Zombies!

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World War Z is a must for Z-Lovers. It is great.

If there were real zombies, I would be the kickass katana person that killed them within a millisecond.
 
What crawled up your ass and died... and then revived and began feasting off the flesh of your anoos causing you to die and then revive and feast off of the flesh of others?

Jeez, calm down bud....
 
That is the zombie anus, btw.


That should get us back OT.
 
It was still mildly on topic because it was talking about a zombie object eating an ass.
 
Hahaha, that is true!

What would you do if you got bit by a zombie? Would you kill yourself or what?

I would totally stay alive and kill my friends....
 
Depends: Is it a quick turn (a.k.a seconds/minutes) or a long drawn out piece of ****?
 
Either way. If it was long, it doesnt hurt. I would play pranks on friends so they hate me before i die.
 
It would too hurt. You are dying plus a chunk of your body is missing from the bite. I would take pills that would kill me if it was long and drawn out.
 
It would too hurt. You are dying plus a chunk of your body is missing from the bite. I would take pills that would kill me if it was long and drawn out.

Oh, sorry, i meant if it didnt hurt. I mean, the majority of our zombie info was destroyed in the great zombie attack of 1934, so my knowledge isnt up to par....
 
It would too hurt. You are dying plus a chunk of your body is missing from the bite. I would take pills that would kill me if it was long and drawn out.

But then you'd just become a zombie.
 
I'd say not as bad as making love to John Goodman and worse than have a flaming pineapple shoved up your urethra.

Is there a problem when i would rather do the second than the first.
 
No. Not at all. I can't even look at him.
 
I just bought...

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