me off was when shia through fox of her bike.
 
i hated this ****ing movie. i'm not gonna start a new thread though. I seriously feel dumber after sitting through that bull****. ...I'm so blown right now. Everyone I ran into tonight got an earfull of how much I ****ing hated this ****ty TINO piece of ****. Michael Bay can go **** himself with his bull**** excuses as to why he did this film the way he did it. Boy and his car. **** THAT.

Alright I can't take this. Here's just a list of things I hated.

1. The opening. I was waiting for the Armageddon title to come burning out of the earth.
2. Shia. His character was ****. He was ****. Seriously just watching him... I couldn't understand why the hell he was so uppity and hopped up on whatever he was on. It wasn't funny at all... more like... okay you want to be funny but it looks more like you're trying to pull off the worst Seinfeld impression. ever. In fast forward btw cause good god he could not just say a single word without rushing through it like Megatron was already shoving his talons up his ass.
3. Megan Fox/Shia's skin. I could see that the sun was out... I could also see what looked like 2nd degree burns all over their faces. That or someone had their elbow on the burn tool during post production and burned the hell out of those two ****ers.
4. Frenzy. I'm trying to do this chronologically but seriously... WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? DID BAY HAVE A ****ING MICHAEL BAY MIND FART BACK TO THE GREMLINS MOVIES? WHAT THE **** WAS SO HARD ABOUT A ROBOT THAT COULD BANG THE HELL OUT OF THE GROUND AND MAKE MINI-QUAKES? WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE? ****?!jrq#oitjgoij
5. Bumblebee = volkswagon bug. Camaro = CAMARO. bee. bug. get it?
6. ....Jazz. He made me think back to those videos they'd make you sit through during Health class or Sex Ed. The "hip" kids talking their "hip" talk.
7. THE CONSTANT RANDOM SLOW-MO that came in when people were either just walking around or driving or getting off a plane. .................
8. Oh and that ****ing girl. The analyst. With the accent. The jaw that looked like it was taken off of those YipYips from Sesame Street and attached to her face. ????????? I felt like just taking my phone and chucking it straight through her ****ing forehead. "CLWASSWIFIED!" *BAM*. *THUD*. *STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*.
9. "Lets take the allspark to the city!!!" ?!?!?!?!?!?! wtf???!?
10. WHERE THE **** ARE THE AUTOBOTS THIS ENTIRE TIME? WHY ARE THEY SO ****ING SLOW?
11. John Tuturro.
12. The dialogue. Every single bit of it.
13. BB being captured like a helpless ****ing furby. And Shia's ***** ass standing around crying like a little *****. AND WHAT THE **** IS OPTIMUS PRIME DOING HIDING UNDER A ****ING BRIDGE???? THIS ISN'T SAVED BY THE ****ING BELL AF9AWGUW9-UW0AW4UG.GJAEWIORPGJAWERIOGJWEAGOIWJA.
14. I at least thought their weapon blasts would look/sound cool. Looked like they were shooting nerf balls soaked in **** at each other. That or they'd shoot bullets at each other. THIS IS ****ING TRANSFORMERS???
15. The entire conclusion. Devastator/Bonecrusher...... ?!?!?!?! First off wtf is Devastator doing standing there firing like a pea shooter? TRANSFORM AND BLAST THE **** OUT OF THOSE MARINES. A human taking out a transformer? I seriously felt like ripping my eyes out and walking out of the theatre at that point.
16. IT GETS BETTER! OH.. no it doesn't. Cause Shia pulls another *****fied moment and starts bawling cause his itty bitty bumblebee bestwest fwend hut his wegs. WHERE THE **** IS OPTIMUS? WHY DON'T THESE ****ERS HELP EACH OTHER? WORST. AUTOBOTS. EVER. And don't even... Megan Fox... seriously someone give this girl a DUI and plant some pcp on her. The tow truck and the driving and the head on steering wheel crying like a random ass *****. WHATHATHAWHETWHGAWEIHTHCUCK****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??
17. That 2 minute long slow-mo moment where the sun is baking the **** out of Megan's face. ...........She's all yellow. Go ****ing call Coldplay.
18. The Soda Machine transformer. I say we take every can of mountain dew, kidnap Bay and chuck those ****s at his kneecaps for the next 500 years.
19. GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC!
20. That wasn't megatron.
21. That wasn't starscream.
22. That wasn't Transformers.
23. That was TINO.

I want my ****ing money back.

Oh yeah I just remembered. The Bad Boys 2 revolving camera moment. And the Independence Day morse code solution to no communications. and the.. and the.. and the ****ing movie sucked cock balls dead donkies. ****.
 
Its like learning of the different uses of the F word (above post)
 
Fanboys like you scare me.

Dude, chill...its just a movie.

:dry:
 
Oh nonono. See the thing is. I'm no fanboy. I don't own any 'action figures'. I had them as a kid cause my brother had them but no I'm no fanatic. I just really ****ing hate ****ty movies. I don't think Michael Bay ruined my childhood. My childhood wasn't Transformers. And no its not just a movie. Its a piece of ****. On screen.

and you're welcome. the guy above you. glad you learned something tonight.
 
Wow I think you just topped Blind_Fury's hatred :dry:
 
With a post like that one it's hard to believe that you're not a Fanboy/Fanatic.
 
Ya, it is hard to believe, especially when you say that was not megatron or starscream and so on and so forth
 
Soup said:
22. That wasn't Transformers.
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Amen.

It's kinda fitting the soundtrack's filled with posers, eh?? :wow:

Oh, and now that I remember... f****g up Optimus' "One shall stand, one shall fall" by turning it into long-winded speech and focusing on the f****ng kid??? NOT COOL.

Same goes for that 'Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost' hommage. Let's have him say the line while he's just *chatting* with no Decepticons within miles. Clever move, guys. :whatever:
 
Soup said:
i hated this ****ing movie. i'm not gonna start a new thread though. I seriously feel dumber after sitting through that bull****. ...I'm so blown right now. Everyone I ran into tonight got an earfull of how much I ****ing hated this ****ty TINO piece of ****. Michael Bay can go **** himself with his bull**** excuses as to why he did this film the way he did it. Boy and his car. **** THAT.

Alright I can't take this. Here's just a list of things I hated.

1. The opening. I was waiting for the Armageddon title to come burning out of the earth.
2. Shia. His character was ****. He was ****. Seriously just watching him... I couldn't understand why the hell he was so uppity and hopped up on whatever he was on. It wasn't funny at all... more like... okay you want to be funny but it looks more like you're trying to pull off the worst Seinfeld impression. ever. In fast forward btw cause good god he could not just say a single word without rushing through it like Megatron was already shoving his talons up his ass.
3. Megan Fox/Shia's skin. I could see that the sun was out... I could also see what looked like 2nd degree burns all over their faces. That or someone had their elbow on the burn tool during post production and burned the hell out of those two ****ers.
4. Frenzy. I'm trying to do this chronologically but seriously... WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? DID BAY HAVE A ****ING MICHAEL BAY MIND FART BACK TO THE GREMLINS MOVIES? WHAT THE **** WAS SO HARD ABOUT A ROBOT THAT COULD BANG THE HELL OUT OF THE GROUND AND MAKE MINI-QUAKES? WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE? ****?!jrq#oitjgoij
5. Bumblebee = volkswagon bug. Camaro = CAMARO. bee. bug. get it?
6. ....Jazz. He made me think back to those videos they'd make you sit through during Health class or Sex Ed. The "hip" kids talking their "hip" talk.
7. THE CONSTANT RANDOM SLOW-MO that came in when people were either just walking around or driving or getting off a plane. .................
8. Oh and that ****ing girl. The analyst. With the accent. The jaw that looked like it was taken off of those YipYips from Sesame Street and attached to her face. ????????? I felt like just taking my phone and chucking it straight through her ****ing forehead. "CLWASSWIFIED!" *BAM*. *THUD*. *STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*.
9. "Lets take the allspark to the city!!!" ?!?!?!?!?!?! wtf???!?
10. WHERE THE **** ARE THE AUTOBOTS THIS ENTIRE TIME? WHY ARE THEY SO ****ING SLOW?
11. John Tuturro.
12. The dialogue. Every single bit of it.
13. BB being captured like a helpless ****ing furby. And Shia's ***** ass standing around crying like a little *****. AND WHAT THE **** IS OPTIMUS PRIME DOING HIDING UNDER A ****ING BRIDGE???? THIS ISN'T SAVED BY THE ****ING BELL AF9AWGUW9-UW0AW4UG.GJAEWIORPGJAWERIOGJWEAGOIWJA.
14. I at least thought their weapon blasts would look/sound cool. Looked like they were shooting nerf balls soaked in **** at each other. That or they'd shoot bullets at each other. THIS IS ****ING TRANSFORMERS???
15. The entire conclusion. Devastator/Bonecrusher...... ?!?!?!?! First off wtf is Devastator doing standing there firing like a pea shooter? TRANSFORM AND BLAST THE **** OUT OF THOSE MARINES. A human taking out a transformer? I seriously felt like ripping my eyes out and walking out of the theatre at that point.
16. IT GETS BETTER! OH.. no it doesn't. Cause Shia pulls another *****fied moment and starts bawling cause his itty bitty bumblebee bestwest fwend hut his wegs. WHERE THE **** IS OPTIMUS? WHY DON'T THESE ****ERS HELP EACH OTHER? WORST. AUTOBOTS. EVER. And don't even... Megan Fox... seriously someone give this girl a DUI and plant some pcp on her. The tow truck and the driving and the head on steering wheel crying like a random ass *****. WHATHATHAWHETWHGAWEIHTHCUCK****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??
17. That 2 minute long slow-mo moment where the sun is baking the **** out of Megan's face. ...........She's all yellow. Go ****ing call Coldplay.
18. The Soda Machine transformer. I say we take every can of mountain dew, kidnap Bay and chuck those ****s at his kneecaps for the next 500 years.
19. GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC!
20. That wasn't megatron.
21. That wasn't starscream.
22. That wasn't Transformers.
23. That was TINO.

I want my ****ing money back.

Oh yeah I just remembered. The Bad Boys 2 revolving camera moment. And the Independence Day morse code solution to no communications. and the.. and the.. and the ****ing movie sucked cock balls dead donkies. ****.
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LOL...are you Jolie_Mendez's brother's brother??
 
I hated the speeches in the movie ugh sorry they just bugged me. Also why was Shia trying to hide giant robots from his parents, hell I would brag them but thats just me. So why do Autobots tolerate a boy who takes forever to get his glasse? I think there are more pressing matters like stop the enslavement of earth but thats just me
 
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