Transformers YOUR BIGGEST WTF moments, including Plotholes,etc,etc of the TF movie THREAD!

[Soup]

I'm a MASK fanatic.

 

[Soup]

LOL...are you Jolie_Mendez's brother's brother??

don't know who that is. i usually just read up on updates on the front page or check up on the watchmen forum. just felt like venting here thats all. don't know the whose who around here.

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

One last thing...

Why the f**k did any of the "Transformers" (bah) other than Prime, Megatron & Bumblebee even had names??? What was the point of even bothering??

 

[Soup]

marketing.

 

[Boiiinng]

I'm a MASK fanatic.

Man, I've wanted a MASK film for soooo long. I've always wanted to sit down and write a script, but I bet it will go into production before I ever do now that a toy movie has made big bucks.

 

[Golgo-13]

One last thing...

Why the f**k did any of the "Transformers" (bah) other than Prime, Megatron & Bumblebee even had names??? What was the point of even bothering??

Set up/reference for the inevitable sequel.

 

[Golgo-13]

I gotta post this again:

The part where BB is chasing Sam down the street, on that pink bike, and Sam flips over and falls in front of Mikeala. The glasses case falls out of Sams's pocket. Did anone else see it? It's right over his shoulder as he's lying there. Why, if Sam had it on him did they need to go back to the house once the Autobots arrive..?

 

[Golgo-13]

The continuity in the Anthony Anderson donut scene. First the plate has no donuts, then one whole one, then no donuts again. Bad editing.

 

[The Caped Knight]

Fanboys like you scare me.

Dude, chill...its just a movie.

Dude not all Fanboys are like that , see their are different version of a Fanboy.

This guy give Fanboy (like me) a bad rap

 

[Theweepeople]

i hated this ****ing movie. i'm not gonna start a new thread though. I seriously feel dumber after sitting through that bull****. ...I'm so blown right now. Everyone I ran into tonight got an earfull of how much I ****ing hated this ****ty TINO piece of ****. Michael Bay can go **** himself with his bull**** excuses as to why he did this film the way he did it. Boy and his car. **** THAT.

Alright I can't take this. Here's just a list of things I hated.

1. The opening. I was waiting for the Armageddon title to come burning out of the earth.
2. Shia. His character was ****. He was ****. Seriously just watching him... I couldn't understand why the hell he was so uppity and hopped up on whatever he was on. It wasn't funny at all... more like... okay you want to be funny but it looks more like you're trying to pull off the worst Seinfeld impression. ever. In fast forward btw cause good god he could not just say a single word without rushing through it like Megatron was already shoving his talons up his ass.
3. Megan Fox/Shia's skin. I could see that the sun was out... I could also see what looked like 2nd degree burns all over their faces. That or someone had their elbow on the burn tool during post production and burned the hell out of those two ****ers.
4. Frenzy. I'm trying to do this chronologically but seriously... WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? DID BAY HAVE A ****ING MICHAEL BAY MIND FART BACK TO THE GREMLINS MOVIES? WHAT THE **** WAS SO HARD ABOUT A ROBOT THAT COULD BANG THE HELL OUT OF THE GROUND AND MAKE MINI-QUAKES? WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE? ****?!jrq#oitjgoij
5. Bumblebee = volkswagon bug. Camaro = CAMARO. bee. bug. get it?
6. ....Jazz. He made me think back to those videos they'd make you sit through during Health class or Sex Ed. The "hip" kids talking their "hip" talk.
7. THE CONSTANT RANDOM SLOW-MO that came in when people were either just walking around or driving or getting off a plane. .................
8. Oh and that ****ing girl. The analyst. With the accent. The jaw that looked like it was taken off of those YipYips from Sesame Street and attached to her face. ????????? I felt like just taking my phone and chucking it straight through her ****ing forehead. "CLWASSWIFIED!" *BAM*. *THUD*. *STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*.
9. "Lets take the allspark to the city!!!" ?!?!?!?!?!?! wtf???!?
10. WHERE THE **** ARE THE AUTOBOTS THIS ENTIRE TIME? WHY ARE THEY SO ****ING SLOW?
11. John Tuturro.
12. The dialogue. Every single bit of it.
13. BB being captured like a helpless ****ing furby. And Shia's ***** ass standing around crying like a little *****. AND WHAT THE **** IS OPTIMUS PRIME DOING HIDING UNDER A ****ING BRIDGE???? THIS ISN'T SAVED BY THE ****ING BELL AF9AWGUW9-UW0AW4UG.GJAEWIORPGJAWERIOGJWEAGOIWJA.
14. I at least thought their weapon blasts would look/sound cool. Looked like they were shooting nerf balls soaked in **** at each other. That or they'd shoot bullets at each other. THIS IS ****ING TRANSFORMERS???
15. The entire conclusion. Devastator/Bonecrusher...... ?!?!?!?! First off wtf is Devastator doing standing there firing like a pea shooter? TRANSFORM AND BLAST THE **** OUT OF THOSE MARINES. A human taking out a transformer? I seriously felt like ripping my eyes out and walking out of the theatre at that point.
16. IT GETS BETTER! OH.. no it doesn't. Cause Shia pulls another *****fied moment and starts bawling cause his itty bitty bumblebee bestwest fwend hut his wegs. WHERE THE **** IS OPTIMUS? WHY DON'T THESE ****ERS HELP EACH OTHER? WORST. AUTOBOTS. EVER. And don't even... Megan Fox... seriously someone give this girl a DUI and plant some pcp on her. The tow truck and the driving and the head on steering wheel crying like a random ass *****. WHATHATHAWHETWHGAWEIHTHCUCK****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??
17. That 2 minute long slow-mo moment where the sun is baking the **** out of Megan's face. ...........She's all yellow. Go ****ing call Coldplay.
18. The Soda Machine transformer. I say we take every can of mountain dew, kidnap Bay and chuck those ****s at his kneecaps for the next 500 years.
19. GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC!
20. That wasn't megatron.
21. That wasn't starscream.
22. That wasn't Transformers.
23. That was TINO.

I want my ****ing money back.

Oh yeah I just remembered. The Bad Boys 2 revolving camera moment. And the Independence Day morse code solution to no communications. and the.. and the.. and the ****ing movie sucked cock balls dead donkies. ****.

You say you're not a fanboy but, you sure sound like one considering how you went through all this trouble to let everyone know that you hate this movie with a passion. This is how many fanboys act when one of their beloved comic books is turned into a crappy live action movie adaptation. This is similar to the way I acted after I saw X-Men 3. Minus the profanity.

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

Soup all you had to say was that...

"Watching this movie was like eating diarea from a donkeys penis."

And it would of saved you such a long list and post about why you hated it. lol

 

[Colossal Spoons]

1. WTF happened to Barricade...like somebody else said

2. Who was the jet that was owning all the fighter planes towards the end? Starscream had already been destroyed.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Jazz getting torn in half by Megatron.

You know, at first I was sad but that's what he gets for choosing to be that little ass Solstice

 

[Golgo-13]

I got this idea from the writer Orci himself on the transformers movie message board. I'm not joking. That explanation is more logical then the one of the allspark actually healing BB and him not speaking. We don't know what effects the laser that Ratchet shined on bumblebee had. Ratchet may have tried this before and it partially healed bumblebee but, not fully.

You were right about Ratchet's laser healing BB vocals. Check out the 'Orci' thread. Or was that what you were talking about in the first place about the message boards...?

 

[dimmutaker]

I gotta post this again:

The part where BB is chasing Sam down the street, on that pink bike, and Sam flips over and falls in front of Mikeala. The glasses case falls out of Sams's pocket. Did anone else see it? It's right over his shoulder as he's lying there. Why, if Sam had it on him did they need to go back to the house once the Autobots arrive..?

I think that was his cellphone....

 

[dimmutaker]

Yes it is his cellphone....look before the chase scene and he's talking to his friend with the cell

 

[Golgo-13]

I'll pay closer attention when i see it again next week.

 

[dimmutaker]

Trust me. im watching the movie right now LOL

 

[Golgo-13]

Trust me. im watching the movie right now LOL

Bootleg? Lucky bugger!

 

[dimmutaker]

Shhh.....no im just borrowing the movie for now....

 

[Ender Durden]

i hated this ****ing movie. i'm not gonna start a new thread though. I seriously feel dumber after sitting through that bull****. ...I'm so blown right now. Everyone I ran into tonight got an earfull of how much I ****ing hated this ****ty TINO piece of ****. Michael Bay can go **** himself with his bull**** excuses as to why he did this film the way he did it. Boy and his car. **** THAT.

Alright I can't take this. Here's just a list of things I hated.

1. The opening. I was waiting for the Armageddon title to come burning out of the earth.
2. Shia. His character was ****. He was ****. Seriously just watching him... I couldn't understand why the hell he was so uppity and hopped up on whatever he was on. It wasn't funny at all... more like... okay you want to be funny but it looks more like you're trying to pull off the worst Seinfeld impression. ever. In fast forward btw cause good god he could not just say a single word without rushing through it like Megatron was already shoving his talons up his ass.
3. Megan Fox/Shia's skin. I could see that the sun was out... I could also see what looked like 2nd degree burns all over their faces. That or someone had their elbow on the burn tool during post production and burned the hell out of those two ****ers.
4. Frenzy. I'm trying to do this chronologically but seriously... WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? DID BAY HAVE A ****ING MICHAEL BAY MIND FART BACK TO THE GREMLINS MOVIES? WHAT THE **** WAS SO HARD ABOUT A ROBOT THAT COULD BANG THE HELL OUT OF THE GROUND AND MAKE MINI-QUAKES? WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE? ****?!jrq#oitjgoij
5. Bumblebee = volkswagon bug. Camaro = CAMARO. bee. bug. get it?
6. ....Jazz. He made me think back to those videos they'd make you sit through during Health class or Sex Ed. The "hip" kids talking their "hip" talk.
7. THE CONSTANT RANDOM SLOW-MO that came in when people were either just walking around or driving or getting off a plane. .................
8. Oh and that ****ing girl. The analyst. With the accent. The jaw that looked like it was taken off of those YipYips from Sesame Street and attached to her face. ????????? I felt like just taking my phone and chucking it straight through her ****ing forehead. "CLWASSWIFIED!" *BAM*. *THUD*. *STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*.
9. "Lets take the allspark to the city!!!" ?!?!?!?!?!?! wtf???!?
10. WHERE THE **** ARE THE AUTOBOTS THIS ENTIRE TIME? WHY ARE THEY SO ****ING SLOW?
11. John Tuturro.
12. The dialogue. Every single bit of it.
13. BB being captured like a helpless ****ing furby. And Shia's ***** ass standing around crying like a little *****. AND WHAT THE **** IS OPTIMUS PRIME DOING HIDING UNDER A ****ING BRIDGE???? THIS ISN'T SAVED BY THE ****ING BELL AF9AWGUW9-UW0AW4UG.GJAEWIORPGJAWERIOGJWEAGOIWJA.
14. I at least thought their weapon blasts would look/sound cool. Looked like they were shooting nerf balls soaked in **** at each other. That or they'd shoot bullets at each other. THIS IS ****ING TRANSFORMERS???
15. The entire conclusion. Devastator/Bonecrusher...... ?!?!?!?! First off wtf is Devastator doing standing there firing like a pea shooter? TRANSFORM AND BLAST THE **** OUT OF THOSE MARINES. A human taking out a transformer? I seriously felt like ripping my eyes out and walking out of the theatre at that point.
16. IT GETS BETTER! OH.. no it doesn't. Cause Shia pulls another *****fied moment and starts bawling cause his itty bitty bumblebee bestwest fwend hut his wegs. WHERE THE **** IS OPTIMUS? WHY DON'T THESE ****ERS HELP EACH OTHER? WORST. AUTOBOTS. EVER. And don't even... Megan Fox... seriously someone give this girl a DUI and plant some pcp on her. The tow truck and the driving and the head on steering wheel crying like a random ass *****. WHATHATHAWHETWHGAWEIHTHCUCK****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??
17. That 2 minute long slow-mo moment where the sun is baking the **** out of Megan's face. ...........She's all yellow. Go ****ing call Coldplay.
18. The Soda Machine transformer. I say we take every can of mountain dew, kidnap Bay and chuck those ****s at his kneecaps for the next 500 years.
19. GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC? GMC! GMC!
20. That wasn't megatron.
21. That wasn't starscream.
22. That wasn't Transformers.
23. That was TINO.

I want my ****ing money back.

Oh yeah I just remembered. The Bad Boys 2 revolving camera moment. And the Independence Day morse code solution to no communications. and the.. and the.. and the ****ing movie sucked cock balls dead donkies. ****.

ur an idiot. shutup.

 

[M.O.Steel]

excessive swearing to show your hatred of the movie doesn't really work as well as you may think. It really doesn't make others realize you 're right. calm constructive criticism is more effective.

 

[matthooper]

My biggest WTF moment is every moment after the movie opened. It's reviews are pretty good and people seem to like it.

It's like watching crap getting thrown around for 2 1/2 hours. I love how everyone tears SM3 a new one, yet this piece of crap is getting all the love. What a joke.

 

[user123456789]

I gotta post this again:

The part where BB is chasing Sam down the street, on that pink bike, and Sam flips over and falls in front of Mikeala. The glasses case falls out of Sams's pocket. Did anone else see it? It's right over his shoulder as he's lying there. Why, if Sam had it on him did they need to go back to the house once the Autobots arrive..?

im watching it over and over and to me it doesn't look like a glass case at all, instead, an accessory of the bike

 

[Golgo-13]

My biggest WTF moment is every moment after the movie opened. It's reviews are pretty good and people seem to like it.

It's like watching crap getting thrown around for 2 1/2 hours. I love how everyone tears SM3 a new one, yet this piece of crap is getting all the love. What a joke.

I'm a Spiderman fan, and SM3 was a crapfest. You gotta cut Bay and co some slack. This was their 'first' outing with a big screen version of the Transformers. Hopefully, they'll learn from their mistakes and improve upon them in the sequel. Spiderman 3 had two previous film before it, so they should have known better by the time they got to SM3 what would works, and what wouldn't work..but just like what happened with Blade:Trinity, they got sloppy..and it backfired on them.

Shame on Raimi.